G. Allen Johnson

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For 523 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

G. Allen Johnson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Fire of Love
Lowest review score: 0 The Out-Laws
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 95 out of 523
523 movie reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    A spectacular failure, despite further evidence of the director's keen eye and bold cinematic ideas.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Even though the movie’s engine sputters at the end, it’s beautifully shot, the actors are fun to watch, and the story is decent in fits and starts.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    There’s more to life than just stories and really, Djinn and Alithea just need to get a life.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Suffice to say that McNeil plays it way too safe. Trying to have it both ways, he satisfies no one.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Fencer, directed by Klaus Haro, is basically a “Hoosiers” remake — a true story set in a 1950s small town, in which a coach with a mysterious past arrives to shape a rag-tag bunch of kids into tournament contenders (there’s even a halfhearted romance that seems thrown in at the last minute in both films) — but that’s OK. It’s a winner here, too.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    This is one of those projects in which everyone on set seemed to have fun making a movie. That joy comes through, even if the finished film induces a good-natured shrug.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    While it is imminently watchable, it’s a movie that consists of mostly people sitting at tables with fantastic period clothing plotting and scheming, but sometimes barely moving at all.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    What happens to the twins won’t be revealed here (those with overriding curiosity can find the Wikipedia page about them), but Smoczynska, Wright and Lawrance find the humanity and empathy in their story, if not the complex psychological reasons behind their unique lives.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    A soul-killing sequel that gets its kicks torturing and murdering children and offers little hope or redemption. King has long wanted to commit “Redrum” on the reputation of Kubrick’s film, which he openly despises. Nearly 40 years later, this adaptation of King’s 2013 book “Doctor Sleep” doesn’t so much tarnish Kubrick as embarrass itself.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Directed with restraint by Craig William Macneill, Lizzie never quite gets to what made Lizzie Borden tick, but it’s possible no film ever could. But it remains an entirely watchable drama thanks in no small part to the charisma of its two lead women.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    What makes the movie smart is its refusal to cast Troy, a difficult role well-played by Epino, as strictly a villain. Instead, Mendoza delves into the cycle of violence that can be passed down through generations.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s Zendaya’s movie. Her layered performance holds back then lets go as Emma’s full complexity is gradually revealed. If you can’t get onboard with Emma, then you’re the problem — which partly is Borgli’s intention.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Degenerates in the second half.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The most lethal weapon is de Armas herself. She twirls through “Ballerina” with a bone-crunching tenacity. Her and the stunt team more than earned their pay with every kick, chop, punch and glass-smashing body hurl.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The film is undeniably energetic, with a lot of good lines written by Shores, but it descends into obvious preachiness, and from this view, the unrelenting wackiness becomes overwhelming. Still, good times are had by all.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    By taking the “dark” out of the dark comedy, “The Roses” can’t decide what it wants to be, and becomes as flimsy as its setting: Mendocino is played by a seaside town in Devon, United Kingdom, and it looks more like New England than Northern California.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    There is a sweet romantic comedy action that sometimes emerges in this bone crunching, bloody spectacle, but only occasionally does it surface.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    A film so rich and pleasurable you’d be forgiven if you thought about it each time you have a glass of red.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    There are painful moments in “Marlee Matlin: Not Alone Anymore,” and there are triumphs. But mostly, it is a film of grace and acceptance — a necessary portrait of a groundbreaking artist.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    A cute and scruffy movie. Helena Bonham Carter, lending a female presence to the otherwise all-male story, charmingly narrates as Robert’s sister, who pieces together the Stubby legend from letters sent home.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    But Eastwood is undercut by the unbearably weak screenplay by Nick Schenk, who adapts a 1975 novel by N. Richard Nash. Schenk has turned in good work for Eastwood before, including “Gran Torino” and “The Mule,” but here his strategy seems to be having his characters explain everything that they’re doing and feeling, much of which should be delivered visually. Action is character, after all.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    About as warm, pleasing and inviting as a film about divorce, infidelity and terminal cancer can be.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Moana 2 is finally here, ready to assault audiences this holiday season with one of the most ill-conceived sequels in Disney history. It took three directors to sink this movie — Dana Ledoux Miller, Jason Hand and David Derrick Jr. — and it’s so bad it feels like they did it on purpose.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 G. Allen Johnson
    What could have been an insightful, irresistible movie is instead a simple, self-contained fable, pleasing to look at but meaningless
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    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Hummingbird Project — is at once an offbeat comedy and a satisfyingly weird thriller.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The One and Only Ivan has within it a much more interesting film waiting to break out that really could have been for the whole family, but alas it is trapped within the cement walls of Disney’s cookie-cutter formula.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 88 G. Allen Johnson
    Classic in feel and loaded with sumptuous performances.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Isn’t bad, but it seems unnecessary. It’s even a little bland.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a deliriously demented LGBTQ+ riff on “The Parent Trap” about accepting love in all forms, repairing broken families and finding your true self, but it accomplishes all of that in the raunchiest way possible.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Like the best noirs, The Wedding Guest is an efficient crime thriller that clocks in at around 90 minutes. It’s a B movie with style — the stuff that dreams are made of.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Like sitting on the beach under a cozy, warm afternoon sun. The view is beautiful, but not much is happening and soon you drift peacefully to sleep.
