G. Allen Johnson

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For 521 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

G. Allen Johnson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Fire of Love
Lowest review score: 0 The Out-Laws
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 94 out of 521
521 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    One might quibble that Jackman and Thompson aren’t in the film enough, but really, humans are a distraction. The movie rides on its woolly sleuths, so audiences won’t feel fleeced.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Taccone can’t find the right mix of comedy and horror in “Over Your Dead Body,” which is a faithful — perhaps too faithful — remake of a 2021 Norwegian film, “The Trip.”
    • 39 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Like the King of Pop himself, “Michael” is unashamedly a crowd-pleaser.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Lorne makes it clear that nearly everyone in the entertainment industry who is known for creating laughs owes a debt of gratitude to the master.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Like “Nobody” and “Nobody 2”, “Normal” is a satisfyingly amusing, get-in and get-out (all three films are about 90 minutes) piece of violent mayhem.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s Zendaya’s movie. Her layered performance holds back then lets go as Emma’s full complexity is gradually revealed. If you can’t get onboard with Emma, then you’re the problem — which partly is Borgli’s intention.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The film details how constant propaganda, lies and outright gaslighting can effectively numb and coerce a populace.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    While “André Is an Idiot” serves as a great reminder to schedule some basic health screenings, it also explores how best to find the quality of a life when its quantity is clearly defined.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a masterpiece of a family popcorn movie, with eye-popping hand-crafted production design and outstanding creature design and puppetry work. This is the kind of movie that could have been made in the era of moon landings and space shuttles, when the general public found science trustworthy and wondrous.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    When you walk out of the theater feeling more empathy for the tortured monster than his Bride, the experiment has failed.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    While Pixar doesn’t exactly alter the chemistry here, Hoppers is energetic and fun.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    In the Blink of an Eye proves yet again that Stanton is a dreamer, with an unshakeable faith in humanity. That’s not nothing.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Sirât is a film of impression and feeling, not logic or plot.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Polly Findlay’s adaptation of Bernard MacLaverty’s 2017 novel is a serious attempt to delve into a complex marriage, and fortunately for such heavy material it contains two winning performances from Manville (so delightful in “Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris”) and Hinds (“Is This Thing On?”).
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    There are some heart-tugging scenes, but overall, this is the cinematic equivalent of a blissful weekend at the spa, a relaxing respite from the stressful news cycles of our times.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Crime 101 is often smart, ultimately ridiculous — man, that ending! — and mostly absorbing. But as with Davis’ sleek rides, your mileage may vary.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Yes, Charli is playing a version of herself, but she does it well.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a train wreck, but certainly a watchable one that almost plays like fan fiction.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    So Orwell it’s not. But “Mercy” is a cinematic feat of a different kind, even if it begins to fade soon after leaving the theater.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Although more Fiennes is always a good thing, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple simply doesn’t have the solid storytelling or enthralling characters that its predecessor has.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Marty Supreme is so fast-moving that its 2½-hour running time passes quickly. Even with a uniformly excellent and eclectic cast and some over-the-top situations, it’s hard to take your eyes off Chalamet.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    A must-see documentary about not just a would-be assassin and moment in American history, but a snapshot of the Bay Area during turbulent times.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 38 G. Allen Johnson
    Cameron is such a good filmmaker that even though he seems to be out of ideas, the three-hour, 17-minute running time chugs along efficiently on pure craftsmanship. But is that enough?
