Desson Thomson
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50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics.
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Desson Thomson's Scores
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| Average review score: | 60 | |
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| Highest review score: | Vertigo | |
| Lowest review score: | The Devil's Own | |
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Positive: 984 out of 1968
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Mixed: 544 out of 1968
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Negative: 440 out of 1968
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Shines the light on a special kind of heroism -- the guts to face up to yourself and make changes. What makes this so emotionally compelling is the way Dave scrambles from this deep vale of cluelessness to something approaching moral maturity.- Washington Post
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One of the most thought-provoking documentaries of recent times.- Washington Post
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Talk Radio, despite its collective intensity, is itself just another unenlightening late-night call-in session.- Washington Post
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Inspired by the true story of Ellis, has Hollywood formula practically stitched to its Speedo. But the characters and the actors who play them are so captivating, we're too entertained and charmed to notice.- Washington Post
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Shows us, in an extraordinarily simple way, the hopes and frustrations of one woman's life.- Washington Post
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Suffice it to say, there is no comedy, no chemistry, no nothing in this movie.- Washington Post
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Throughout, Garner retains a permanent grimace, as if persuasive acting can be achieved by contorting cheek muscles and pouting lips. It's not just depressing to watch; it's tiring. We want to tell her to relax -- for our own relief.- Washington Post
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In terms of actual social conscience, the movie gets a demagogic, rabble-rousing F. It also gets a failed grade for honest writing.- Washington Post
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If Honeymoon in Vegas is funny -- and it is -- it doesn't exactly ring with structural perfection. You wouldn't go to see it again. But with wonderfully bizarre Nicolas Cage scrambling and screaming his way through the proceedings, "Honeymoon" never attempts anything greater than goofy.- Washington Post
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This muttering boatman seems to have lost his old-time heroism. No longer is Rambo killing for a cause, but for kicks. And his portentous blather, even by Rambo standards, becomes unintentionally hilarious.- Washington Post
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Even if the film is only moderately enjoyable, it can create a sort of exotic escapism.- Washington Post
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Lawrence's material runs between mediocre and offensive, and then he rescues it with his physical humor. He's at his best when he lets his face or inflection do the talking.- Washington Post
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I love the movie's originality, its sense of macabre humor, its resourcefulness, and the great Walsh, whose memorable narration kicks off the movie.- Washington Post
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It matters because this boxer taps into something deeper in our collective souls than the desire for entertainment. It's the hope that one day we're going to win big, too, after everyone's given up on us. It's as hokey as it's true.- Washington Post
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McAvoy, so memorable as Idi Amin's doctor turned adviser in last year's "The Last King of Scotland," may be the most likable British newcomer since Ewan McGregor; his glistening eyes can seduce audiences with their ability to show conflicting emotions.- Washington Post
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Ultimately, the movie's biggest crime is its inability to convey the delicate, damaged texture of Kahlo's life, but also the triumph of her will over intimidating defeat.- Washington Post
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The animation, rendered in good old-fashioned watercolors, is appealing. It's easy, rather than flashy, on the eyes. But the best thing about the movie is the humor.- Washington Post
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Why sit through a lesser imitation, when you could just rent "Heathers" and those other movies for a far more enjoyable time? Drop-dead bitchery? Been there, done that.- Washington Post
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Its themes of passion, heartbreak and the inexorable passage of time are eternal.- Washington Post
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You leave Creatures with the unsettling sensation of being highly tickled yet greatly dissatisfied.- Washington Post
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Slickers II is grounds for a stampede -- away from the theater.- Washington Post
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Much of "Clerks" is extremely funny and dead-on—in terms of its intentionally satirical, Gen-X-istential gloom.- Washington Post
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Gibson may get top billing, but it's Sam Elliott who steals all the scenes. As Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley, a man who fires with his own .45 revolver rather than the standard M-16 rifles, he's full of hilariously colorful comments.- Washington Post