    • San Francisco Examiner
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    What makes Chemical Hearts so good is it’s unafraid of its feelings. It tackles complicated emotional issues such as depression, suicide, sex and love with a straightforward honesty. For once, a film about young people is completely free of snark and irony.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Lorne makes it clear that nearly everyone in the entertainment industry who is known for creating laughs owes a debt of gratitude to the master.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Marc Turtletaub’s gentle, winning comedy Jules is technically a science-fiction film, but it is actually about loneliness and aging, much like the classic ’80s audience-pleaser “Cocoon,” which this film often resembles.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The story is well-told, but what makes it interesting is that each character confronts his or her own crisis — even Tommie, the paramedic who rescued him. It also drives home the point that a seemingly small tragic event can affect an entire community.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    When you walk out of the theater feeling more empathy for the tortured monster than his Bride, the experiment has failed.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Working from a script by Jeff Nathanson, Jenkins, who got his filmmaking start in San Francisco and directed the best picture-winning “Moonlight” (2016), efficiently tells a simple story very well, although his style isn’t that much different from that of Jon Favreau, who directed the first computer-animated film.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Polish director Malgorzata Szumowska (“The Other Lamb”) directs for the big screen, with eye-pleasing mountain visuals (the Slovenian Alps subs for Mount Washington) and a well-executed adventure. But when the setting is in civilization, the drama grinds to a halt.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Showalter’s The Eyes of Tammy Faye, which credits the documentary as its inspiration, recreates some of the doc’s scenes almost verbatim. But while imitation might be the sincerest form of flattery, Abe Sylvia’s ambitious but shallow script has something spiritually missing — namely, a point to it all.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    A good, strong movie, but never threatens to be great. One salivates at the adventurous directions the film could have explored.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Ultimately, Hocus Pocus 2 operates as a cheerful throwback to the 1980s/early ’90s genre of plucky kids saving small-town America from existential danger, a vibe tapped into by not just the original “Hocus Pocus” but such classics as “Gremlins,” “Back to the Future” and “The Goonies.”
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    What's Christmas Day without a good serial killer movie?
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    So there’s a lot going on here, and director Joel Crawford and his teams efficiently keep the story moving along. There’s a wonderful “Flintstones” versus “Jetsons” vibe, the characters are, as usual, appealing.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s nothing groundbreaking, just good-humored bloody action directed at a frenetic pace, clocking in at about an hour and a half. Sometimes you need a little bit of fun, and Boss Level delivers.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s hard to make a two-plus-hour chase movie like this compelling, but Wright gives it a go by peppering the cast with brief appearances by characters far more interesting who help Ben along his way.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    But then, just when it appears the race is lost, Steve James' love for his character and art form kicks in and wins the day, and, though flawed, Prefontaine is an engrossing portrait of a complex figure.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    So politics and social commentary aside, we are left with a crime film. One that isn’t very suspenseful or particularly clever.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Most of Arkansas — Duke’s home state, by the way — just falls flat, despite individual scenes here and there that work.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Nikolaus Leytner’s competent, watchable but uninspired adaptation of the best-selling novel by Robert Seethaler does have a few attractions, chiefly a heartwarming farewell performance as Freud, the famed psychoanalyst, by the great Bruno Ganz, who died last year not long after filming.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 G. Allen Johnson
    What a cast! What a waste!