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Invoking the seven deadly sins and the Ten Commandments, nearly everyone has something to confess. In that sense, this new “Knives Out” isn’t just a whodunit, but a who-didn’t-do-it — spiritually speaking.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It wears its heart on its sleeve and is a bit too sentimental, but it is sweet and pleasing.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Describing this makes it sound like there’s more plot than there actually is, but “The Carpenter’s Son” isn’t a conventional story. It’s more of a mood piece, with a true run time of just barely 90 minutes. But it’s got Cage, and that’s the difference maker.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s hard to make a two-plus-hour chase movie like this compelling, but Wright gives it a go by peppering the cast with brief appearances by characters far more interesting who help Ben along his way.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s not a cookie cutter superhero film or predictable horror film. That’s the good news. The bad news is that it’s form without enough content.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a chilling expansion of the franchise, with visually inventive dream sequences and Ethan Hawke returning as the villain.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s impressive how many hot button issues Ansari, making his directorial debut, packs into 98 minutes, especially while keeping the laughs coming.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Durham’s direction is sensitive and assured, and he does a great job mixing his location work with archival footage to create an authentic sense of what San Francisco was like during those times. This is not one of those movies that shoots in the city for two days then absconds to Vancouver for the rest of the shoot. This is a Bay Area movie through and through.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Although the script takes some unfortunate shortcuts, “Eleanor the Great” is a moving study of grief, loneliness and aging. But each of the main characters has something missing in their lives, a hole to fill inside of them, and Johansson gives her actors the space to explore.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    But perhaps the most affectingly weird and most unforgettable performance comes from Penn. There is nothing redeemable about his character, and the actor plays him like Javier Bardem’s unstoppable assassin in the Coen brothers’ “No Country for Old Men”.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s punctuated by the landscape of the demon slayers’ past, through their memories. Idyllic lakes and streams; gently falling snow; a small village. “Infinity Castle,” then, is a place of potential redemption and reclamation, of souls and reputations and a sense of one’s inner self.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    One reason why “The Conjuring: Last Rites” is so uninteresting is it takes one hour, 21 minutes for the Warrens to agree to enter the haunted house that we all know they’re going to enter from minute one.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The linchpin is Johnson, who turns in a vulnerable yet confident performance as an always chill woman who might be too willing to make a relationship work, a role she’s mastered since starring in the “Fifty Shades” trilogy.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Truth be told, the latest Darren Aronofsky film, which Oakland native Charlie Huston adapted from his own novel, is well made and contains terrific performances. It is a true original. But it’s also depressingly soul-killing and nihilistic, with a plot twist that fairly deep-sixes it for this critic.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    By taking the “dark” out of the dark comedy, “The Roses” can’t decide what it wants to be, and becomes as flimsy as its setting: Mendocino is played by a seaside town in Devon, United Kingdom, and it looks more like New England than Northern California.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Thursday Murder Club is solid entertainment, as sweet and sugary as one of Joyce’s irresistible cakes.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Nostalgia, as mentioned, is a factor. But the key to its success is its focus on family and hope.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Look, I Know What You Did Last Summer is fun, recapturing a ’90s slasher film vibe. It’s no “Bring Her Back,” the Aussie horror chiller released around Memorial Day, but it’s not meant to be...But kids, if you ever run into trouble on the Fourth of July, just call 911 and file a police report. You’ll be OK.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Phoenix is the perfect instrument for Aster’s bleak and self-destructive view of humanity. Consider “Eddington” a warning.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Petra Costa’s documentary “Apocalypse in the Tropics” — which not only details Bolsonaro’s rise and fall but how democracies can be subverted and dismantled — is pretty timely.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Superman is a mess, but it’s a colorful one. It’s either a terrible superhero movie or an OK parody, take your pick.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The depth of [Thorne's] characters, brought to life by a terrific cast, and tactile world building are what set 40 Acres apart. The setting feels authentic; you could imagine yourself living on this farm with this family.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Barbara Walters Tell Me Everything begins as a fawning “greatest hits” collection. Then, in the second half, it deepens.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    There are painful moments in “Marlee Matlin: Not Alone Anymore,” and there are triumphs. But mostly, it is a film of grace and acceptance — a necessary portrait of a groundbreaking artist.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Directed by the Oscar-winning Domee Shi (“Turning Red”), Alameda native Madeline Sharafian and Adrian Molina (“Coco”), the visually appealing “Elio” moves confidently and delicately handles themes of isolation, grief, family strife and friendship.