Christy Lemire

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For 511 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Christy Lemire's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Poor Things
Lowest review score: 0 Cosmic Sin
Score distribution:
511 movie reviews
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    While the 2009 book played this genre mash-up for dry, sly laughs, writer-director Burr Steers’ film amps up the thrills and gore. And that’s a problem—not necessarily as a narrative choice, but from a technical perspective.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    All of these potentially effective elements—as well as a stellar cast that includes Charlize Theron, Kerry Washington, and Michelle Yeoh—get swallowed up by the overwhelming reliance on CGI-infused action sequences. They’re both empty and endless, and too often leave you wondering what’s going on and why we should bother.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The bar is just so low, people. It’s just hovering there above the ground.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Anyone who’s dealt with a teenager can relate to the baffling surliness that emerges out of nowhere — but like needless sequels, this, too, shall pass.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The whole thing ultimately collapses in a heap of unintentionally hilarious melodrama.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    There is simultaneously too much and not enough going on in writer/director/co-star Josh Lawson’s feature debut. He crams in too many people and plot lines but offers too little in the way of character development and credible emotion.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A frantic jumble of retro kitsch and random pop-culture references.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A numbing and soulless spectacle of 3-D, computer-generated imagery run amok, Ridley Scott’s Exodus: Gods and Kings presents an enduring tale by pummeling us over the head with it.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Slapstick mishaps and—ultimately—feel-good triumph of sorts ensue, with plenty of perky training montages in between.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Nothing is compelling about these characters, and Bennett and Riley have little chemistry with each other playing them, even though they’re supposed to be estranged exes experiencing an unexpected spark.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The film is clearly sweet and well-intentioned, but Mexican director and co-writer Analeine Cal y Mayor has trouble transcending the confines of her meager budget, which leaves “Book of Love” looking and sounding distractingly chintzy.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Pretty much everyone in this movie is annoying all the time, and Spindel yanks us around in tone from one moment to the next: wacky, then romantic, back to wacky, then dramatic, before ending on a disastrously wacky note. Every new situation, whether it’s shopping at Toys “R” Us, a school field trip or a pre-natal therapy workshop, provides the set-up for wild humor that doesn’t land.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s about both fellatio jokes and falling in love all over again, but it’s so rushed and the characters are so underdeveloped that the film feels frustratingly slight.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The result feels strained and slapped together, crammed as it is with silly mistaken identities and misunderstandings, adolescent jealousies and slapstick jokes. It’s a sitcom in a sari.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    When it leans hard into the inherent absurdity of its wacky, mismatched buddy antics, “Venom: The Last Dance” can be a total blast. Unfortunately, that doesn’t happen nearly as often as it should.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Terrible and insane, and will surely end up being one of the worst films of 2019. But it’s also such a wildly ambitious roller coaster ride that it must be experienced, preferably with friends, to laugh together at its cheesy dialogue, over-the-top performances and multiple, major plot twists.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Behold the craven exercise in hollow nostalgia that is Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Jackals put me in a foul mood. Maybe that’s the intention of this lean, mean slab of B-horror trash: to set you on edge and keep you there long after it’s over.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    The dream — or the drug-induced hallucination, or whatever this is — can only last for so long.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Vincent N Roxxy is a nasty little piece of B-movie trash that lacks both the verve to grab you as a guilty pleasure and the artistry to be taken seriously as a dramatic thriller.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Granted, it’s meant to be a fantasy film, but not a single moment rings true in A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting — not the teen angst, not the little-kid nightmares, and definitely not the sense of fun and camaraderie meant to fuel these Halloween adventures.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    It isn’t creepy, but it isn’t terribly plausible, either. It’s just another movie in which a 30ish white dude finds purpose and learns how to live life again through the love and support of a younger woman who’s more of a concept than a real person.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    It lacks the verbal punch of a pulpy film noir. Its pacing is too slack to serve as a gripping romantic thriller. It even rings hollow as a cautionary tale, because everyone is scheming and duplicitous and so no one has been truly wronged.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    It's all a dull, repetitive slog of talking heads saying the same thing over and over in slightly different ways, and it never picks up steam.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    It’s more of the same, without any discernible improvement in quality, despite the massive technological leaps over the past two decades.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    A mixture of misplaced gallows humor, wildly over-the-top caricatures and a gimmicky use of animation combine to make My Dead Boyfriend one of the year’s more uncomfortable movie-going experiences.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Back in Action isn’t as obnoxiously soulless as “Red Notice,” but it’s firmly within that subgenre of glossy, globetrotting action pictures you can stream while you fold your laundry. It all feels so cynical.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    A movie that’s as empty and unlikable as the characters themselves.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Time may feel like a flat circle, but the calendar says it’s January, so that means we get shoddy, dumping-ground dreck like the generically titled Redemption Day.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Judy Greer assembled a monumental cast for her directing debut, A Happening of Monumental Proportions. Then she stranded her fellow actors with material that doesn’t even begin to tap into their talents.

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