Desson Thomson
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On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics.
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Desson Thomson's Scores
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| Average review score: | 60 | |
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| Highest review score: | Vertigo | |
| Lowest review score: | The Devil's Own | |
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Positive: 984 out of 1968
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Mixed: 544 out of 1968
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Negative: 440 out of 1968
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At first, the picture is moving. . And suddenly charm turns to quasi-commie didacticism.- Washington Post
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A respectably stirring film about the rupturing birth of civil rights in the South. Although most of Walk Home heads down this ready-for-prime-time moral path, director Richard Pearce and screenwriter John Cork uncover some interesting dramatic grays along the way.- Washington Post
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Something to treasure: a thriller whose style, structure and rhythms are so integrated with the story, you cannot separate them.- Washington Post
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This movie is all pretty faces and six-pack abs, but no characters. All surface and no soul. Come to think of it, the surface isn't so darned hot either.- Washington Post
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First-time writer/director Tom Hanks stays about a half-beat ahead of the cliches with rim shots of boyish enthusiasm and deft comedy.- Washington Post
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A sequel that eclipses the original. The toys are back with even more hilarious vengeance. The story's twice as inventive as its predecessor.- Washington Post
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She’s the One, Edward Burns’s swift follow up to "The Brothers McMullen," may not have the primitive charm of its predecessor, but it retains the humorous spirit. It’s also graced with returning cast-members Burns, Mike McGlone and Maxine Bahns, whose bright comic interplay makes an enjoyable family reunion.- Washington Post
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A Sidney Lumet movie is loose. It's a big vehicle, loaded with the usual artistic statement. But Running on Empty is coasting downhill fast.- Washington Post
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A movie that appeals to the eye, mind, heart and funny bone; that's a pretty good quadruple for any movie.- Washington Post
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In terms of sheer belly-laugh count, this one's in the same plentiful company as "There's Something About Mary" and "Road Trip."- Washington Post
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Penn, who also wrote the script, burdens the story with so many self-indulgent side developments that he loses emotional drive and Freddy's desperate obsession gets lost in the shuffle.- Washington Post
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But when mechanical plots are a drama's main engine, we look for something else to divert us, preferably good comedy. That's in short supply, unfortunately. And it's no fun to sit through the movie's retread Woody Allenisms.- Washington Post
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Fractured, tentative, oh-so-artsy and very much in the style of Wong's previous Hong Kong-set boy-meets-girl movies. But this time, the effect is contrived: a star-driven pseudo-indie affair that will please neither celebrity worshipers nor cineastes.- Washington Post
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Although Ryan is cannily cast against type, she doesn't bring much more than muttery incoherence and nudity to the role.- Washington Post
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You judge a movie by its own standards, right? Bulletproof, starring Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler, is rambunctious, crude, ridiculous, violent and -- incidentally -- very funny.- Washington Post
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Feels like a prolonged campfire conversation, filled with weathered, measured talk about holistic thinking and finding a new perspective.- Washington Post
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The story (adapted by Spielberg and David Koepp from Michael Chrichton's "Lost World") isn't much better than "Jurassic Park." And the predictability factor is high.- Washington Post
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Another handsome, dramatically moribund adaptation of a grand old classic.- Washington Post
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The movie, a frenetic, explosive experience full of car crashes and gun battles, is original and exhilarating. But more often, it's so overwhelming, it'll make you want to watch "Die Hard With a Vengeance" for peace and quiet.- Washington Post
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There's an extra dimension here, not present in the other comedies. Not only is the material amusing, it's charmingly engaging.- Washington Post
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When Gray brings things to a narrative conclusion, the movie feels perfectly structured. If it were any longer, it would tip the overindulgence scale, and lose its effectiveness. But at 80 minutes, the film feels compact and pithily observed. And you're quite prepared to meet Gray on his next flight of self-absorbed fancy. [30 May 1997, p.N41]- Washington Post
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Noyce's direction moves impressively from sensual tenderness (between husband and wife) to edge-of-the-seat horror. he finds lurking dangers in quiet, peaceful waters and goes down with the good ship Dead Calm, his head held high. If you don't mind 11th-hour disappointments (including a laughable, Hollywood-kicker ending), you'll enjoy going down with it too.- Washington Post
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To watch this movie is to not only appreciate the majesty of Shakespeare's poetics but to engage in a profound, subtextual dialogue with bigotry.- Washington Post
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Death Sentence, directed by "Saw" co-creator James Wan, swings the pendulum too far. One day Nick is a mild-mannered nerd who spends his days making (and loving) risk assessments for his company; the next, he's Travis Bickle from 1976's "Taxi Driver."- Washington Post