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The new version excels because it makes its teenage protagonist deeper and more mature — and its monsters extra frightening.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The most lethal weapon is de Armas herself. She twirls through “Ballerina” with a bone-crunching tenacity. Her and the stunt team more than earned their pay with every kick, chop, punch and glass-smashing body hurl.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The fighting in the “Karate Kid” movies and its Netflix series offshoot, “Cobra Kai,” has always been quality, but in “Legends” it’s too quick-cutting and chaotic, hard to follow and over much too quickly.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    If there’s hope in these films, it’s in a reestablishment of human connection. As father and daughter, Del Toro and Threapleton (daughter of Kate Winslet), establish real chemistry as people willing to change for the better.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Bring Her Back belongs in the trapped-in-a-house subgenre of horror, but it has a creepy psychological depth and is filled with disturbing but impressively composed images. It really gets under your skin.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Male loneliness and insecurity is a thing and the subject of much discussion in media. For me, though, there’s only so much cringe you can binge.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Hurry Up Tomorrow, is a risk-taking experience, a David “Lynchian” fever dream of a movie that’s as visually marvelous as it is head-scratching. It’s a “Purple Rain” for the “Euphoria” generation, and you can’t take your eyes off it.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    While “Viet and Nam” is filled from beginning to end with outstanding visuals and thought-provoking ideas, it is perhaps too lethargic and, at a little over two hours, overlong. Yet there is still much to enjoy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    In some respects, this feels like two movies, and the filmmakers couldn’t decide which story should be the focus.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    G20
    G20 is standard-issue improbable action that’s lifted by EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony) award winner Davis, who makes everything better, and the Mexican-born Riggen’s direction.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Ballad of Wallis Island isn’t a great film, and it is exceedingly predictable. But like its musician heroes, it plays its notes well, and in a movie landscape often pockmarked with violence and cynicism, it’s a welcome escape.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The incident depicted in Warfare may have happened nearly two decades ago, but the film seems as fresh as today’s headlines.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Cave, who gained notice with much-lauded Hulu feminist horror film “Fresh” (2022), is too busy condescending to her characters to be invested in what happens to them.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Young Hearts is a film that doesn’t traffic in big plot twists or dramatic reveals. It’s a film that treasures fragile thoughts and feelings, rare in a film these days.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Efficiently directed by Marc Webb (the Andrew Garfield “Spider-Man” movies) with an excellent production design by Kave Quinn, “Snow White” is everything you need it to be and nothing more.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The cold, efficient and really British spy thriller stars a marvelous Michael Fassbender (“The Killer”), a sly Cate Blanchett (“Tár”) and an underused but most welcome Pierce Brosnan, who all help overcome a ridiculous premise.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The last half-hour of “Opus” is an unbearable slog, with an unsatisfying ending.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    There is a sweet romantic comedy action that sometimes emerges in this bone crunching, bloody spectacle, but only occasionally does it surface.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Bong has an original vision and a distinctive style that’s not to be dismissed. He’s our era’s Terry Gilliam, where hope pushes through the tragicomic nihilism.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    This is a lean, fast-moving and effective movie, with an undersea world that is as vast and lonely as outer space.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    All this could work, but Perkins never finds the proper tone in what is almost a spoof of the horror genre.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Complete with cliches and culturally cringe-inducing stereotypes — poor but happy villagers, sweaty villains — Peruvians will hardly use this film in their tourist advertising.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Captain America: Brave New World doesn’t have such lofty ambitions — its makers probably just thought it was a cool title — but it is surprisingly engaging, primarily because of the people in ‘t.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Love Hurts is that rare action movie almost devoid of noticeable computer effects. It’s a hand-to-hand, bone-crunching martial arts movie with tongue firmly in cheek, resembling those Jackie Chan action comedies from the 1980s and ’90s.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a film that feels instantly antiquated, despite its attempts to capture Gen Z angst.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Jerome and Lopez build an undeniable chemistry that powers the movie, and it wouldn’t work at all unless Jerome wasn’t excellent as well. He is.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Oh, Canada is about not so much Fife’s artistic growth as his journey to hermetically sealed narcissism.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Clocking in at a mere 79 minutes, featuring plenty of laughs and climaxing with a rousing chase, “Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl” is an impressive feat of clay, a winning choice in a competitive animated holiday season.