Hazel-Dawn Dumpert

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For 175 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Hazel-Dawn Dumpert's Scores

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Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Finding Nemo
Lowest review score: 0 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 68 out of 175
  2. Negative: 29 out of 175
175 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    If Sayles had maneuvered these stories and performances into even a shade more sentimentality or gravitas, the weight would have collapsed them like a house of cards. As it is, they breathe easily, delicately into each other.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It's Boyar who’s the find here, though, a gently magnetic presence who's all the more impressive for being thoroughly riveting despite spending most of the movie face-down on a counter.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The music, it goes without saying, is great.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 20 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It's noisy, it's flashy, and it's deadly dull -- without the goofball, horror-nerd energy of Kevin Williamson, who wrote the first film, this essentially storyless picture, written by Trey Callaway and directed by Danny Gan-non, revolves doggedly around Hewitt's tits.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The film is nothing if not benign, but its merits are moot for those above 7 or so.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    This bleak debut feature from writer-directors Alex and Andrew Smith would be all but impossible to sit through if it weren’t for Ryan Gosling and Clea Duvall.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    An intriguing failure that promises more than it delivers.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Directed by Donald Petrie ("Miss Congeniality") with about as much substance and style as a ham sandwich. It's a heavy hand that damps down such airy creatures as Hudson and McConaughey.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Juvenile, sloppy and frequently, idiotically hilarious.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Nothing, in fact, really fits together, most notably the partnership of Ford and Hartnett: Looking weathered yet professional, Ford carries what he can, but pretty and sullen Hartnett barely comes to life, leaving his partner stranded, and straining.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The genuinely fascinating story is one of revolutionary intention and unrelenting grit, but while Mario is a competent enough filmmaker, he has neither the urgency nor, frankly, the chops to make his own movie fire up.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Tiresome vanity project.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It's the spark and surprise of good sketch comedy that makes this film really work--the laugh-out-loud moments are worth the wait.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    (Linney and Ruffalo) are just beautiful enough, in fact, to be in the movies and still remain convincing as authentic folk, and their performances are tremendously moving.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    A funny summer frolic.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    A blandly competent dramatization of the famed Texas lawmen's post–Civil War history starring the blandly handsome tube stars
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The film is exhaustive -- and ultimately exhausting.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    In Fitzgerald's hands, freestyling is an all-good means of personal expression and communal identification. The dark side of rap he treats only superficially, shortchanging a well-rounded discussion in favor of wholehearted celebration.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Breaks in the film's otherwise smooth continuum, however, are bridged by Hutchins' soulful performance, and by Chaiken's excellent feel for the grace notes and steady tempo of native New York life, the sacredness of female friendship, and the precarious balance between love for oneself and for others.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Ultimately, however, a too-earnest script that pins the future of this community on a school-district singing contest, undercuts the film's natural performances and its sedate, contemplative pacing.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    This ode to wrestling one's way out of youth's shell holds up surprisingly well.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Freshened immensely by pitch-perfect song parodies, a batch of hilarious faux album covers, nimble improv from the ever-marvelous cast, and a palpable love for the subject matter.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The best thing about Committed, though, is Krueger, a filmmaker who's not only willing to lead us into the well-traveled terrain of romantic comedy, but able to show us something new there.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Maglietta, whose soulful countenance and offhand grace are soothing to behold, and Ganz, who says more with a shrug and sigh than most poets do with a sonnet.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    If Novocaine fulfilled the promise of its premise and cast, it could be great. As it is, the film is sabotaged by writer-director David Atkins' failure to set a consistent tone and follow through.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Yu’s filmography includes dozens of pictures between 1965 and 1994, but with its nonstop flurry of fighting, ersatz bloodletting and incidental hilarity, this remains his signature work.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The flashes of warm, human talent that pulse periodically from the ensemble -- Byrne and Foxx, particularly -- only make their presence in this terrifically bad movie all the more baffling.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    A kind of folktale, rooted in poignant personal experience.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    To call the film contrived would imply that some sort of effort had been made, when Sweet Home Alabama is nothing but dead lazy and slow — y'all.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Poignant portrait.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    If there's any reason to watch this otherwise inept romance, it's to witness the late Nell Carter nail a Louis Jordan tune, and to see master comic Jonathan Winters downplay his more manic tendencies and effortlessly spin gold from straw.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    In lieu of developing a plot, the brothers opt to cram their cache of forced quirks and hit-or-miss sketches into a framework of predictabilities.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    On the strength of such skillful pacing, and the pair's beautifully modulated performances (Leary's never been so warm or vulnerable), the film builds almost imperceptibly to a climax that's as moving as it is startling.