Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 801 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
DiCaprio is so terrific, and Infiniti such a charismatic find, that viewers may find themselves wishing the cast, both principal and supporting (which also includes Regina Hall and Alana Haim), had room in this 162-minute movie to bounce off of each other with a little more frequency.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 17, 2025
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 3, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
In many ways, this is an Old Man movie — a slower late-period work by a filmmaker ruminating on his advancing age, and on the beloved classics he made as a younger guy. But it’s Scorsese’s version: pulsing with more life than most younger filmmakers, before giving way to stark, chilling regret.- The Verge
- Posted Sep 27, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
While the movie’s amusing comedy bits are a little too slow for vintage screwball or farce, its love story has no such limitations. Astaire and Rogers sell their whole relationship through movement, on and off the dance floor.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though Nickel Boys is at least in part about Black oppression and the suffering that comes along with it, Ross uses the movie’s point of view to avoid making a movie that turns that suffering into a marquee attraction or an endurance test.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 9, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Baker obviously loves most of his characters, and while Anora doesn’t necessarily give off warmth, spending so much of time in the visceral chill of a Coney Island winter, it regards the entire situation with nonjudgmental good humor and a touch of melancholy.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 27, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
A lot of movies attempt to replicate the experience of a dream; this one situates itself right on the edge, whether ecstatic or delirious or stricken, of waking up.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 2, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a fascinating spectacle in large part because Nolan isn’t especially Malickian at all (though at least that frame of reference might temporarily ease the overworked, underbaked Kubrick comparisons).- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 19, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The miracle of Chalamet’s performance is that as brazen, indecent, and dishonest as Marty is, he makes a temporarily convincing case for himself as a thwarted athlete, rather than a crook with an athletic fixation.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 1, 2025
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Campion’s take on the Western is an elegant, sometimes unnerving accomplishment.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
It deserves a big screen if possible, though; Bentley and Kwedar have made an enveloping movie, one that might more closely echo its obvious influences from the comfort of home. This is a movie that belongs out in the beautiful, terrible world.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Nov 7, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Todd Haynes obviously loves rock and roll, which makes it all the more impressive that he’s spent his career making movies about key figures in its history while avoiding the usual lionizing cliches.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
It doesn’t capture the full horror potential of climate change, rising floodwaters, or even bloodthirsty sharks. But the filmmakers sure throw themselves into the fray with enthusiasm.- Polygon
- Posted Apr 10, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s dedication to girls everywhere is unnecessary; it already feels so specific and true without it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 5, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmaking itself is often witty, finding gags in whip-crack editing and shifts in perspective.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 28, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Just getting to see McDormand and Washington assay these famous parts makes this Macbeth worth preserving for posterity, alongside Fences in the Denzel Washington Giants Of Theatre section. But Coen’s equivalent of a solo album has its own virtuosic style.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 22, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Color Purple is involving on a scene-to-scene basis, but it has a processional quality. Though it’s less constrained than Spielberg’s sometimes sentimentalized version of the material, the new movie isn’t less sentimental – or less thirsty for audience approval.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 19, 2023
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 31, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The younger characters are so full of life, and the older ones so full of trenchant but predictable talking-point issues, that it sometimes feels like a middling movie encroaching on a good one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Playmobil: The Movie isn’t as funny as some of the direct-to-video Lego-related movies, either, and that’s very much the field it competes in, theatrical release or not. As children’s entertainment goes, this is a harmless distractor, but it’s also poorly conceived at every story turn, unable to even stick to a particular generic message to make up for its extremely basic humor.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 6, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The film’s other performances aren’t as engaging as Seydoux and young Martins, which means One Fine Morning itself sometimes feels like it’s muddling through with Sandra’s same weariness, too faithfully reproducing the repetitions of real life.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 27, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though little about the technical skill of Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero brings to mind Spielberg, it’s hard not to think of "War Horse."- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
"Boyhood" has the natural endpoint of its lead growing into a young adult, while Girlhood stretches out in front of Marieme, an uncertain path into a haze.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins doesn’t reach the giddy, earnest heights of something like Aquaman or a Wachowski project. It methodically sets up sequels—to be recast and released around 2030, judging by the Joes’ cinematic track record so far. But the dubiousness of its present-day achievement, the sheer ludicrousness of making the best G.I. Joe movie in 2021, is part of the dumbfounding fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, The Wild Robot feels almost elegiac – or is that just what happens when DreamWorks drops their worst habits and dedicates themselves to serving as a genuine creative competitor to their old rivals at Disney.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 25, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, Rogue Agent feels reluctant to fully engage in the kind of deception that might make it a trickier, more “fun” piece of work; it’s almost too tasteful for its own good.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 10, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without slackening its tension, Black Bag sometimes resembles a bitter comedy of manners, which are apparently also kept in the black bag for certain stretches. These are people who like to tell each other what they find irretrievably boring, especially if it’s each other, whether or not they’re even telling the truth about their disdain.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 6, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Sinners, which the filmmaker himself has been touting as his first wholly original feature (Fruitvale Station, his debut, was based on a real-life tragedy), is both Coogler’s most fantastical and most closely rooted in the history of American racism. It’s pulp from the heart and the gut.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Wilde’s film gets a lot of comic mileage from its lead actors’ ability to create a funny, believable relationship. Feldstein and Dever are both terrific in it.- The Verge
- Posted May 23, 2019
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