G. Allen Johnson

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For 523 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

G. Allen Johnson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Fire of Love
Lowest review score: 0 The Out-Laws
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 95 out of 523
523 movie reviews
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    UglyDolls is a mind-numbing, low-rent version of “Toy Story,” with saccharine songs and a plot with echoes of, no kidding, the Holocaust. If you’re under 10, you might like it.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    By taking the “dark” out of the dark comedy, “The Roses” can’t decide what it wants to be, and becomes as flimsy as its setting: Mendocino is played by a seaside town in Devon, United Kingdom, and it looks more like New England than Northern California.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Sarsgaard and Jones are good actors, and both are fine. The real star, though, is sound designer Ian Gaffney-Rosenfeld and his team, who bring a depth and dimension to the story that sorely needs it.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It's simply terrible.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The last half-hour of “Opus” is an unbearable slog, with an unsatisfying ending.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Like Disney’s tepid 2019 live-action remake of “The Lion King,” it’s virtually a beat-by-beat remake of the original, but without the original’s energy and movement.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Diamantino is one of those movies that looks super fun to make but is mind-numbing to actually watch.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a train wreck, but certainly a watchable one that almost plays like fan fiction.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a film that feels instantly antiquated, despite its attempts to capture Gen Z angst.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    A final word about Bardem: He’s simply terrific. With his shaggy curly hair, exaggerated showmanship, athletic dance moves and operatic gestures, Hector is part Willy Wonka and part Gene Kelly — it’s Bardem’s most off-the-rails performance since his turn as a James Bond villain in “Skyfall.”
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Not much of a plot, but the trouble is that Shana Larsen's script, as directed by Risa Bramon Garcia, isn't very deep. Worse, none of the self-absorbed characters are that likable nor are they funny.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The Front Room becomes an exercise in psychological torture porn; it’s a movie you endure rather than enjoy.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Taccone can’t find the right mix of comedy and horror in “Over Your Dead Body,” which is a faithful — perhaps too faithful — remake of a 2021 Norwegian film, “The Trip.”
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Quickly degenerates into a grueling piece of unpleasantness.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Dead Man on Campus, a supposed black comedy produced by MTV, is simply awful.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It seems Joris-Peyrafitte can’t decide what film he is making, and as a result we’re left with a jumbled mess with a slapped-together resolution that will satisfy no one.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The problem with Ready or Not is that directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (“V/H/S”) don’t know what kind of movie they want to make, or what to do with their heroine. There are constant shifts in tone — is it a comedy, like the trapped-in-a-mansion “Murder By Death”? A satire on the rich? A kick-ass revenge picture?
    • 74 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn is provocative and irritating — and intentionally so. That makes it particularly annoying, because even as you’re provoked and irritated, you are also aware that writer-director Radu Jude wanted you to feel that way.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    What we get are quirky characters who are such cartoons that they undermine the effectiveness of the scare scenes (Brad Dourif's turn as the weird doctor is an example) and well-composed camera angles that mean nothing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    What starts out as a bottom-feeder noir a la “Breaking Bad” or “Hell or High Water” transitions into scattershot ambitions of being a mythic tragedy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Most of Arkansas — Duke’s home state, by the way — just falls flat, despite individual scenes here and there that work.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Blows an opportunity to be as great as its subject.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    There’s more to life than just stories and really, Djinn and Alithea just need to get a life.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Petzold said he conceived of the film during the pandemic lockdown — that makes sense, considering the sparseness of the setting and small cast — and was inspired by the character studies of French filmmaker Éric Rohmer and Russian playwright Anton Chekhov. Unfortunately, he needed inspiration from another great artist: Christian Petzold.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It is such a soul-killing exercise in narcissism — and not a very smart thriller, either — that yeah, you can buy into the notion that Tinseltown is a total drag.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Still, I’m not sure Kiarostami really intended this film to be a movie. It seems more like an art installation. Of note is the terrific sound design; the sound is credited to Ensieh Maleki, who captures full, rich, peaceful sounds of nature.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    How can you screw up a movie that has Lady Gaga? Here’s how: Make it claustrophobic, with the first half a brutal prison picture and the second half an excruciatingly dull courtroom drama.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    All this could work, but Perkins never finds the proper tone in what is almost a spoof of the horror genre.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It's downright boring.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It could be considered an achievement that a full-length feature movie with a talented ensemble cast, led by Kristen Bell and Allison Janney, couldn’t create a single character that you would want to spend more than five minutes with, but there it is. Not even picturesque London can save this witless comedy.

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