Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Should have never made it up the distribution aisle.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Shines the light on a special kind of heroism -- the guts to face up to yourself and make changes. What makes this so emotionally compelling is the way Dave scrambles from this deep vale of cluelessness to something approaching moral maturity.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    One of the most thought-provoking documentaries of recent times.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Talk Radio, despite its collective intensity, is itself just another unenlightening late-night call-in session.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Inspired by the true story of Ellis, has Hollywood formula practically stitched to its Speedo. But the characters and the actors who play them are so captivating, we're too entertained and charmed to notice.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Ten
    Shows us, in an extraordinarily simple way, the hopes and frustrations of one woman's life.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    Tedious.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Desson Thomson
    Suffice it to say, there is no comedy, no chemistry, no nothing in this movie.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It is a movie about the real challenge of heroism.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    It's simultaneously arty, arcane and nasty.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Throughout, Garner retains a permanent grimace, as if persuasive acting can be achieved by contorting cheek muscles and pouting lips. It's not just depressing to watch; it's tiring. We want to tell her to relax -- for our own relief.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Desson Thomson
    In terms of actual social conscience, the movie gets a demagogic, rabble-rousing F. It also gets a failed grade for honest writing.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    This movie is about the worst thing Chan has done in the United States.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    If Honeymoon in Vegas is funny -- and it is -- it doesn't exactly ring with structural perfection. You wouldn't go to see it again. But with wonderfully bizarre Nicolas Cage scrambling and screaming his way through the proceedings, "Honeymoon" never attempts anything greater than goofy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    This muttering boatman seems to have lost his old-time heroism. No longer is Rambo killing for a cause, but for kicks. And his portentous blather, even by Rambo standards, becomes unintentionally hilarious.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Even if the film is only moderately enjoyable, it can create a sort of exotic escapism.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    Beneath the sylvan trappings is a whodunit as riveting as any.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Forgettable the instant it strafes your retinas.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Lawrence's material runs between mediocre and offensive, and then he rescues it with his physical humor. He's at his best when he lets his face or inflection do the talking.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    I love the movie's originality, its sense of macabre humor, its resourcefulness, and the great Walsh, whose memorable narration kicks off the movie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    I'd give this movie about half a miracle.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    You won't feel enlightened, just let down
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It matters because this boxer taps into something deeper in our collective souls than the desire for entertainment. It's the hope that one day we're going to win big, too, after everyone's given up on us. It's as hokey as it's true.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    McAvoy, so memorable as Idi Amin's doctor turned adviser in last year's "The Last King of Scotland," may be the most likable British newcomer since Ewan McGregor; his glistening eyes can seduce audiences with their ability to show conflicting emotions.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Ultimately, the movie's biggest crime is its inability to convey the delicate, damaged texture of Kahlo's life, but also the triumph of her will over intimidating defeat.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Magnificently nonchalant about its magic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The animation, rendered in good old-fashioned watercolors, is appealing. It's easy, rather than flashy, on the eyes. But the best thing about the movie is the humor.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Why sit through a lesser imitation, when you could just rent "Heathers" and those other movies for a far more enjoyable time? Drop-dead bitchery? Been there, done that.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Its themes of passion, heartbreak and the inexorable passage of time are eternal.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    You leave Creatures with the unsettling sensation of being highly tickled yet greatly dissatisfied.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 37 Desson Thomson
    Slickers II is grounds for a stampede -- away from the theater.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Much of "Clerks" is extremely funny and dead-on—in terms of its intentionally satirical, Gen-X-istential gloom.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    One of the most pleasurable movies of the year.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Gibson may get top billing, but it's Sam Elliott who steals all the scenes. As Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley, a man who fires with his own .45 revolver rather than the standard M-16 rifles, he's full of hilariously colorful comments.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The script's a plodder, and the acting's unbearably stilted. The movie's intentions are like the starry constellations that inspire the eponymous hero: out of reach.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    For my money, the best thing about Affair is Shandling, whose amusing quips and facial reactions steal what little of the show there is to steal. You almost wish the story would switch to him permanently.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    There's a refreshingly unusual spirit at work.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A movie that grows better by the minute.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    This latest project, a murder mystery scripted by Aaron (A Few Good Men) Sorkin and Scott (Dead Again) Frank, is bilge water.
