For 55 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 41% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 56% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Hank Sartin's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Hero
Lowest review score: 0 National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 18 out of 55
  2. Negative: 10 out of 55
55 movie reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    Cohen and a crew of script doctors have thrown in some of the oldest cliches in the book.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    In this eerily tranquil psychological thriller, Nicole Kidman's placid countenance is like a Rorschach: you'll project onto it what you want to see.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    The film never quite achieves the sharp edge satire demands, largely because director Andrew Niccol, who was so good at managing tone in "Gattaca," can't decide whether to go with nasty or hilariously farcical.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    Argentinean writer-director Daniel Burman uses a shaky handheld camera and voice-over narration to take us inside Ariel's head, which gets a bit exhausting, even in the more emotionally satisfying second half.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    Hits the ground running and never looks back. But after an hour of propulsive pacing the shock value wears off, and all that's left is pop-up carnage.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    Has an affable charm, but the script is paint by numbers.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    Reasonably entertaining but predictable.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    There's an uplifting message about heroism, dispensed in dialogue so familiar you can practically lip=synch it.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    This harmless comedy by Steven Mallorca comments wryly on America's weird hybrid culture, but the characters are too broadly drawn and the story drags in the last third, just when it should be hitting comic warp speed.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Hank Sartin
    The audience is subjected to a series of emotional contortions, encouraged to experience them voyeuristically, and then scolded for doing so. The bathetic music Kim favors is profoundly at odds with his chilly attitude toward the characters.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Hank Sartin
    All the male pulchritude can't make up for a muddled script.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Hank Sartin
    This Hamlet elevates plot to a height that retains the play's atmosphere but squanders its thematic richness in a welter of "Mommy, how could you?" melodrama.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Hank Sartin
    I expected this to be much funnier: Latifah coasts on her charm and Fallon seems incapable of playing an actual character.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Hank Sartin
    There are a few witty touches (POV shots given to the urn holding the mother's ashes) but the mood swings erratically and ineffectively from deadpan drollery to heartfelt romance.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Hank Sartin
    If, as some critics have claimed, "The Cabin in the Woods" made the horror genre obsolete, someone forgot to tell screenwriter Oren Peli.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Hank Sartin
    Every eerily tranquil shot, weirdly elliptical scene, and peculiar line reading contributes to a mood of detachment rather than creeping dread.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Hank Sartin
    As hard as the film tries to pander, the kids at the preview screening seemed a bit disengaged.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Hank Sartin
    This bleak little drama started as a play, and I'd bet that even onstage it felt contrived.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Hank Sartin
    Wacky mix-ups and a stunningly unfunny climax.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Hank Sartin
    The result is your basic Bruckheimer action spectacle plus lots of leather, shaggy haircuts, and Celtic tattoos.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Hank Sartin
    A talented director might have made Bullock seem like a comic genius, but Phil Traill has no control over tone, leaving the audience unsure whether to laugh or cry.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Hank Sartin
    "Friday" had moments of stoned charm and telling neighborhood detail; this second sequel never gets beyond the angry, cruel, and misogynist.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Hank Sartin
    Every joke is stretched to the breaking point, and no one seems to be having any fun.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 10 Hank Sartin
    Even the action sequences are poorly executed, with lots of choppy editing meant to conceal the fakery.
    • 6 Metascore
    • 0 Hank Sartin
    Nothing's quite so painful as failed comedy, and this atrocity is equivalent to a compound fracture.

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