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The script's a plodder, and the acting's unbearably stilted. The movie's intentions are like the starry constellations that inspire the eponymous hero: out of reach.- Washington Post
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For my money, the best thing about Affair is Shandling, whose amusing quips and facial reactions steal what little of the show there is to steal. You almost wish the story would switch to him permanently.- Washington Post
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This latest project, a murder mystery scripted by Aaron (A Few Good Men) Sorkin and Scott (Dead Again) Frank, is bilge water.- Washington Post
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The result is a time capsule par excellence...This is the best of times and the worst of times, African American style.- Washington Post
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Even by the art film standards it apes, Solaris lacks conviction. And although it's meant to be restrained and free of emotional hysteria, the result is a movie that pretty much lies dead on the screen for an hour and a half.- Washington Post
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Amounts to a rare gift and an opportunity to appreciate the end of an era and celebrate one of the screen's most subtly etched heroes: the soft-spoken Monsieur Georges Lopez.- Washington Post
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It's very funny in places, even sort of tender. But let's not get out of hand.- Washington Post
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It's hard to tell if this thing's serious or parody and, if it is parody, whether or not it's intentional. Is it a winky joke, for instance, to have lightweight performer George Hamilton as Pacino's business attorney, or just ridiculous casting? Hamilton's performance points to the latter.- Washington Post
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Screenwriter Michael Goldenberg and director David Yates have transformed J.K. Rowling's garrulous storytelling into something leaner, moodier and more compelling, that ticks with metronomic purpose as the story flits between psychological darkness and cartoonish slapstick.- Washington Post
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Even if you tap only a little of the magic of "Peter Pan," you'll come away with some pixie dust.- Washington Post
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Eve's Bayou is a movie unto itself, a rousing, original yarn about family life that includes everyone, whether they're from Louisiana or miles away. [07Nov1997 Pg N.48]- Washington Post
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It's a masterful little film, and, thanks to Zhang's seasoned hands, it's subtly heartfelt but never manipulative.- Washington Post
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John Schlesinger, who directed Midnight Cowboy and Marathon Man, knows how to weave edge-of-the-seat tension. But Mark Frost's screenplay, based on Nicholas Conde's occult mystery novel The Religion, is a haphazard affair of implausibility and pseudo-Voodoo.- Washington Post
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Documentary about rock history's biggest heavy metal band is -- variously -- serious, funny, frustrating and touching.- Washington Post
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In Lost Highway, David Lynch dabbles in spooky, chilly implication and a sort of hip incoherence.- Washington Post
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A sweet movie that takes its time at first but soon takes you over.- Washington Post
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All fire-and-brimstone bunk, a tired compendium of involuntary crucifixions, grim messages carved into human flesh, fly buzzings, ominous choral chants on the soundtrack and at least one head twisting.- Washington Post
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This David Spade comedy breaks an ankle, ruptures several knee ligaments and hits the dirt harder than a felled linebacker. Best thing you can do for this movie? Leave it writhing in the throes of forced humor.- Washington Post
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For horror fans who appreciate a bit of craft with their second-rate experiences -- Paul Haslinger's fear-mongering score is terrific for what it's worth -- this might merit a future late-night rental.- Washington Post
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It's a grab bag of small delights -- and that includes a workmanlike performance by Toni Collette -- but it never quite amounts to a full load.- Washington Post
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Keeps you hanging on until the very last moment, not because it's scary, but because you can't believe that's all there is to it.- Washington Post
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Watching this masterwork allows you to return to the filmmaking sensibility of the 1960s, when epics looked like epics.- Washington Post
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Con Air, a summer blast of a movie, teaches us many things: Producer Jerry Bruckheimer never met an explosion, a car crash or 20 tough guys talking trash he didn't like. Nicolas Cage is one of our most enjoyable screen heroes. As long as you're funny, you can literally get away with murder in a movie.- Washington Post
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Larded over with le fromage, which is to say, French cheese. But as these dairy products go, Christophe Barratier's movie is delectable sentiment. Audiences will crumble into itty-bitty pieces of Roquefort watching this.- Washington Post
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In this good-natured film, even the smallest efforts at kindness yield positive results.- Washington Post
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Has the glorious, gaudy benefit of much stock footage of Those Days, featuring all manner of drag queen, bearded lady and lactating hippie.- Washington Post