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Babygirl likely will divide viewers, but no matter what side one takes — and despite a bit of a shaky denouement — it is more than just a provocative talker.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Aided by sumptuous cinematography (Eduard Grau), a haunting score (Alberto Iglesias) and eye-popping production design (Inbal Weinberg) – there’s always a font of interior decorating ideas in an Almodóvar film – Martha’s journey toward the great unknown has everything but a light at the end of the tunnel.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Women’s sports owes a debt to Shields. She finally has a movie that gives her deserved flowers.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    If you know the Dracula legend, you know what comes next. “Nosferatu,” which also was remade by Werner Herzog in 1979, is therefore somewhat predictable. But the images and performances are so riveting that it doesn't matter.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Working from a script by Jeff Nathanson, Jenkins, who got his filmmaking start in San Francisco and directed the best picture-winning “Moonlight” (2016), efficiently tells a simple story very well, although his style isn’t that much different from that of Jon Favreau, who directed the first computer-animated film.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Pigossi, star of the Brazilian Netflix series “Invisible City,” neatly avoids wallowing in Lourenço’s misery and instead finds a humanity one can root for. It’s a powerfully emotional performance that lifts all boats in this picturesque drama.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Moana 2 is finally here, ready to assault audiences this holiday season with one of the most ill-conceived sequels in Disney history. It took three directors to sink this movie — Dana Ledoux Miller, Jason Hand and David Derrick Jr. — and it’s so bad it feels like they did it on purpose.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    A mini-masterpiece, with lean filmmaking and lots of surprises.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The landscape against which a mother and her son try to find each other is stunningly realized.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Reitman handles the ensemble cast with Robert Altman-esque assurance. “Saturday Night” is bursting with talent and ideas, is sometimes funny, sometimes groan-worthy, sometimes full of it — and even, at times, inspired. In other words, much like a typical episode of “Saturday Night Live.”
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Ultimately, it is Ronan who transcends the material and almost wills “The Outrun” into something more than the sum of its parts. Her Rona is tempestuous and passionate, and soon discovers that to master herself she must surrender to nature.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    How can you screw up a movie that has Lady Gaga? Here’s how: Make it claustrophobic, with the first half a brutal prison picture and the second half an excruciatingly dull courtroom drama.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Think of all the ways “Apartment 7A” could have slyly addressed these times, or, conversely, more fully explored the practices of the Castavets’ cult. Instead, it's just a retread, and that’s why it’s bad. The devil is in the details.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Lee
    Still, “Lee,” based on Antony Penrose’s biography of his mother, “The Lives of Lee Miller,” is an interesting look at an artist whose true importance, unfortunately, became apparent only many years after her death.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    One can’t but admire the resilience of the film’s subjects, and when the story turns to the dedicated army of teachers in programs such as the Children’s Literacy Project (teachakidtoread.com), it becomes downright positive.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Directed by Livermore-raised Josh Cooley, an Oscar-winner for “Toy Story 4,” “Transformers One” is for the inner child, and unapologetically so. And for the adults in the room, you can read it as a pro-union tale as worker bots unite.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Will & Harper works best when the serious issues that confront trans people are openly discussed, from acceptance to mental health issues and the simple problems of daily living.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The Front Room becomes an exercise in psychological torture porn; it’s a movie you endure rather than enjoy.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Even without containing a modern frame of film, “Apollo 13: Survival” seems current, even without the coincidence of Americans stranded in space.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It lacks the more sublimely simple fun of another recent three-decades-plus comedy-horror sequel, “Hocus Pocus 2.” It’s just so much busier. But Burton does recapture a bit of his youthful verve. So do Keaton and Ryder, both experiencing recent career renaissances.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The genius of “Skincare” is how it uses Los Angeles and its image- and celebrity-driven culture as a metaphor for empty lives.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Co-directed by Emily Kassie, “Sugarcane” – which won a directing prize at the Sundance Film Festival in January and won the Golden Gate documentary award at the San Francisco International Film Festival in April – contains stunning natural beauty and painful revelations.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    [Scorsese's] latest, “Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger,” is a personal guide to the work of a one-of-a-kind directing duo who continues to influence filmmakers today.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Sing Sing is also a celebration of the creative expressiveness of live theater and its possibilities.

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