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Written in 60 Seconds would be a more appropriate title.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    German filmmaker Stefan Ruzowitzky sticks to the formula that made his 2000 thriller “Anatomie” a German hit, offering up a who’s who of young German stars and plunging them into hot-and-cold color schemes, freewheeling camera work and diabolical master-race conspiracies. If Ruzowitzky were as good a storyteller as he is a stylist, he’d have something.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It makes a convincing argument that Dowd's personal history is a kind of history of the 20th century itself, encompassing the era's art, science, commerce and politics.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    By the time a Bollywood production number segues into the finale from "Grease," the transition not only makes perfect sense, it sparkles.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Won't be of much value to anyone besides die-hard Cubs fans or the Santo family itself.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    All promise and no payoff.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It's the filmmakers' post-camp comprehension of what made old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    While the filmmakers are not above corset-drama bed-hopping and back-stabbing, it's delicious when the beds and backs belong to Uma Thurman, Tim Roth and Julian Sands.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    While Gardos knows what to ask -- and though Kinski and Johansson both easily command attention -- the filmmaker lacks the storytelling sophistication to answer with anything but prettily rendered cliches.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    If there's anyone to credit for The Butterfly's eventual triumph over the inherent fatuousness of the material, it's the great Serrault and his tiny leading lady, who matches her elder nearly line for line and look for look.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    (Ferrer's) performance as the sensitive private dick borders on beatific as he stumbles about a nighttime Hollywood Boulevard waxing lyrical about "love, sex and betrayal."
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    A flimsy premise to begin with, it’s been punctured beyond repair by an amateur script from Bill Kelly and director Hugh Wilson (The First Wives Club), and by Wilson’s shocking ineptitude with dialogue, framing and pace.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    There's no doubting that Williamson is a man who knows and loves his genre, and all the scary, screaming, sniggering fun continues here.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Airless, joyless, worse than you could even imagine.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Voice-overs and commentaries are piled on top of contrived intimate moments until, despite some easygoing performances, the movie -- the actual movie -- is a blur of undercooked motivations and halfhearted improv.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Paula Gray wrote the script (it was her UCLA senior thesis), and if there are gooey spots, there's also nicely turned, lived-in dialogue and a gentle affection for all her characters.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Lovely ensemble piece.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 90 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Startlingly affecting -- What emerges is a picture of an illness that causes enormous suffering but whose origins and treatment continue to elude even those doctors who pay attention to it.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 20 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It's bad enough that Australian writer-director Pip Karmel feels she must attempt the alternate-reality gimmick.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 0 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Could it get any worse?
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Like a good punk tune, the filmmaker's focused energy distracts from compositional flaws, all the better to enjoy visceral pleasures such as a spot-on Zoë Pouledouris as preening singer Fauna.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The result is a fast-paced, brilliantly edited indictment that's as hard to turn away from as it is infuriating to watch. The irony, of course, is that Greenwald deploys the tricks of the trade every bit as knowingly as the evil geniuses at Fox.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    For a film hinged on one of the more passionate art forms, it's all a little bloodless.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Assante, restrained and thoughtful, reveals Vinnie's midlife bewilderment as much as his bred-in machismo. His performance is too delicate, though, to stand up to the rigidly formulaic schemes
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Tavernier's documentary about the famed Paris Opera Ballet is itself a graceful thing, a fleet-footed yet substantial examination of what it means to devote one's life to the art of dance.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The Sex Pistols themselves were bloody magnificent.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Despite some grace- ful performances, especially from Ruehl and Kazan, the result is a tepid repast at best.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Where Káel stumbles is in having his stars lip-synch, sometimes poorly, to a recording. It's a devil's bargain that allows for more natural staging, but that fails to convey that an opera's power lies less in cinematic shadings of character than in raw emotions refined by the spectacular art of a rigorously trained human voice.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Enlightenment Guaranteed is a parable of alienation and rediscovery told with such affection, insight and visual elegance, it could never be taken as preachy or stern.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Rather exciting, rendered in a bright sunset palette and a mixture of expressive, boldly drawn traditional animation and fluid computer-generated imagery.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The problem with Rush Hour is that the film isn’t a partnership, it’s a Chris Tucker movie with Chan as straight man.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The lack of cohesion and conviction is disconcerting, and it allows the movie to veer dangerously close to exploitation. Its subjects -- and its viewers -- deserve more.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Me Without You is at its truest and most affecting when it steps back from the gig gling, bitching and nail biting to reveal how the compulsion to control and appropriate can be born of simple love and admiration.