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It's a workmanlike transmogrification from a 1950s fairy tale to a brash present-day romance. Thanks to Julia Ormond's rather delicate Sabrina and Harrison Ford's amusingly deadpan performance as Linus Larrabee, the movie certainly has its moments. But this "Sabrina" never evokes the sweet allure of Billy Wilder's original film. How could it?- Washington Post
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Lacks the spirit of the previous two, and makes all those jokes about hos and even more unmentionable subjects seem like mere splashing around in the muck.- Washington Post
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At its best the movie displays a vital playfulness. But at its worst -- and there's far too much of that -- Alice continues Allen's endless, banal quest for the Big Answers. All, of course, at the mild-mannered elbow of Farrow.- Washington Post
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The movie, which Carion wrote with Eric Assous, has a calming quality. The story moves slowly but, given the milieu and pace of life, this seems perfectly appropriate.- Washington Post
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It's enough of a spectacle to enjoy. It's too bad the stars are little more than serviceable and give the movie title an irony it could certainly do without.- Washington Post
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A fairly ordinary drama about young love, basketball, petty jealousy and high school politics. The movie also has one of the goofiest, over-the-top finales in recent memory.- Washington Post
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Nobody likes a fixed fight, except the backroom boys making the deal. Which is why The Break-Up may have its share of laughs, but isn't much fun.- Washington Post
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We find ourselves in the fascinating no man's land between horror and comedy -- right where this movie wants us to be.- Washington Post
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As with his other works, [Mann] binds sound, music and pictures into one hypnotic triaxial cable and plugs it right into your brain. He makes this almost-three-hour experience practically glide by.- Washington Post
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An engaging romance noir, a sort of updated "The Postman Always Rings Twice" that packs its surprises into four characters, none of them predictable.- Washington Post
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The movie's devil-may-care freneticism is edgily amusing, almost liberating.- Washington Post
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You're not watching anything original, you're just reexperiencing elements you've seen in a jillion other spectacles (including "Die Hard," "True Lies" and even "Mission: Impossible"), only with more heat, more crash, more burn.- Washington Post
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Lorenzo's Oil, which stars Susan Sarandon and Nick Nolte as the Odone parents, is not superbly made. But it's adequate enough to convey the story. No filmmaker (in this case, director George Miller) could stand in the way of this drama, though certainly others could have made it better.- Washington Post
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"Axe" is not art by any means. It's often overly taken up with resolving itself. But Myers and others create an enjoyably loose, anti-slick feeling about the affair.- Washington Post
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There's so little authenticity between them, it destroys the story's most crucial element: the love between father and daughter. And finding the gold becomes our only reason to watch.- Washington Post
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Isn't just for music fans. It's more accessible than that, thanks to Joel Schumacher's bright direction and a few storytelling embellishments.- Washington Post
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The only way a self-absorbed treatise like this can get any kind of audience (not to mention distribution) is to cast famous people in it.- Washington Post
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There's no question the movie's entertaining. But the blatantly schematic depictions of black and white, liberal and hawk, and other tiresome dichotomies turn A Time to Kill into the moral equivalent of a cockfight.- Washington Post
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This mixture of comedy and super-agent spectacle works well at first. But when Schwarzenegger's family and working worlds link up -- an inevitable development -- the plot becomes increasingly ridiculous and overwrought.- Washington Post
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Cornish provides a counterbalance for Ledger's authoritative presence, turning what could have been just another heroin movie into a flawed but engrossing parable on love and sacrifice.- Washington Post
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A smart, restrained entertainment, it doesn't splash around in blood and hysteria. It doesn't have to.- Washington Post
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The most eloquent and exacting vision of the war to date... Inspired with technique rather than overblown with it, Kubrick, the filmmaker's filmmaker, lays one on you.- Washington Post
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Even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.- Washington Post
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That's the only way to enjoy Wolfgang Petersen's nearly three-hour epic: as a Pitt vehicle. In a role that requires larger-than-life dimensions, he's pretty terrific.- Washington Post
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This French film has a breezy, documentary air that belies the important issues is raises.- Washington Post
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