    • Washington Post
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Not only visually brilliant, it's funny, too.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The result is a time capsule par excellence...This is the best of times and the worst of times, African American style.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Even by the art film standards it apes, Solaris lacks conviction. And although it's meant to be restrained and free of emotional hysteria, the result is a movie that pretty much lies dead on the screen for an hour and a half.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Amounts to a rare gift and an opportunity to appreciate the end of an era and celebrate one of the screen's most subtly etched heroes: the soft-spoken Monsieur Georges Lopez.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It's very funny in places, even sort of tender. But let's not get out of hand.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    It's hard to tell if this thing's serious or parody and, if it is parody, whether or not it's intentional. Is it a winky joke, for instance, to have lightweight performer George Hamilton as Pacino's business attorney, or just ridiculous casting? Hamilton's performance points to the latter.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Screenwriter Michael Goldenberg and director David Yates have transformed J.K. Rowling's garrulous storytelling into something leaner, moodier and more compelling, that ticks with metronomic purpose as the story flits between psychological darkness and cartoonish slapstick.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Even if you tap only a little of the magic of "Peter Pan," you'll come away with some pixie dust.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Eve's Bayou is a movie unto itself, a rousing, original yarn about family life that includes everyone, whether they're from Louisiana or miles away. [07Nov1997 Pg N.48]
    • Washington Post
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    An extraordinarily riveting drama.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    It's a masterful little film, and, thanks to Zhang's seasoned hands, it's subtly heartfelt but never manipulative.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    John Schlesinger, who directed Midnight Cowboy and Marathon Man, knows how to weave edge-of-the-seat tension. But Mark Frost's screenplay, based on Nicholas Conde's occult mystery novel The Religion, is a haphazard affair of implausibility and pseudo-Voodoo.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Documentary about rock history's biggest heavy metal band is -- variously -- serious, funny, frustrating and touching.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Bening makes the movie into something finer still.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    In Lost Highway, David Lynch dabbles in spooky, chilly implication and a sort of hip incoherence.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    A sweet movie that takes its time at first but soon takes you over.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    All fire-and-brimstone bunk, a tired compendium of involuntary crucifixions, grim messages carved into human flesh, fly buzzings, ominous choral chants on the soundtrack and at least one head twisting.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    This David Spade comedy breaks an ankle, ruptures several knee ligaments and hits the dirt harder than a felled linebacker. Best thing you can do for this movie? Leave it writhing in the throes of forced humor.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    For horror fans who appreciate a bit of craft with their second-rate experiences -- Paul Haslinger's fear-mongering score is terrific for what it's worth -- this might merit a future late-night rental.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It's a grab bag of small delights -- and that includes a workmanlike performance by Toni Collette -- but it never quite amounts to a full load.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Keeps you hanging on until the very last moment, not because it's scary, but because you can't believe that's all there is to it.
    • 100 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Watching this masterwork allows you to return to the filmmaking sensibility of the 1960s, when epics looked like epics.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Con Air, a summer blast of a movie, teaches us many things: Producer Jerry Bruckheimer never met an explosion, a car crash or 20 tough guys talking trash he didn't like. Nicolas Cage is one of our most enjoyable screen heroes. As long as you're funny, you can literally get away with murder in a movie.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    In the end, Stage Beauty is in over its mediocre head.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Larded over with le fromage, which is to say, French cheese. But as these dairy products go, Christophe Barratier's movie is delectable sentiment. Audiences will crumble into itty-bitty pieces of Roquefort watching this.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    In this good-natured film, even the smallest efforts at kindness yield positive results.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Has the glorious, gaudy benefit of much stock footage of Those Days, featuring all manner of drag queen, bearded lady and lactating hippie.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It's a workmanlike transmogrification from a 1950s fairy tale to a brash present-day romance. Thanks to Julia Ormond's rather delicate Sabrina and Harrison Ford's amusingly deadpan performance as Linus Larrabee, the movie certainly has its moments. But this "Sabrina" never evokes the sweet allure of Billy Wilder's original film. How could it?
