Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The movie's sweeter than funny, but still has a fair share of guffaws.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    It's too bad the movie's intriguing effect wears off (so to speak) about two-thirds through.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Manages to be innocent, physically passionate, earnestly romantic and self-deprecatingly funny, all at once.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Climb into this rig and you'll be sweating bullets.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    There's a problem: This romance isn't developed enough to be truly satisfying -- it's fat-free SnackWell's when you want Godiva. It's not the original story we signed up for -- or thought we did.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
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    Essentially a dumb guy's day in Heaven. The movie's retrofitted with stunts, fights, explosions, drugs, babes and cars -- not necessarily in that order.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    At best, the movie is a problematic chamber piece; at worst, a misdirected, slightly misanthropic pretension.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    A fascinating premise. And yet, the movie, directed by Bruce Beresford, never quite blooms.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    A feel-good infusion for your precious little darling (or pack of darlings) who could use an uplifting fantasy.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    With the exception of a few enjoyable action scenes, such as when Aeon and fellow operative Sithandra (Sophie Okonedo) flip and backflip their way across a lethal garden of bullet-spewing trees and spikes disguised as blades of grass, Aeon Flux is surprisingly draggy.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's a B+, not an A. This would be enough for most filmmakers. But Anderson must contend with a higher standard. It's his fault for being original.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A hugely absorbing social drama that is, by turns, excruciating, sad and sardonic.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    If you're looking to take your children to something harmless, that doesn't embarrass anyone, this light comedy (a gentle parody of those "Behind the Music" specials on cable TV) is your next outing.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Despite a subject of immense potential -- the movie's surprisingly uninvolving.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Desson Thomson
    More sluggish than a funeral barge, cheaper than a sale at K mart, it's a nerd, it's a shame, it's Superman IV.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Unfortunately, the story, adapted by Anne Rice from her best-selling novel, sucks at the neck a little too long. A 23-minute snipping from this 123-minute movie would have done wonders.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    May be ambitious in its genre-defying abandon, sideswiping science fiction, satire, film noir and melodrama along the way, but it's also exasperatingly convoluted, self-amused and politically sophomoric.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    The Return is a pleasant if superfluous invasion of your local theaters. Everyone in front of the Cocoon Uno camera is back, including Don Ameche, Wilford Brimley, Brian Dennehy, Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy, Steve Guttenberg and nine others. It's nice to see the old codgers still alive, kicking and making whoopee. But don't look for more than extra-terrestrial homecoming.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Admirable in its refusal to be politically correct.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    This isn't real life. It isn't even a movie. It's an extended sitcom. And for the first time in your life, you'll actually beg for commercials.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    An easy-on-the-sensibilities family film, Eddie Murphy practically assumes the easygoing manner of Mister Rogers, a character he used to wickedly lampoon on "Saturday Night Live."
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    [An] appealing, if overcooked romantic comedy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Demonstrates what writer-director Levinson does best: evoke the sights, smells and atmosphere of his youth with intelligence, humor and a keen sense of social perspective.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    A humanistic gem of a movie, with unforgettable performances from Linney and Ruffalo.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Sketchy but often entertaining.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Director Phillip Noyce has made a serious movie that switches to almost popcorn entertainment.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    If you're in the right frame of mind -- a sort of anything-goes, Elmore Leonard spirit -- this thing's going to be your kind of evening.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Disappointingly facile and unenlightening. Things are only interesting when Spacey is on screen, which makes a video rental worth it -- for that tour-de-force nastiness. [12 May 1995, p.N50]
    • Washington Post
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The most enjoyable John Sayles movie in recent memory.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    It's been gunned before -- and so much better.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    These dramatic shortfalls make us merely worried that two human beings are in danger, but not two compelling souls. There's your missing ingredient, the human X-factor.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    May not be the ultimate word on the Tibetan situation, or even the Dalai Lama, but its heart seems to be in the right place; and it's entertaining enough to give audiences an emotional sense of the story. [16 January 1998, p.N32]
    • Washington Post
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A deft, entertaining story that mixes menace with charm and satire with seriousness.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    In the end, however, when all Pacino's demons are bared, they don't add up to the poignant punchline you were set up for. The movie seems to have two or three finales too many -- a disturbing trend in all too many films of late.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's an intriguing experience.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Sitting through The Hangover is like watching "Memento" featuring the Three Stooges.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    So disarming, it's hard to say anything but good things about it. So get in line. The doctor is in.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Where the movie succeeds-and succeeds wonderfully-is when it stays a heartbeat away from politics. For two-thirds of the movie, it's an involving, boxing saga and romance.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Rush is too sinfully good for the drama he's in.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Cruise is at the top of his form, and Gooding makes a brilliant opponent.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Fluffily enjoyable.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Kids will understand this stuff. If you can remember your younger, goofier roots, so will you. Sandlot isn't well made but it's alive with dopey, summertime spirit.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    It has its own sunsplashed vitality, thanks to spirited writing by Audrey Wells and winning performances from all three principals.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    A third-rate love story.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Faraway...is vaguely deflating, a film that doesn't build to a powerful climax so much as gradually run out of air.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    You're invited to fish for the comedy within the movie, within Harry's world, which happens to be falling apart around the hapless schlemiel's ears.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    One extended guilty pleasure.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    It's something no one should watch.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    It's a triumph of vile over content; mindless nihilism posing as hipness.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    This is not a fantastic movie. But there's more to it than just an MTV-slickified "Midnight Express" starring two young, photogenic stars.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    Consider the title your best advice.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Takes you down paths full of primitive, almost biblical implications, but it also finds comic relief in moments of palpable tension.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The movie’s main appeal—beyond stomach yearnings caused by its cuisine—comes from the actors, who infuse their archetypal roles with comedic appeal.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    David Gale deserves the chair for its brutal assault on subtlety.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    It manages to keep you going until the end and delivers the appropriate payoffs as a generic-brand thriller.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    There are some very funny passing lines, but the movie's too uneven to enjoy.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A witty, raunchy comedy, which proves that a well-written piece of business – oozing with sex, wit and nasty intrigue – works for any generation.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Tarkovsky pulls you into a dark, foreboding nightmare and Nykvist gives that nightmare an explosive awakening.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    There were moments when I thought Gone in 60 Seconds might be a passably entertaining movie. I figure those moments, strung end-to-end, would total 30 or 40 seconds.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Hoffman's touchingly fractured performance gives the picture a warm dimension.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Taxes the threshold of acceptable cuteness.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Feels like a manufactured Asian "Chocolat," which drives the label 'art house movie' even further into mainstream banality.

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