Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Another ruin-and-rehab tale, one that initially tantalizes then flatly disappoints.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gorgeous and goofy, fanciful and unrepentantly old-fashioned, this Victorian adventure (it’s set in 1862) delights much more when its head is in the clouds than when its feet are on the ground.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Spraying what seems like several thousand rounds of ammunition, this sturdy thriller (the big-screen feature debut of the director Brian Kirk) has no patience for nuance. It’s a big, blunt, battering ram of a movie, but it’s not dumb.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    If Baig’s writing is at times thin and excessively pointed — like a classroom discussion about what it means to live an authentic life — her grasp of mood is spot on.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    However crucial and opportune in its truth-seeking and depictions of political trickery (Burns could hardly have known his film would plop into theaters alongside the impeachment hearings for President Trump), The Report is too often dramatically frozen, its emotions stubbornly internal.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Candid and empathetic, the movie’s segments can feel rushed and unfocused; yet they have a ragged intimacy that argues implicitly for an individual’s right to choose, without interference or condemnation.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    An unfortunately clunky, relentlessly corny salute to Rani Laxmibai.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At fault is a threadbare, irritatingly vague script (by the director and artist Ben McPherson) that simply strings together a series of generic setups and forgettable characters.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As the camera circles swirling skirts and sweeps through elegant cafes, the director, Alexis Michalik, whisks up a whirlwind of soapy declarations and backstage chaos. For many viewers, that will be enough, with enjoyment in direct proportion to tolerance for theatrical farce and hyper-romantic dialogue — and a lead character who is less engaging than either.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    [An] illuminating if one-sided overview of the myriad ways in which women’s sexuality is controlled and subjugated.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A deadpan take on suburban hell — I hesitate to call it a comedy, black or otherwise — the movie takes competitiveness to such excruciatingly surreal lengths that every would-be joke feels agonizingly strained.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Narrative ellipses and a slew of visual clichés — like vague shapes, ghostly footprints and disorienting flashes of light — make Mary (the name shared by the ship and the couple’s younger daughter) a particularly unsatisfying possession yarn.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A charming blend of science and conjecture, Fantastic Fungi wants to free your mind.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Abetted by Patrick Orth’s careful, almost obsessively calm camerawork, Köhler has concocted an uncommonly subtle and deliberately ambiguous work, one that’s delicately rewarding, if you meet it halfway.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A gentle, genial dip into a pool of midlife despair.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A circular firing-squad of full-on crazy, Chris Morris’s The Day Shall Come barges into American counterterrorism tactics with sledgehammer satire and a numbingly repetitive plot.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A weird, erratic and occasionally insightful experiment that, unlike its indefatigable star, never quite finds its zing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    From its spectacularly detailed aesthetic to the characters’ march down well-worn personality paths, Downton Abbey argues insistently for the status quo.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A raft of marquee names — including Seth Rogen, James Franco and Will Ferrell — can’t save Zeroville, a maddeningly surreal head trip through Hollywood history and movie-fan insanity.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Appealing, partly because it’s so unembarrassed by its genre's done-to-death social-injustice themes, this undercooked blend of science fiction and family drama virtually dares you to turn up your nose.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Ms. Purple is a moody, downbeat drama soaked in color and saturated with sadness.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Making the most of his limited budget, not unusual for the prolific Fessenden, he has produced possibly his most coherent and visually polished work to date. The makeup effects and lead performances are excellent, and Fessenden’s signature cheek (two strip-club employees are called Stormy and Melania) never tips into silliness.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Hancock is wasted here, as are the meaty dramatic threads that Elizabeth O’Halloran’s formulaic screenplay never bothers to pull.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Caught between a hero with no personality and a villain with way too much (Fletcher’s slobbering performance has to be seen to be believed), Raymond comforts himself with shots of people gazing pensively at clues and pulling grisly things from drains.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The result might feel overlong and overwrought; yet thanks to Bader’s clever plotting and fruity dialogue — as well as strong supporting players — this grimy picture climaxes more satisfyingly than expected.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Rapace’s jangly, one-note performance is rendered bearable by Yvonne Strahovski’s warmly natural turn as Lola’s increasingly furious mother.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Vita & Virginia takes a passionate, real-life affair between two enormously gifted writers and proceeds to throttle the life out of it.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    It’s Weaving who gives this blunt satire of class warfare a heart.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Thematically underdeveloped yet pleasingly creepy, Tigers Are Not Afraid balances its mild terrors with appealing moments of childish creativity.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The movie, like the elemental forces we continue to exacerbate, never explains itself. Surrender to it, though, and a narrative - of spectacle, conflict and retaliation - will eventually become clear.

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