Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Desson Thomson
    I suggest you think of this movie as another bad sausage from the Warner Bros. meat-packing factory. And you should think of this review as a government health warning. Eat this thing at your peril.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    A small masterpiece of a documentary that takes us into the heart of a complex darkness.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Nadja has some delicious qualities. Most delectable of all is Elina Lowensohn as Nadja, the brooding daughter of Count Dracula, an otherworldly being with ebony lipstick, lusciously dark eyebrows, a dark hood and a great accent to match.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Actually, any fun you might encounter in Recall can be traced, most often, to director Verhoeven, who injects some of his "Robocop" camp into this mega-dumb project.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's a movie of deft impressions and telling human moments. Whether or not those impressions and moments add up to anything is almost beside the point.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Surely it will not be giving things away to tell you there's absolutely nothing new about the latest episode.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Director Jean-Jacques Annaud and adapter Gerard Brach provide more than a few effective moments. Beyond her corporeal qualities, March is thoroughly believable. When she walks up to Leung in his car and plants a kiss on his window, her swoonish tentativeness gives the act incredible weight. But the story is dramatically not that interesting. After establishing the affair and its immediate problems, "Lover" never quite rises to the occasion. Scratch away the steamy, evocative surface, remove Jeanne Moreau's veteran-voiced narration, and you have only art-film banalities.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Let's wait for a movie where they do get it all right: story, acting and dancing. It'll happen, just not this time.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    21
    The story may be based on real events, but most of it feels patently false.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Awash in hackneyed old-time secrets and hydrophobic metaphor, never consumes us as it should.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    Not just a bad thriller but also a thing of pain.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    To watch Carrey leering with joy at the prospect of making respectable people guess dirty words, and Broderick trying to avoid the whole thing, is to enjoy their best comic synergy.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    It's sheer agony to sit through, and not for the reasons Lee would relish. It's just bad.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    This bizarre little diversion will soon scamper into the wild grass, never to be seen again.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Leads you through a miserable childhood without sentimentality or relief. The effect is torturous.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    In old-fashioned movie terms, it's enjoyable, thanks mostly to Neeson who, not unlike Jeff Bridges, always eclipses your expectations of him. [25 Oct 1996, Pg.N.42]
    • Washington Post
    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    For all the When Irish Eyes Are Smiling's and Love Is a Many Splendored Thing's filling the soundtrack, Voices never engages more than your eyes and ears. It leaves you out in the cold and vaguely wondering, Is the entire British nation depressed?
    • 48 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    This is an odd amalgam of bleeding-heart sentimentality and over-the-top guts-and-glory action. You're not sure how to feel. But you're certainly not as moved and stunned as you were in "Black Hawk Down."
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Even though these characters are hogtied by the story's unimaginative conventions, at least their lively interactions feel genuine.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    What's best about "Upside" is its gonzo-sitcom craziness, a situation that lends itself to enjoyable performances.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    It's too bad we don't have red, glowing DELETE buttons next to those soda cup holders. I could have done the world a favor.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Keeper is nonfiction in name only. Unabashedly subjective and dramaturgically conscious, it squeezes reality until the drama collects. Luckily for filmmakers Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky, this reality was juicy stuff.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    You feel as though you're watching a filmed play rather than a movie. Nothing wrong with that. But The Human Stain, directed more than well enough by Robert Benton, doesn't reach the emotional pitch it's shooting for.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    There is nothing worth getting steamed over or particularly excited about.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    This is a charmfest of a movie, for bird lovers and non-bird lovers alike.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    As long as you focus on the central sniper-versus-sniper story -- and not the dreadful mishmash of jarring accents or the film's unconvincing romantic subplot or any of the personal relationships -- you'll enjoy it.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    In this loser-and-the-whore story line, Allen's sensibilities have taken a turn for the nasty.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    I watched Mona. I felt like drowning.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Makes the mistake of including too sweeping a scope in too small a movie and with too few resources.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Unfolds with a marvelously understated humanism.

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