Jean Oppenheimer

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For 144 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jean Oppenheimer's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Donnie Darko
Lowest review score: 0 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 81 out of 144
  2. Negative: 14 out of 144
144 movie reviews
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Tea With Mussolini doesn't come close to John Boorman's captivating "Hope and Glory," which managed to address the terrible destructiveness and misery of the war as well as the magical adventure it offered its young protagonist.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Disappointingly mediocre.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    The digital computer work is smooth and convincing; the animals look as if they are talking. But their voices are either devoid of personality or grating and annoying.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Filled with so much religious righteousness--endless Bible-readings...that the film feels more like a recruitment tool for Soldiers for Christ than a look at the bloody four-year conflict that tore this nation apart.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Don Cheadle is wonderful, as always, as the former drug-addict-turned-psychiatrist who worries it's all hopeless but refuses to stop trying. Sounds clichéd, perhaps, but for the most part it works, thanks to piercingly authentic performances.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Nominal comedy has a few bright spots but never seems to find its rhythm.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Although meant as a light comedy-drama in which both characters are sympathetic, The Housekeeper instead proves irritating.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Schultze has a spare style, deliberately slow pace, and so little dialogue that to say it's in German with English subtitles seems to be stretching the truth.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Slick, glossy, and artificial.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Most of it is decidedly lame. The actors, however, are ingratiating.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film is smart enough to aim for farce rather than whimsy or reality. The songs are still bland--"I hid the alarm clock," "too much lipstick"--but at least the characters are somewhat entertaining.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Oddly, the film's strengths -- its quiet, understated manner; its non-plot; the awkward speech patterns and uncomfortable pauses that suggest emotional isolation -- are also its weaknesses.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    As good as all the actors are, the scuzzy characters are so one-dimensional that the film falls flat.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Doesn't come close to matching the emotional depth and power of Frank Perry's 1962 "David and Lisa," the most involving and affecting film I've ever seen about teenagers and mental illness.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Overly broad and silly at times, the film also has an "important" message to pass along to its young viewers.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    If only good intentions were enough to redeem a picture, perhaps ABCD would be worth a look.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Viewers expecting another enchanting, whimsical tale of high energy and mischievous spirits will be sorely disappointed.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Everything that happens proves just as predictable as before.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    The voice acting is adequate, but it fails to convey the diversity or personality of "Chicken Run" or "Shrek."
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film takes an incredibly wrong turn when it shifts to the courtroom trial -- It all but kills any goodwill Silberling has engendered up to this point.
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Devotees of the comedienne presumably will think they have died and gone to heaven, while Cho virgins may laugh aloud a half-dozen times but probably won't become converts.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    If Campion has a message in all this -- something about the eternal battle of the sexes -- it is far from clear.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Certainly a terrific sense of urgency underlies the story and Tom's desperation over Claire is palpable, but that may not be enough for viewers who actually like to understand how the riddle is unraveling.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    A small story, with fewer lofty ambitions than its lead character, the film runs out of steam at a certain point. Overall, its leisurely pace and lack of overt action will bore some filmgoers, while the movie's final section, during which Ganesh pursues his political aspirations, feels strangely hurried and less satisfying than the rest of the story.
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Fame this film ain't.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Never rises above the level of a 1950s-era adolescent romance novel.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Given the great premise and characters inherited from the first film, it's surprising that this sequel fails to match its predecessor's appeal. The humor is silly, broad, and surprisingly generic.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Using humor to make a serious point, Arau suggests that without the millions of Hispanics...life in the Golden State would screech to a halt.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film's intent -- contrasting the relatively benign craziness of a group of mental patients with the far greater insanity of war -- is worthy but obvious, while the execution is overly indulgent and at times precious.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    As an actress, she (July) is annoying as hell, with a quirkiness so labored, she seems to be begging for our affection. As a director she is much better.

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