Jesse Hassenger

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For 801 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jesse Hassenger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 91 American Honey
Lowest review score: 12 Asking for It
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 69 out of 801
801 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Fuze doesn’t fly off the rails at its midpoint. It keeps moving forward at a steady clip. By its final stretch, however, the effort to sustain itself becomes more visible, and less quietly confident.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie’s thread about parental neglect and/or sacrifice is wispy. As a carnival geek show, though, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy delivers the goods, and at greater volume than its unofficial predecessors. It isn’t as personal a movie as the possessive title implies, but the marketing is largely correct: For the first time in ages, a mummy presides over a real horror show.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 73 Jesse Hassenger
    Though their conflicts eventually lead to horror-movie violence, the cruelest fate, the movie implies, may be a professional life consigned to malls, overpriced novelty coffee drinks, and other commercial/cultural remnants of a millennial youth.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s both a canny contemporary riff on the material and a well-made but only moderately scary slasher.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Jesse Hassenger
    It doesn’t capture the full horror potential of climate change, rising floodwaters, or even bloodthirsty sharks. But the filmmakers sure throw themselves into the fray with enthusiasm.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 78 Jesse Hassenger
    Alpha is more of a horror-inflected drama than an outright genre piece, which allowed plenty of critics to fixate, not unfairly, on its failings as an AIDS metaphor. Yet the movie has resonance beyond simply recalling the years of its creator’s youth.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    After so many smirky bloodfests, They Will Kill You scarcely needs believable human relationships to earn some goodwill. All it really needs is Beetz convincingly going through hell.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    While there’s plenty of familiarity in Pixar’s small-scale animated romp Hoppers, there’s also a smart, unruly variation at its center.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 71 Jesse Hassenger
    Cold Storage makes horror-comedy look as easy and appealing as it’s supposed to be.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    The actual sports stuff feels a little sweatier, with too much clamor for each animal teammate to really pop. But Goat still leaps over the worst pitfalls of big-studio kid-centric animation. Where it counts, the movie knows just enough ball.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    As much as some of the imagery feels like Raimi playing the hits, Send Help also suggests a later-career shift for the filmmaker, one where his comic-book throwbacks run into (or over?) contemporary obstacles without losing their go-for-broke loopiness. It can get messy. Good for him.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s a neat surprise that DaCosta extracts more dark humor from the series than Boyle himself.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    Primate makes a characteristically concise case for Roberts as a genre stylist to keep watching.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Paul Feig has always seemed a little uncomfortable with exploitation, but he makes some progress with this thriller.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    Fire And Ash is terrific entertainment that occasionally gives the impression of well-appointed vamping; it’s almost enough to wonder if all the meticulous writer’s-room blueprinting of two-to-four Avatar sequels might have done as much harm as good. Viewers who just long for more time in Pandora are in luck: Cameron may not see a way out himself.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    The miracle of Chalamet’s performance is that as brazen, indecent, and dishonest as Marty is, he makes a temporarily convincing case for himself as a thwarted athlete, rather than a crook with an athletic fixation.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Jesse Hassenger
    In traditional terms, it could simply be described as a tearjerker. Like Buckley’s performance, though, it’s richer than that, a cross between an out-of-body experience and a full-body sob. Some will likely resist it on those grounds, understandably. But, again, framing our reactions with the feelings of others is rarely a good idea, and despite its moments of faltering, Hamnet hits like an emotional wrecking ball—devastating as it clears its path.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 78 Jesse Hassenger
    Zootopia 2 feels like it came out as the filmmakers intended, even if they set their own expectations at medium instead of high.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Jesse Hassenger
    Part of what makes Perkins’ film so refreshing is the way it prioritizes its visceral effect on an audience over a desire to bend that story into a modern relationship parable. As clever as so many contemporary horror movies are, they often write toward theme rather than shooting toward immediacy.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    [Wright] continues to prove more adept at tightly weaving his thematic concerns into genre-friendly comedy. Making a muscular, fun-enough adaptation of The Running Man is at once beneath him and beyond him.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 85 Jesse Hassenger
    It deserves a big screen if possible, though; Bentley and Kwedar have made an enveloping movie, one that might more closely echo its obvious influences from the comfort of home. This is a movie that belongs out in the beautiful, terrible world.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie works in its moment. It seems to know that an obvious, crowd-pleasing helping of franchise nonsense at least needs to have some kind of meat, however synthetic it may secretly be.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 69 Jesse Hassenger
    Die My Love is a powerful primal scream, only undercut by the question of whether it’s in love with the sound it’s making.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Jesse Hassenger
    What Jan Komasa’s film gets right is how so much right-wing radicalization, especially in upper classes, stems from status-based grievances.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Hedda is DaCosta’s most direct and purposeful adaptation yet, but like her other films, it’s missing some ineffable push past its beginnings into more expressive territory. The process of adaptation feels more confident than the conclusion.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 66 Jesse Hassenger
    For much of its runtime, Good Fortune sustains a kind of witty, neo-Capra sensibility. When it comes time to bring that sensibility up to date, Ansari politely skips out.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Jesse Hassenger
    Is This Thing On? might come to its healing from an appropriately modest place, but there’s still a bit of actorly grandiosity under its skin.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Jesse Hassenger
    The movie illustrates the gambler’s lifestyle almost too clearly; it’s a great example of how big, splashy victories can still feel like too little, too late.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 66 Jesse Hassenger
    This latest Kiss of the Spider Woman is nearly as ramshackle as its fictional namesake; it’s not the powerhouse it should be. But it comes together. And for Lopez, its artifice looks more like a form of honesty.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Jesse Hassenger
    It’s a star vehicle for Tatum and Dunst that can’t put all of its faith in the healing power of charisma and chemistry.

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