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"Mr. Jones" does have some things to savor. Director Mike Figgis, who made "Stormy Monday" and "Internal Affairs," has a distinctive, atmospheric touch. There's something memorably restless about Gere's performance. He never stops. Olin gives her white-uniformed, statistics-spouting, let's-work-together role an off-center appeal. And there are likable supporting performances from Delroy Lindo, as a construction worker who befriends Gere; Lauren Tom, a hauntingly beautiful but distraught mental patient; and Lisa Malkiewicz, as a bank teller who giddily falls for Gere when he effortlessly calculates accrued interest on his account. But these worthy elements can't completely disguise the conventional medicine we're ultimately being asked to swallow.- Washington Post
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Shows firsthand the appreciation and warmth from the musicians who worked with him.- Washington Post
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Although this dialogue-free, mostly animal-action movie has its moments, Gerard (The Name of the Rose) Brach's man-meets-bear scenario is barely a soft, high-budgeted muzzle ahead of the Disney wilderness pictures. [27 Oct 1989, p.N43]- Washington Post
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The most screamingly obvious reaction to Gerry is: what a load of pseudo-arty you-know-what.- Washington Post
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To watch "Lives" is not just to enjoy a fabulously constructed timepiece; it's to appreciate a deft cautionary tale.- Washington Post
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A Mexican movie in which the outcome is never in doubt, the scenes are endless -- sorry, we meant poetic-- and the false beard on the central character's face looks as though it could use a little extra gum.- Washington Post
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In many ways, watching the movie is BETTER than concertgoing. We can enjoy that buzzy feeling of community without the fist-pumping biker obscuring our view.- Washington Post
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In a sense, this is a horror film, worse than anything Andy Kaufman could dream up, in which Green tries to outgross himself.- Washington Post
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Truly a movie for world audiences with a message that's devastatingly subtle.- Washington Post
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There's nothing to recommend about this film except its sheer innocuousness. And Bill Murray's off-screen voicing as Garfield adds no "Robin Williams" element to the movie.- Washington Post
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Doubling duties as director and cinematographer, Peter Hyams seems to have tossed the former for the latter. The Presidio, purported cop thriller, looks great. It is, in fact, less filling. The maker of "Outland" and "2010" infuses a San Francisco setting with evocative misty grays, but screenwriter Larry Ferguson's dull doings hang thicker than smog.- Washington Post
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The only quandary in this film is in where to begin despising it.- Washington Post
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When I say this movie's a charm, I'm really talking about Irwin.- Washington Post
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Like rubbernecking motorists, we can't help but watch with lurid fascination.- Washington Post
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It's a brilliant concept, one of Allen's finest. Love the concept, baby. But the execution is, well, average.- Washington Post
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May not be the first movie to examine the creative process. But it's the most playfully brilliant.- Washington Post
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I suggest you think of this movie as another bad sausage from the Warner Bros. meat-packing factory. And you should think of this review as a government health warning. Eat this thing at your peril.- Washington Post
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A small masterpiece of a documentary that takes us into the heart of a complex darkness.- Washington Post
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Nadja has some delicious qualities. Most delectable of all is Elina Lowensohn as Nadja, the brooding daughter of Count Dracula, an otherworldly being with ebony lipstick, lusciously dark eyebrows, a dark hood and a great accent to match.- Washington Post
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Actually, any fun you might encounter in Recall can be traced, most often, to director Verhoeven, who injects some of his "Robocop" camp into this mega-dumb project.- Washington Post
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It's a movie of deft impressions and telling human moments. Whether or not those impressions and moments add up to anything is almost beside the point.- Washington Post
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Surely it will not be giving things away to tell you there's absolutely nothing new about the latest episode.- Washington Post
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Director Jean-Jacques Annaud and adapter Gerard Brach provide more than a few effective moments. Beyond her corporeal qualities, March is thoroughly believable. When she walks up to Leung in his car and plants a kiss on his window, her swoonish tentativeness gives the act incredible weight. But the story is dramatically not that interesting. After establishing the affair and its immediate problems, "Lover" never quite rises to the occasion. Scratch away the steamy, evocative surface, remove Jeanne Moreau's veteran-voiced narration, and you have only art-film banalities.- Washington Post
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Let's wait for a movie where they do get it all right: story, acting and dancing. It'll happen, just not this time.- Washington Post
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Awash in hackneyed old-time secrets and hydrophobic metaphor, never consumes us as it should.- Washington Post
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To watch Carrey leering with joy at the prospect of making respectable people guess dirty words, and Broderick trying to avoid the whole thing, is to enjoy their best comic synergy.- Washington Post
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It's sheer agony to sit through, and not for the reasons Lee would relish. It's just bad.- Washington Post
