Christian Zilko

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For 157 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 63% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.6 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Christian Zilko's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 91 Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
Lowest review score: 25 Children of the Corn
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 157
157 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    A throwback character study that invokes the kind of mid-budget hits that kept the lights on at Warner Bros. for 50 years, Juror #2 both enriches our understanding of the Hollywood icon who made it and stands on its own as one of the best studio films released in 2024.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    With My Name Is Alfred Hitchcock, Cousins powerfully makes the case that there’s nothing better than cinema itself for elevating a lie into art.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    Monia Chokri‘s brilliant feature is one of the sharpest cinematic examinations of the paradoxical expectations we place on our relationships in the 21st century.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    It’s truly astounding that Falcon Lake is the work of a first-time feature director. Le Bon demonstrates a masterful understanding of shot composition and pacing that allows her to craft a haunting vibe without turning it into a gimmick.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    The film’s only villain is the passage of time, and its protagonists are simply facing the unpleasant realization that their era is ending sooner than their lifespans.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass is best understood as a basket of jokes and non sequiturs that simply need some kind of framework to keep things semi-coherent. That’s a compliment, of course, as these are very, very funny jokes.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    On Swift Horses is a stunning tableau of almost-romances, weaving together ephemeral moments of magic with the pain that inevitably follows when the universe takes them away.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    The latest Blumhouse movie about creepy kids is a fitting addition to one of horror’s most reliable subgenres, and it manages to elevate itself above the competition through some genuinely compelling adult drama and a delightful Duffer Brothers-esque supernatural twist. And it’s infinitely more enjoyable than any direct-to-streaming January horror movie has any right to be.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    Spanning 50 years and multiple continents without ever shifting its focus from the universal human urge to ponder what could have been, Touch is an ode to accepting your life story without losing sleep over the things you couldn’t change.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    By combining genuine human drama and an exploration of a mysterious sacred text with a ridiculously entertaining plot about a child-stealing demon, the film serves as a reminder of all the things that horror is uniquely equipped to accomplish.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    The film ultimately becomes a haunting portrait of just how broken we all are — whether it’s the result of our parents’ shortcomings or Eve biting the apple is beside the point.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    For a film about two young people who are ill-prepared for a massive life event, Mad Bills to Pay is brilliantly restrained about where everybody ends up.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    Gazer might be inspired by New Hollywood, but its existence is almost reason to believe that a similar filmmaking renaissance could be on the horizon.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    By painting such a rich visual world on the seemingly insignificant canvas of Stefan’s life, Devos offers an implicit challenge to everyone watching around the world. If we can just find ways to be here, wherever that is, we might stumble onto something just as cinematic in our own lives.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    But aside from calling for some bland common sense regulations that should be uncontroversial to any sane person, Roher doesn’t attempt to make anyone agree with him. After all of the information is presented, the film is much more interested in exploring the human story of how each of us has to wrap our own mind around an impossibly large topic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    It’s a seedy ride through a bleak existence that would be entertaining enough to watch with popcorn if it didn’t depict a life that’s all too real for too many people.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    The film is as incomplete as the city it’s portraying, but manages to say more with what it leaves unsaid than any of its dialogue.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    The first half of The Mission is triumphant, offering a multitude of thought-provoking ways to approach a tragedy. But with so many fascinating angles at their disposal, it’s unfortunate that Moss and McBaine didn’t take a bigger swing with their ending.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    On its own terms, the film is an exquisite star vehicle for one of Hollywood’s best rising actresses and an engaging thriller about the contradictions that form when you can’t assemble the puzzle of your own life without relying on pieces you’d rather throw away.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Hauser’s performance as a man whose determination to use his unique talents to forge the emotional connections that otherwise evade him holds the entire film together.
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    • 83 Christian Zilko
    The tightly crafted story ensures that everyone is running a different race as the characters sprint to the finish line, leading to a deliberately unsatisfying ending that reflects those divergent goals.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    A compelling genre thriller that manages to build a world that feels both genuinely new and depressingly realistic if human society goes too far down the wrong path.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Indie animation remains one of the toughest niches to find traction in, but here’s hoping “Boys Go to Jupiter” launches the film career of an artist who graces us with his whimsy for decades to come.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Gasoline Rainbow simultaneously succeeds as a nuanced depiction of a generation’s concerns and an ironic look at what young people have yet to learn.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    It feels fair to say that The Age of Disclosure makes a more serious argument for the idea that we’ve had close encounters with the third kind than any documentary that preceded it.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    The winning cast allows Taylor to exploit the formula that the Coen brothers have made careers out of: watching lovable dimwits investigate a mystery that they’re completely unqualified to solve is always a blast.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Y2K
    Combining the youthful raunchiness of “Superbad,” a detailed nostalgia for the era of video stores and AOL Instant Messenger, this playful sci-fi spectacle splits the difference between early “Stranger Things” and “The Terminator,” with immaculate soundtrack vibes courtesy of Fatboy Slim and Chumbawamba.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    More than any individual song or album, the film seeks to encapsulate the Swamp Dogg vibe. Effortlessly cool, thrilled to be alive, and mildly entertained by just about everything, the man offers what appears to be the perfect blueprint to stay in 2025.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    You People ends up being more of a feel-good rom-com and love letter to Los Angeles than a truly biting satire, but you’d have to hate fun to complain about that.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Watching Candy Land is a lot like eating beef jerky from a truck stop. In both cases, you might find yourself thinking, “if someone told me this was made in 1973, I’d believe them.” Yet both experiences can end up being enjoyable despite leaving you with an overwhelming desire to shower.

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