Dan Caffrey
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70% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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27% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.1 points higher than other critics.
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Dan Caffrey's Scores
- Movies
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 22 out of 30
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Mixed: 5 out of 30
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Negative: 3 out of 30
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- Dan Caffrey
The Golden Glove definitely isn’t for everyone, and even when divorced from its more transgressive scenes, it’s not exactly a pleasant viewing experience. But for those not repulsed to the point of leaving the theater, there’s a lonely, human heart at its center.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
The strong atmospherics and performances aren’t quite enough to keep In the Tall Grass from feeling like, well, wandering through a bunch of tall grass.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Even if Knives Out loses a micro-dose of its claustrophobia and tension in the second act, it’s in the name of undoing what we’ve come to expect of past whodunnit stories. It’s all part of what makes the film such an effective, entertaining, and contemporary spin on what’s no longer a worn-out genre.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 27, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
It’s refreshing to see a buddy movie reclaim some of the grit and emotional connection of bygone decades, but for all of its killer fight sequences and shootouts, Stuber just isn’t all that funny after a while.- Consequence
- Posted Jul 10, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Its lack of energy, depth, and pure volume are, at the movie’s best, sanitized. Despite the long wait, The Dirt is nothing more than karaöke Crüe.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Although the changes to the source material are guaranteed to polarize some Stephen King fans, Pet Sematary bucks the remake trap of simply paying homage to an iconic piece of horror. Instead, it makes drastic changes to the plot so it can ultimately go more complex with its themes. That’s a hell of a trick to pull off. Sometimes, different is better.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 17, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Even if the rapid-fire pace of the jokes keeps a tiny handful of them from landing, the film gets bonus points for not being afraid to get emotional.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 16, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Unsurprisingly, Everybody’s Everything feels most conventional during its talking-head interviews, an aesthetic shared with almost every other music documentary out there. ... But when the film shows rather than telling, it’s clear that there are no easy answers for this kind of tragedy.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 13, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Perry’s kinetic style and Moss’ explosive performance transform it into something that feels more authentic than actual history.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 11, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Moondog’s antics aren’t all that funny or captivating, even when divorced from their assholery.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 10, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
Exciting? Sure. Unique? Without a doubt. But it’s hard to not feel frustrated by a script that never seems to figure out what it’s trying to say.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 9, 2019
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- Dan Caffrey
There’s little camp or gimmickry to be found, which is refreshing for a sub-genre whose films so often resort to bad jokes and kitsch violence.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 30, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
Its aesthetics alone are enough to sustain interest over its two-and-a-half hour runtime, but its hefty length also leaves a lot to be desired in its messaging, if only because Mitchell actually does begin to flirt with a grander purpose at a certain point in the film.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 29, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
Though not as unpredictable as the preceding two hours (and nowhere close to the dizzying final act of Cabin In the Woods), the resolution is still a lot of fun, straight out of a thrilling dime-store novel you’d keep by your bedside table.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 29, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
By the time we finally do get to the blood and guts, the filmmakers have laid such an artful foundation that the viscera is just another part of Suspiria‘s hypnotic modern dance.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 25, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
Dickey pivots between storyteller, philosopher, hopeless romantic, philanderer, asshole, loyal friend, and belligerent drunk all the way up until the very end.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 21, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
The characters in Isle of Dogs may fight. They may get vicious. They may get hurt. They may get sick. But they also get nostalgic. They also get bashful. Their eyes also well up with tears when they reconnect with their loved ones, or when they first realize that love even exists at all. Just like humans.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 18, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
It succeeds as a minor work from Jody Hill, which if nothing else is still good for more than a few laughs.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 18, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
It’s fine if Hannah and her ragtag team just set out to make something fun. But it feels better-suited for playing on a reel-to-reel projector in someone’s basement than at the biggest film venue of SXSW.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 16, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
Much of Family‘s humor comes from the juxtaposition of Kate and Maddie’s bonding with moments of pitch-black selfishness.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 16, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
The joy of Ready Player One does indeed come from its world-building and kaleidoscopic mashup of pop culture—what Spielberg would likely dub its “movie” elements.... At a certain point, though, Ready Player One wants to be appreciated as a film as well as a movie, no matter what Spielberg says. And that’s where it begins to falter.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 12, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
Having empathy for your characters often means giving them opportunities for growth, and Burnham thankfully never loses sight of the belief that things truly can get better if you want them to.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 10, 2018
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- Dan Caffrey
It helps that Hilditch has Jane in the central role. Along with Carla Gugino’s turn in Gerald’s Game, Netflix has two of the strongest performances in any King adaptation to date.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 30, 2017
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- Dan Caffrey
Despite a handful of faults, it’s that rare horror film that works on both a psychological and a visceral level.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 25, 2017
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- Dan Caffrey
As hard as Pet tries to be something different, it still feels like a film about a woman in a dog cage.- Consequence
- Posted Nov 30, 2016
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- Dan Caffrey
This unique blend of docudrama, action movie, and cartoon immerses the viewer in a way that wouldn’t be possible in a more traditional film.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 11, 2016
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- Dan Caffrey
If Jones can move from mortal woman to musical superhero in the space of a few moments, if she can convert the despair within her ravaged body into energy, then so can the rest of us in our times of weakness.- Consequence
- Posted Jul 28, 2016
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- Dan Caffrey
When it comes to video games, fidelity to the source material only gets you so far, especially when the source material is as low-impact as Ratchet & Clank.- Consequence
- Posted Apr 28, 2016
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- Dan Caffrey
Hush‘s madman makes himself visible and vocal to his prey from the get-go. As a result, Flanagan and Siegel both get to lay their cards on the table early, freeing up their characters to focus solely on how to outsmart one another.- Consequence
- Posted Apr 13, 2016
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- Dan Caffrey
Only in its final stretch does Midnight Special start to lose its distinct identity.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 13, 2016
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