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This bizarre little diversion will soon scamper into the wild grass, never to be seen again.- Washington Post
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Leads you through a miserable childhood without sentimentality or relief. The effect is torturous.- Washington Post
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In old-fashioned movie terms, it's enjoyable, thanks mostly to Neeson who, not unlike Jeff Bridges, always eclipses your expectations of him. [25 Oct 1996, Pg.N.42]- Washington Post
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For all the When Irish Eyes Are Smiling's and Love Is a Many Splendored Thing's filling the soundtrack, Voices never engages more than your eyes and ears. It leaves you out in the cold and vaguely wondering, Is the entire British nation depressed?- Washington Post
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This is an odd amalgam of bleeding-heart sentimentality and over-the-top guts-and-glory action. You're not sure how to feel. But you're certainly not as moved and stunned as you were in "Black Hawk Down."- Washington Post
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Even though these characters are hogtied by the story's unimaginative conventions, at least their lively interactions feel genuine.- Washington Post
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What's best about "Upside" is its gonzo-sitcom craziness, a situation that lends itself to enjoyable performances.- Washington Post
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It's too bad we don't have red, glowing DELETE buttons next to those soda cup holders. I could have done the world a favor.- Washington Post
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Keeper is nonfiction in name only. Unabashedly subjective and dramaturgically conscious, it squeezes reality until the drama collects. Luckily for filmmakers Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky, this reality was juicy stuff.- Washington Post
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You feel as though you're watching a filmed play rather than a movie. Nothing wrong with that. But The Human Stain, directed more than well enough by Robert Benton, doesn't reach the emotional pitch it's shooting for.- Washington Post
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There is nothing worth getting steamed over or particularly excited about.- Washington Post
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This is a charmfest of a movie, for bird lovers and non-bird lovers alike.- Washington Post
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As long as you focus on the central sniper-versus-sniper story -- and not the dreadful mishmash of jarring accents or the film's unconvincing romantic subplot or any of the personal relationships -- you'll enjoy it.- Washington Post
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In this loser-and-the-whore story line, Allen's sensibilities have taken a turn for the nasty.- Washington Post
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Makes the mistake of including too sweeping a scope in too small a movie and with too few resources.- Washington Post
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The trouble is, since few characters are fully developed, it's hard to care who's doing what to whom and why.- Washington Post
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We may enjoy watching the spectacles, but we don't much care for, or even have a feeling for, the guy in the cockpit.- Washington Post
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Penn's performance is the movie's ultimate grace note. As funny and ingenious as Allen's films can get, they are rarely known for depth of character.- Washington Post
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The Rookie is like one of those maddening, waking dreams when you spend the whole night thrashing in bed while tediously repetitive images batter your racing brain. But at least morning comes. This movie, directed by Eastwood, never ends.- Washington Post
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Some routines are funny, it must be said. But more often than not, you'll be groaning with painful recognition rather than actually laughing.- Washington Post
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Unfortunately, the drama operates on a see-through, easily shatterable metaphor: the frigidity of the WASP soul. [17 October 1997, p.N32]- Washington Post
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To introduce an archetype like this to western audiences -- as the world weathers culturally and religiously demonizing times -- may have been worth this whole flawed movie. Too bad the story didn't just start with him.- Washington Post
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Peppy, funny and sensual. If you have to see any romantic comedy that's not directed by Billy Wilder, or written by Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur, this wouldn't be a bad choice.- Washington Post
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If you don't like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, have your pulse checked... You'll forget yourself right through to the end when Porky Pig, dressed as a cop, says "M-move along, there's n-nothing more to s-see folks." [24 June 1988]- Washington Post
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Unfortunately, the idea for Dirty Dancing exceeds the execution...and the story resolves itself all too conveniently in that final scene.- Washington Post
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It's too bad the filmmakers didn't take a breath, look at the rushes and see what a comedic gem they had. With just a few tweaks, The Merry Gentleman could have made a wickedly funny parody of the over-earnest, lyrically hard-edged indie movie. But it's too late for do-overs.- Washington Post
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Director Fernando Eimbcke, in an extraordinary debut, never expresses contempt for his characters. By examining their inner lives with compassion and respect, he inspires us to do the same.- Washington Post
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The movie's pace is unhurried by Hollywood standards, but it's all the richer in character detail.- Washington Post
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Let’s just say that, for the right audience, Junior may deliver. But there’s a whole lot of pregnancy to go through first.- Washington Post
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