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It becomes somewhat pleasantly watchable because the muddled script and dangling story lines are delivered and explored by truly charismatic actors who can, at least for a while, breathe life into something where none should exist...Even if they’re moping in a corner.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The problem with “The Tiger’s Apprentice” is it sacrifices character and story for the repetitive mind-numbing action we have come to expect from such fantasy and superhero films.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Adapted from Justin Torres’ debut novel from 2011, Zagar’s bravura direction, with a visual style by cinematographer Zak Mulligan, is lyrical and poetic in an approach that would suggest Terence Malick, complete with wistful narration by the film’s young protagonist.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    One reason why “The Conjuring: Last Rites” is so uninteresting is it takes one hour, 21 minutes for the Warrens to agree to enter the haunted house that we all know they’re going to enter from minute one.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    One wonders how a master of truly twisted movies — say, a David Lynch or a Brian De Palma — would have approached “The Voyeurs.” One suspects they would have a bit more fun and taken us further down the moral rabbit hole. And the sex would have been better too.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Still, I Am Woman, while it doesn’t roar, effectively tells Reddy’s story and speaks strongly about the women’s movement and the struggle that continues.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    For a documentary about one of the most prestigious opera institutions in the world, The Paris Opera has, maddeningly, very little opera.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The film, “based on the incredible true story” that happened in 2014, is an efficient, fun but by-the-numbers movie that has the distinction of being shot on location in the Dominican Republic, which looks quite lovely onscreen.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    A mostly absorbing but strangely inert espionage drama that could have been a heart-pounding thriller.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    While False Positive has lapses in logic and could have a quicker pace in the second half, it fully embraces a bizarre sense of the macabre that is irresistible.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Feels like a regifting of previous action adventure favorites, lifting elements from the “Mission: Impossible” series, “Skyfall” and, most of all, “The Incredibles.” It’s fast-moving, entertaining, kinda clever and instantly forgettable.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    There are so many rich, colorful scenes that it’s a worthy watch just as an ethnographic record of our planet in a moment of time.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Competent, to be sure, with some good lines.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Sure, Black and Blue is a minor film, but it’s irresistible.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Directed by Everardo Gout, The Forever Purge is non-stop action, which is fine because the script by series creator James DeMonaco, who directed the first three films, never plumbs the depths of its clever concept. The intense, appealing performances by the lead actors get us through.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Landscape With Invisible Hand is a bizarre, off-kilter experience that shows us how we are destroying ourselves, no aliens necessary.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a slickly made piece of entertainment that’s a good time out at the movies.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Yes, Charli is playing a version of herself, but she does it well.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s an action and suspense film, and, like Butler’s earlier 2023 flick “Plane,” a good one. Impressive set pieces include a car chase through a small-town bazaar, and a midnight shootout between Tom, outfitted with night-vision goggles, and a helicopter.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    G20
    G20 is standard-issue improbable action that’s lifted by EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony) award winner Davis, who makes everything better, and the Mexican-born Riggen’s direction.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Although the script takes some unfortunate shortcuts, “Eleanor the Great” is a moving study of grief, loneliness and aging. But each of the main characters has something missing in their lives, a hole to fill inside of them, and Johansson gives her actors the space to explore.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Taccone can’t find the right mix of comedy and horror in “Over Your Dead Body,” which is a faithful — perhaps too faithful — remake of a 2021 Norwegian film, “The Trip.”
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    But for now, we have The Last Voyage of the Demeter, which actually was a pretty good idea that just didn’t have enough wind in its sails.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Girls of the Sun has an air of authenticity and grit that’s convincing, and Farahani, an Iranian-born actress, makes us care.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a film that feels instantly antiquated, despite its attempts to capture Gen Z angst.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 88 G. Allen Johnson
    Austin is funny, extremely funny, because he is so ridiculous, and because Myers is a brilliant mimic who, like Martin Short, knows how to do ridiculous.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The fighting in the “Karate Kid” movies and its Netflix series offshoot, “Cobra Kai,” has always been quality, but in “Legends” it’s too quick-cutting and chaotic, hard to follow and over much too quickly.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Targeted as Valentine’s Day comfort cinema, the new Paramount+ movie At Midnight is as sappy and predictable as it sounds, with walks along the beach, romantic getaways, candy-colored scenery and, of course, the inevitable mix-ups, misunderstandings and silly arguments that are requirements of the rom-com genre.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    A final word about Bardem: He’s simply terrific. With his shaggy curly hair, exaggerated showmanship, athletic dance moves and operatic gestures, Hector is part Willy Wonka and part Gene Kelly — it’s Bardem’s most off-the-rails performance since his turn as a James Bond villain in “Skyfall.”
