Jean Oppenheimer

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For 144 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jean Oppenheimer's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Donnie Darko
Lowest review score: 0 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 81 out of 144
  2. Negative: 14 out of 144
144 movie reviews
    • 42 Metascore
    • 70 Jean Oppenheimer
    Viewers looking for extremely light, romantic entertainment with a guaranteed happy ending could do worse.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film's intent -- contrasting the relatively benign craziness of a group of mental patients with the far greater insanity of war -- is worthy but obvious, while the execution is overly indulgent and at times precious.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Jean Oppenheimer
    The picture's biggest problem is that no one is sympathetic.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 70 Jean Oppenheimer
    When all is said and done, Far from Heaven proves an easier film to appreciate than to emotionally embrace. It fails the test of being, in the descriptive phrase of Pauline Kael, "compulsively watchable."
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    As an actress, she (July) is annoying as hell, with a quirkiness so labored, she seems to be begging for our affection. As a director she is much better.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    A beautiful but depressing film.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    The problem with Secretary isn't that it is offensive or unnerving -- although you get the idea the filmmakers hoped it might be at least one of those. The problem is that the story is slow-moving and dull.
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    The real star of the film is the food, which is sliced, diced, shredded, rolled, sautéed and fricasseed to mouthwatering perfection.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Jean Oppenheimer
    A film of tremendous complexity and depth, a galvanic force that sends the mind reeling.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jean Oppenheimer
    But in a calculated move that pays off handsomely, the picture's remarkable power is reserved for the end, when the intertwining themes coalesce in an extraordinarily satisfying and stirring way.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Jean Oppenheimer
    This engaging film proves a total pleasure, suitable for moviegoers who like their films a bit old-fashioned but still mainstream.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Jean Oppenheimer
    Proves an absolute chore to sit through.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 0 Jean Oppenheimer
    The first Baby Geniuses, released in 1999, was one of the most inane, humorless, ill-conceived, poorly acted comedies of the year. As difficult as it is to imagine, the sequel is even worse, earning an F.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 90 Jean Oppenheimer
    So inventive, confident, and accomplished is the production that it's a shock to learn Sliding Doors is the work of a first-time director-screenwriter.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Viewers still need a window into a character's soul if they are to connect on a deep emotional level. And that is missing here.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Jean Oppenheimer
    Turns out to be more than simply a near-miracle of filmmaking, however; it is also an astonishing work of art, a historical epic that drifts through one's consciousness like a reverie.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Jean Oppenheimer
    So enchanting it takes your breath away.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 30 Jean Oppenheimer
    That this mess should come from the hand of Istvan Szabo, the brilliant Hungarian director of "Mephisto" and "Colonel Redl," is the real shocker.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 100 Jean Oppenheimer
    Like gathering storm clouds, Donnie Darko creates an atmosphere of eerie calm and mounting menace -- stands as one of the most exceptional movies of 2001.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    A beautiful film from Iran explores beauty both physical and spiritual.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    The movie lacks the adult humor of such kid flicks as "Shrek" and "Lilo & Stitch," but the target audience at an advance screening was shrieking with joy throughout.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    A major weakness of A Soldier's Daughter is that it has no real plot.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Jean Oppenheimer
    Doesn't work as comedy or drama or anything in between.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Jean Oppenheimer
    Awful narration almost ruins the ghostly, gorgeous Running Free.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Jean Oppenheimer
    Despite the idealized portrait of Kelly and the very predictable plot, the film proves engaging, thanks in large measure to Ledger's sympathetic and believable performance.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film provides solid entertainment for kids but lacks any real sense of wonder and magic.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 10 Jean Oppenheimer
    Numbingly feeble -- The dialogue is witless, the situations are lame, the humor juvenile and the chemistry between the stars nonexistent.
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film was shot with six cameras simultaneously and the images are projected on six split screens, à la Mike Figgis' "Time Code." While the subject's appeal is limited and the film's 106-minute running time excessive, viewers who do respond to the pic will find it raw, real and cathartic.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Nelson has directed his actors--including David Arquette, Steve Buscemi and Daniel Benzali (no, this isn't a joke)--to speak in David Mamet-like cadence, all short, choppy sentences and staccato rhythms. It's a terrible mistake.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Well acted by an unusually likable cast.

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