Desson Thomson

Select another critic »
For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    The trouble is, since few characters are fully developed, it's hard to care who's doing what to whom and why.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    We may enjoy watching the spectacles, but we don't much care for, or even have a feeling for, the guy in the cockpit.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Penn's performance is the movie's ultimate grace note. As funny and ingenious as Allen's films can get, they are rarely known for depth of character.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It's hardly the best film in the world but you can have fun with it.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Works better as a subject for high school study rather than lasting art.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Almost every scene has something to chuckle over.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    A jarring amalgam of sitcom goofiness and uncomfortable ooginess.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    A mediocre comic romance.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The Rookie is like one of those maddening, waking dreams when you spend the whole night thrashing in bed while tediously repetitive images batter your racing brain. But at least morning comes. This movie, directed by Eastwood, never ends.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Some routines are funny, it must be said. But more often than not, you'll be groaning with painful recognition rather than actually laughing.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Unfortunately, the drama operates on a see-through, easily shatterable metaphor: the frigidity of the WASP soul. [17 October 1997, p.N32]
    • Washington Post
    • 63 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    To introduce an archetype like this to western audiences -- as the world weathers culturally and religiously demonizing times -- may have been worth this whole flawed movie. Too bad the story didn't just start with him.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    It's one of the most powerful films of the year.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Peppy, funny and sensual. If you have to see any romantic comedy that's not directed by Billy Wilder, or written by Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur, this wouldn't be a bad choice.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    If you don't like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, have your pulse checked... You'll forget yourself right through to the end when Porky Pig, dressed as a cop, says "M-move along, there's n-nothing more to s-see folks." [24 June 1988]
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Unfortunately, the idea for Dirty Dancing exceeds the execution...and the story resolves itself all too conveniently in that final scene.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    It's too bad the filmmakers didn't take a breath, look at the rushes and see what a comedic gem they had. With just a few tweaks, The Merry Gentleman could have made a wickedly funny parody of the over-earnest, lyrically hard-edged indie movie. But it's too late for do-overs.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Director Fernando Eimbcke, in an extraordinary debut, never expresses contempt for his characters. By examining their inner lives with compassion and respect, he inspires us to do the same.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The movie's pace is unhurried by Hollywood standards, but it's all the richer in character detail.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Let’s just say that, for the right audience, Junior may deliver. But there’s a whole lot of pregnancy to go through first.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    This Is England, set in the social dystopia of Margaret Thatcher's Great Britain, gives us something far more humane and complex than a culturally specific memoir about Doc Martens shoes, reggae music and mindless aggression.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Equally earnest and unconvincing.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Pontecorvo's pointed 1969 drama of the politics of war feels surprisingly timely.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    His (Tarkovsky's) pictures, and his sounds -- such as the symphonic drip of raindrops in a wooded pond -- tell more than just the immediate story; they rejuvenate the mind.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    This ensemble comedy has its inventively funny moments. But ultimately, it gets a little too cute for its own good.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Sweet Land is as empty and beautiful as the picturesque Minnesota terrain it's so clearly taken with.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Remember the peaceful atmosphere of bedtime storytelling? The kind that allows parent and child to take satisfaction in the story, not the teller? That's how "Charlotte" draws you into its web.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Watching Kidman, Leigh and -- in his nutty, damn-the-torpedoes way -- Black as they torment, confound and torture one another amounts to a vicarious thrill ride in human behavior.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Girls is certainly fun for a time, and Goldblum, Davis, Wayans and others have their moments. But you may find your stomach rumbling from a certain emptiness under the glibness, and when it's time for that inevitable return to the planet Jhazzalan, you may hear yourself breathing a sigh of relief.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Testament to the emergence of a visually masterful filmmaker, capable of ingenious, low-tech special effects.

Top Trailers