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 10 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Since neither (Chapelle nor Koontz) seems to have any idea as to how to make an actual movie, they abandon form and reason and throw every stock trick in the book at the screen to see what sticks. And what sticks is the murky goo of storytelling gone bad.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The rather sad performances boast more clams than a Pismo beach party.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Even though he refuses to excise about 15 to 20 minutes of unnecessary material, Pappas is nonetheless a steady editor who, less intrepid than dogged, pieces together a sustainably intriguing, suitably distressing exposé.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Like so many movies that depend on effects for effect, plot comes in a poor second to spectacle. That leaves the Fraser, funny and sexy as hell, left with little chance to prove it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Fox does have a sharp sense of the absurd that comes out in silly subplots.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The dialogue is blunter, and harder for his amateur cast to pull off, while Lewis' stridency, however justified, ultimately jars against the film's tender, all-is-love fantasia.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Director Stephen Hopkins (Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child) and writer Akiva Goldsman (Batman and Robin) layer a ridiculous time-travel tale with the story of a dysfunctional family Robinson, impressive special effects, and IKEA does Star Wars production design.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 10 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Oxymoronic musings of a vain country singer.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    To see the film in this meticulously restored and remixed version is like watching it for the first time, so clear is the sound, so vivid the sights.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It’s a testament to Chow's star power that, even with an accent more than casually reminiscent of Elmer Fudd's, he comes off charming, handsome and cool in a movie as ridiculous as Bulletproof Monk.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    It's Wilson who's the score here. Quick, scruffy and completely at ease, he takes on Jack's let-it-ride charms and foibles as if he were tossing a Frisbee with friends, and it's impossible to watch him without wanting in on the game.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    By the time Princesa finally slides into halfhearted melodrama in its last quarter, we're only too happy to follow Fernanda back to the rim and a little excitement.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    A modest pleasure, driven by a jumble of Old West signifiers and goofball modern flourishes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The film quickly becomes a vortex of father-son bonding and rivalry, and what could have been a mere travelogue becomes a bumpy exploration of male identity and communication.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 90 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Dunne is committed, thank good-ness, unapologetic for even the most fluttery sentiment or spookiest chill, enjoying the swellness of the very idea almost as much as any fanciful girl.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    This is high school fantasy straight outta Compton. As such, it has a certain compelling enthusiasm.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Still, the big-show musical payoff is good fun, and Black and his little doppelgangers have it all over "Daddy Day Care."
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Writer-director Jon Gunn and co-writer John W. Mann can't fashion a meaningful parable from their knot of dangling plotlines and absurd scenarios.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    There's nothing like a feature-length video game to make you feel you're being played.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Both visually and emotionally, a panoramic picture; Mehta wields a master's hand as she weaves together vistas of urban and pastoral India with thoughts on the nature of man as it keeps cycling out in the specifics of history.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Thoroughly mediocre.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    There's little room for Kuki to evolve into anything approaching an actual character, and it would take an actress far greater than Basinger, who gives it her all, to make something of the role.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Long-shelved 2001 clunker.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    That nothing more monumental than an everyday life has occurred to any of the subjects is perhaps the film's most compelling aspect.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The best parts of the film...are often distractingly slick enough to cover the film's overriding lack of soul.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Shrill and gloomy.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Too much of a mess to say anything with assurance, pieced together as it is from mismatched institutional movies such as "Cool Hand Luke" and "Shock Corridor" -- with "Lord of the Flies" thrown in for good measure -- and turning on plot points that simply don't wash.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    On a purely visual level, Finding Nemo is as gorgeous a film as Disney's ever put out, with astonishing qualities of light, movement, surface and color at the service of the best professional imaginations money can buy.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Even if Signs suffers a little from uneven pacing and mismatched tones of reverent homage (to "The Birds" and "War of the Worlds"), soul-searching and silly comedy, the jokes are clever, the tension continual and expertly calibrated, and the performances -- are both deep and moving.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    You can't see the movie for the footage, so thick is it with digital tricks and furious action.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    John Turtletaub directs Gerald DiPego's silly script, pumping it full of sudden shocks and cheap dramatics where there should be steady tension and character development.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Heartwarming here relies less on forced air than on Petter Næss’ delicate, clever direction -- and a wonderful, imaginative script by Axel Hellstenius.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    The film may be rife with emotional declarations, but rather than the studied sentiments of news anchors and politicians, these ruminations have the quotidian ring of real people struggling with a standard vocabulary to describe something unthinkably new.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
    Attack of the Clones' high-definition surfaces are certainly impressive, but they offer no lifelight, nothing to put your arms around.

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