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Ballad of Wallis Island isn’t a great film, and it is exceedingly predictable. But like its musician heroes, it plays its notes well, and in a movie landscape often pockmarked with violence and cynicism, it’s a welcome escape.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Adams, a six-time Oscar nominee, is likely headed to a seventh for an admittedly showy but nuanced turn that manages to bring Bev’s humanity bubbling to the surface even as her ugly side dominates — as Thoreau might say, a life of not-so-quiet desperation. Close is terrific as usual.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Efficiently directed by Marc Webb (the Andrew Garfield “Spider-Man” movies) with an excellent production design by Kave Quinn, “Snow White” is everything you need it to be and nothing more.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It is, in fact, good: a simple, well told story, about an impossible love decades ago, and the collateral damage that results.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Raymond & Ray aims for the kind of gentle, offbeat wistfulness of a “Little Miss Sunshine” or “Sunshine Cleaning,” but with uncomfortable awkwardness instead of eccentric ingenuity.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Think of all the ways “Apartment 7A” could have slyly addressed these times, or, conversely, more fully explored the practices of the Castavets’ cult. Instead, it's just a retread, and that’s why it’s bad. The devil is in the details.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    John Lithgow and Blythe Danner make an offbeat and winning combination, with total belief that they’re in a really good movie. Unfortunately, they’re not.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The Front Room becomes an exercise in psychological torture porn; it’s a movie you endure rather than enjoy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Nattiv, working from a sharp script from Nicholas Martin, expertly mixes in documentary footage to convey a sense of the times and the war.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Shows how Tinseltown sensibilities can be well thought out even on a low budget.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The Hill is meant to be inspiring, of course, and to some, it might be, but the vibe is more reassuring in the way that it does not deviate from the standard-issue formula of such movies. It is a cinematic case of confirmation bias, designed to fulfill preexisting values and beliefs.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Superpower, one of several documentaries about the war in Ukraine, doesn’t break any news, but Penn, a two-time Oscar-winning actor and director of several feature films, is a skilled storyteller. He and Kaufman do an excellent job of providing a contextual overview of the conflict, from its origins — the trajectory of both Russia and Ukraine in the post-Soviet era — to its political stakes, the mood of the Ukrainian people and the fascinating man who is leading them.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It succeeds because of the frenzied, kinetic direction by Mike Newell, one of the most interesting big-hit directors.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The only thing that keeps Wish afloat is DeBose’s voice, who elevates so-so songs such as “At All Costs” and “This Wish” with a powerful lilt.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 G. Allen Johnson
    Spoof both of P.I.s and independent filmmakers is languidly paced and not very funny.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 G. Allen Johnson
    Even worse, Deerlaken, Wis., is supposed to be the “real” America, but Stewart has little interest in depicting an honest version of Midwesterners, or their problems. No actual issues that affect the town are discussed. (I have no idea what the economy of the town is, if people are struggling or what.)
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Nun II has some interesting ideas and some thrilling sequences.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Halfway through, the humans recede into the background, with Dr. Andrews and crew reduced to narrating monster shenanigans instead of participating in the action. Unlike “Godzilla Minus One,” humans are expendable in gargantuan Hollywood creature features.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Yes, there are funny lines, but nearly all of them are familiar to fans; it’s almost like a greatest hits of “Addams Family” quotables.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Reminiscence is never not interesting, but Joy leaves a lot of the intriguing issues unsatisfactorily explored.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Salinger, who died in 2010 at age 91, probably would have hated this movie. If Jones doesn’t quite pull it off, it is at least a film of many pleasures and a thought-provoking look at American literature’s most famous loner.

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