Jesse Hassenger

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For 801 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jesse Hassenger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 91 American Honey
Lowest review score: 12 Asking for It
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 69 out of 801
801 movie reviews
    • 95 Metascore
    • 91 Jesse Hassenger
    DiCaprio is so terrific, and Infiniti such a charismatic find, that viewers may find themselves wishing the cast, both principal and supporting (which also includes Regina Hall and Alana Haim), had room in this 162-minute movie to bounce off of each other with a little more frequency.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 82 Jesse Hassenger
    In its gentle, modest way, Aftersun might well break your heart.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 90 Jesse Hassenger
    In many ways, this is an Old Man movie — a slower late-period work by a filmmaker ruminating on his advancing age, and on the beloved classics he made as a younger guy. But it’s Scorsese’s version: pulsing with more life than most younger filmmakers, before giving way to stark, chilling regret.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 91 Jesse Hassenger
    While the movie’s amusing comedy bits are a little too slow for vintage screwball or farce, its love story has no such limitations. Astaire and Rogers sell their whole relationship through movement, on and off the dance floor.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 84 Jesse Hassenger
    Though Nickel Boys is at least in part about Black oppression and the suffering that comes along with it, Ross uses the movie’s point of view to avoid making a movie that turns that suffering into a marquee attraction or an endurance test.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Baker obviously loves most of his characters, and while Anora doesn’t necessarily give off warmth, spending so much of time in the visceral chill of a Coney Island winter, it regards the entire situation with nonjudgmental good humor and a touch of melancholy.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 78 Jesse Hassenger
    A lot of movies attempt to replicate the experience of a dream; this one situates itself right on the edge, whether ecstatic or delirious or stricken, of waking up.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 80 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s a fascinating spectacle in large part because Nolan isn’t especially Malickian at all (though at least that frame of reference might temporarily ease the overworked, underbaked Kubrick comparisons).
    • 89 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    The miracle of Chalamet’s performance is that as brazen, indecent, and dishonest as Marty is, he makes a temporarily convincing case for himself as a thwarted athlete, rather than a crook with an athletic fixation.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Jesse Hassenger
    This one’s The Irishman for anyone in dire need of new glasses.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Campion’s take on the Western is an elegant, sometimes unnerving accomplishment.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 85 Jesse Hassenger
    It deserves a big screen if possible, though; Bentley and Kwedar have made an enveloping movie, one that might more closely echo its obvious influences from the comfort of home. This is a movie that belongs out in the beautiful, terrible world.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Todd Haynes obviously loves rock and roll, which makes it all the more impressive that he’s spent his career making movies about key figures in its history while avoiding the usual lionizing cliches.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Jesse Hassenger
    It doesn’t capture the full horror potential of climate change, rising floodwaters, or even bloodthirsty sharks. But the filmmakers sure throw themselves into the fray with enthusiasm.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie’s dedication to girls everywhere is unnecessary; it already feels so specific and true without it.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    The filmmaking itself is often witty, finding gags in whip-crack editing and shifts in perspective.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Just getting to see McDormand and Washington assay these famous parts makes this Macbeth worth preserving for posterity, alongside Fences in the Denzel Washington Giants Of Theatre section. But Coen’s equivalent of a solo album has its own virtuosic style.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 59 Jesse Hassenger
    The Color Purple is involving on a scene-to-scene basis, but it has a processional quality. Though it’s less constrained than Spielberg’s sometimes sentimentalized version of the material, the new movie isn’t less sentimental – or less thirsty for audience approval.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 71 Jesse Hassenger
    This is a striking introduction to Donaldson’s unflinching eye.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 58 Jesse Hassenger
    The younger characters are so full of life, and the older ones so full of trenchant but predictable talking-point issues, that it sometimes feels like a middling movie encroaching on a good one.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Playmobil: The Movie isn’t as funny as some of the direct-to-video Lego-related movies, either, and that’s very much the field it competes in, theatrical release or not. As children’s entertainment goes, this is a harmless distractor, but it’s also poorly conceived at every story turn, unable to even stick to a particular generic message to make up for its extremely basic humor.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 68 Jesse Hassenger
    The film’s other performances aren’t as engaging as Seydoux and young Martins, which means One Fine Morning itself sometimes feels like it’s muddling through with Sandra’s same weariness, too faithfully reproducing the repetitions of real life.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 42 Jesse Hassenger
    Though little about the technical skill of Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero brings to mind Spielberg, it’s hard not to think of "War Horse."
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    "Boyhood" has the natural endpoint of its lead growing into a young adult, while Girlhood stretches out in front of Marieme, an uncertain path into a haze.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins doesn’t reach the giddy, earnest heights of something like Aquaman or a Wachowski project. It methodically sets up sequels—to be recast and released around 2030, judging by the Joes’ cinematic track record so far. But the dubiousness of its present-day achievement, the sheer ludicrousness of making the best G.I. Joe movie in 2021, is part of the dumbfounding fun.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 71 Jesse Hassenger
    At times, The Wild Robot feels almost elegiac – or is that just what happens when DreamWorks drops their worst habits and dedicates themselves to serving as a genuine creative competitor to their old rivals at Disney.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jesse Hassenger
    At times, Rogue Agent feels reluctant to fully engage in the kind of deception that might make it a trickier, more “fun” piece of work; it’s almost too tasteful for its own good.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jesse Hassenger
    Without slackening its tension, Black Bag sometimes resembles a bitter comedy of manners, which are apparently also kept in the black bag for certain stretches. These are people who like to tell each other what they find irretrievably boring, especially if it’s each other, whether or not they’re even telling the truth about their disdain.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Jesse Hassenger
    Sinners, which the filmmaker himself has been touting as his first wholly original feature (Fruitvale Station, his debut, was based on a real-life tragedy), is both Coogler’s most fantastical and most closely rooted in the history of American racism. It’s pulp from the heart and the gut.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Jesse Hassenger
    Wilde’s film gets a lot of comic mileage from its lead actors’ ability to create a funny, believable relationship. Feldstein and Dever are both terrific in it.

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