Christian Zilko

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For 158 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 63% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.6 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Christian Zilko's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 91 Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
Lowest review score: 25 Children of the Corn
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 158
158 movie reviews
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    • 67 Christian Zilko
    The fact that it never reinvents the wheel might be an explanation for why this genre continues to flourish despite its familiarity: human life is fucking fascinating, and documenting slices of it on film remains a miracle worth pursuing.
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    • 67 Christian Zilko
    The film’s determination to shed light on systemic causes of dementia is admirable, but the real takeaway of Little Empty Boxes is that caring for a parent in a state of serious decline is an impossible task at which everyone is technically destined to “fail.” All we can do is our best, and the last true challenge is making peace with the fact that it will never be good enough.
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    • 58 Christian Zilko
    Ultimately, The French Italian has far more to say about navigating the mundanities of a stable and pleasant relationship in your thirties than about theatre, revenge, or noisy neighbors.
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    • 75 Christian Zilko
    At first glance, Bang Bang seems like a dreadfully cliche-ridden film. Nelson throws everything he has at the eponymous character, but the washed-up fighter archetype who spits poetry about the demons he now battles has been done to death. Yet it becomes clear those cliches are the point.
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    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Rapaport and Farley’s script turns the speech patterns of amoral idiots into a science, relying on perfectly placed filler words and profanities to wrap horrible ideas in hilarious sentences.
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    • 75 Christian Zilko
    The arc of time is long, but it bends toward justice, The Eyes of Ghana argues, and movies can help bend it a little further.
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    • 75 Christian Zilko
    If King Hamlet has any legacy as a film, it will likely be as a comfort watch for Isaac’s superfans and Shakespeare devotees. It won’t be joining the canon of great nonfiction cinema, but I have no doubt that many viewers will find that watching a shirtless Oscar Isaac play with an adorable baby while quoting Shakespeare is a great use of 89 minutes.
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    • 83 Christian Zilko
    The tightly crafted story ensures that everyone is running a different race as the characters sprint to the finish line, leading to a deliberately unsatisfying ending that reflects those divergent goals.

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