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    Lacks the spirit of the previous two, and makes all those jokes about hos and even more unmentionable subjects seem like mere splashing around in the muck.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    At its best the movie displays a vital playfulness. But at its worst -- and there's far too much of that -- Alice continues Allen's endless, banal quest for the Big Answers. All, of course, at the mild-mannered elbow of Farrow.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The movie, which Carion wrote with Eric Assous, has a calming quality. The story moves slowly but, given the milieu and pace of life, this seems perfectly appropriate.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It's enough of a spectacle to enjoy. It's too bad the stars are little more than serviceable and give the movie title an irony it could certainly do without.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Depp is a charm. He becomes his own, subtly compelling Barrie.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    O
    A fairly ordinary drama about young love, basketball, petty jealousy and high school politics. The movie also has one of the goofiest, over-the-top finales in recent memory.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Nobody likes a fixed fight, except the backroom boys making the deal. Which is why The Break-Up may have its share of laughs, but isn't much fun.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Bug
    We find ourselves in the fascinating no man's land between horror and comedy -- right where this movie wants us to be.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A one-of-a-kind experience, a Molotov cocktail of a seriocomedy.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    For students of cool ... Le Cercle Rouge is required viewing.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    As with his other works, [Mann] binds sound, music and pictures into one hypnotic triaxial cable and plugs it right into your brain. He makes this almost-three-hour experience practically glide by.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    An engaging romance noir, a sort of updated "The Postman Always Rings Twice" that packs its surprises into four characters, none of them predictable.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The movie's devil-may-care freneticism is edgily amusing, almost liberating.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    You're not watching anything original, you're just reexperiencing elements you've seen in a jillion other spectacles (including "Die Hard," "True Lies" and even "Mission: Impossible"), only with more heat, more crash, more burn.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Lorenzo's Oil, which stars Susan Sarandon and Nick Nolte as the Odone parents, is not superbly made. But it's adequate enough to convey the story. No filmmaker (in this case, director George Miller) could stand in the way of this drama, though certainly others could have made it better.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    "Axe" is not art by any means. It's often overly taken up with resolving itself. But Myers and others create an enjoyably loose, anti-slick feeling about the affair.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    There's so little authenticity between them, it destroys the story's most crucial element: the love between father and daughter. And finding the gold becomes our only reason to watch.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Isn't just for music fans. It's more accessible than that, thanks to Joel Schumacher's bright direction and a few storytelling embellishments.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    The only way a self-absorbed treatise like this can get any kind of audience (not to mention distribution) is to cast famous people in it.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    Unromantic, nonsexual and hellaciously dull.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    There's no question the movie's entertaining. But the blatantly schematic depictions of black and white, liberal and hawk, and other tiresome dichotomies turn A Time to Kill into the moral equivalent of a cockfight.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    There's little here to offend anyone, and even less here to excite anyone.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    This mixture of comedy and super-agent spectacle works well at first. But when Schwarzenegger's family and working worlds link up -- an inevitable development -- the plot becomes increasingly ridiculous and overwrought.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Even Thompson, the one you look forward to watching, is disappointing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Cornish provides a counterbalance for Ledger's authoritative presence, turning what could have been just another heroin movie into a flawed but engrossing parable on love and sacrifice.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A smart, restrained entertainment, it doesn't splash around in blood and hysteria. It doesn't have to.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Straightforward but nonetheless powerful documentary.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    The most eloquent and exacting vision of the war to date... Inspired with technique rather than overblown with it, Kubrick, the filmmaker's filmmaker, lays one on you.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    That's the only way to enjoy Wolfgang Petersen's nearly three-hour epic: as a Pitt vehicle. In a role that requires larger-than-life dimensions, he's pretty terrific.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    A story that rips fleshy holes through your heart.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Exciting, smart and enormously enjoyable.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    This French film has a breezy, documentary air that belies the important issues is raises.

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