Chris Evangelista

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For 3 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 66% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 34% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Evangelista's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 70
Highest review score: 75 David Lynch: The Art Life
Lowest review score: 67 Front Cover
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 3
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 3
  3. Negative: 0 out of 3
3 movie reviews
    • 64 Metascore
    • 55 Chris Evangelista
    Those craving a well-put-together monster movie with creepy creature effects and sturdy set-pieces will probably find plenty to like here. But it shouldn't be controversial to want better results. As I said at the start of this review, there are no bad "Alien" movies. But with Alien: Romulus, there's definitely a disappointing one.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Evangelista
    There's plenty of room for silly fluff to momentarily distract us from the nightmares of the real world. But is it really so much to ask for just a little bit more? Must we continually be served flavorless gruel and pretend it's nourishing? "Deadpool & Wolverine" will probably break box office records. The Marvel Cinematic Universe will continue onward, and "Deadpool & Wolverine" just might revitalize it in the eyes of fans. But it shouldn't be unreasonable to ask for something better.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Chris Evangelista
    Oddity is one of the best horror movies of the year.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Evangelista
    If you're simply looking to see Murphy slip back into a familiar role and have a little fun, "Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F" might do the trick. Even though this film is lackluster, it's still fun to watch Eddie Murphy do his thing, and there are moments here where he genuinely seems to be having a good time, and that can be contagious. So maybe that's enough to satisfy. Or, when you sit down and fire up Netflix to watch this film, you can make a wiser choice and just watch "Dolemite is My Name" instead. It'll be a much better use of your time, I promise.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Chris Evangelista
    Against all odds, this is the best movie in the series. How wonderful it is to be surprised.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Chris Evangelista
    The film is so humourless that it becomes tiresome. That might be forgivable if the movie managed to be scary, but not even one or two jump scares are enough to get your heart rate up.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Chris Evangelista
    Inside Out 2 may not reach the emotional highs of the first film, but don't be surprised when it reduces you into a sobbing mess at the end.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    Hit Man is light enough to be enjoyable, and Powell and Arjona really make things pop. However, Hit Man is also kind of forgettable, and often uninspired. The story is high concept, the execution is lacking.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    This is a frequently charming documentary, but it sprints through Henson's life like we're speed-reading his Wikipedia page. I wanted more.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    As a movie, Unfrosted is weak. As a delivery system for a barrage of funny, silly jokes, it's part of a nutritious breakfast.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 55 Chris Evangelista
    Spaceman fails to grab our attention and, like Sandler's character, feels adrift. But as the journey towards the Chopra cloud — which Hanuš describes as "the beginning of everything" — continues, the conversations between spaceman and space spider grow warm, thoughtful, and even charming.
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    • 55 Chris Evangelista
    As a whole, Lovely, Dark, and Deep starts to feel like a short film (or story) stretched to feature length. I was on board with the movie's various chills, but I wanted something more. 
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Chris Evangelista
    Dune: Part Two is a rare big, expensive blockbuster with a lot on its mind. Not content with just spectacle (and boy, there is a lot of that), Denis Villeneuve's sequel packs in heavy thoughts on religion, war, revenge, romance, and yes, really big worms. It's not entirely successful, but gosh, you gotta appreciate the attempt.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Chris Evangelista
    I'm not quite sure what "Leave the World Behind" is trying to say, other than the fact that as a species, we seem to be inherently doomed because we're too neurotic to help ourselves. That might leave a sour taste in the mouths of some viewers, but there's something refreshing about a film so unapologetic about its unflinching hopelessness. 
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    It all ends up being a touch forgettable by the time the end credits roll, but the journey to get there is never dull.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    The feeling persists that something is missing here. That Scott and company are merely lightly touching on things that require deeper exploration. Which brings me back again to that 4-hour director's cut.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Chris Evangelista
    Perhaps The Killer doesn't need to be anything more than what it is: a showcase for Fincher to do his thing, and do it well, just like the assassin at the center of the story. This is a lesser work from the filmmaker, but even his lesser entries are better than most of what we get these days. Sometimes it's okay to let an artist play the hits.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    Dark Harvest is ultimately a film of style over substance, but hell, that style sure is grand.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Chris Evangelista
    By the time The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial comes to its somewhat startling conclusion, I was saddened by Friedkin's passing all over again. What a loss. But at least he left us one final stunner.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Chris Evangelista
    If you're looking for the gothic thrills and chills that make "Pet Sematary" so special, stick to the novel, or the '89 film, or even the 2019 remake, and leave "Bloodlines" dead and buried where it belongs. 
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Chris Evangelista
    As the narrative unfolded in lickety-split fashion, I found myself totally charmed and a little dizzy. Anderson uses almost all of Dahl's prose here, and while that could've backfired, or even resulted in bloat, the filmmaker keeps the proceedings brisk and snappy, relying on Dahl's inherent dry humor to do a lot of the heavy lifting.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Chris Evangelista
    While I would've liked the layout of the house to be better established, No One Will Save You makes the most of its limited locations, proving you can have big thrills and chills in restricted spaces.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Evangelista
    Once upon a time, a movie of this ilk could be unremarkable but fun; sturdy and dependable; solid, even. Not this time, though. 
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Chris Evangelista
    There's plenty of slow creeping dread on display here, matched with that dark humor and two fantastic leads. It all comes together to make "Birth/Rebirth" one of 2023's more interesting horror entries.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    I don't know if I'd call this a memorable take on Dracula, but as a simple little monster movie with plenty of atmospherre, it does the trick.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Chris Evangelista
    I don't fault Meg 2: The Trench for being silly. I do fault it for being boring. 
    • 62 Metascore
    • 65 Chris Evangelista
    This is a tight, snappy, simple little thriller that never overstays its welcome and doesn't skimp on the horror, with two strong performances guiding us through all the bloodshed.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Evangelista
    You can drop Nic Cage in your dull movie all you want, but when you do, you're only getting a memorable Cage performance in an otherwise unmemorable story. I love to watch Cage work. I just wish I didn't have to watch him work under these conditions.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 95 Chris Evangelista
    In what might be his magnum opus, Nolan has meticulously crafted a biopic that feels like a thriller.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Chris Evangelista
    Insidious: The Red Door closes the book on the Lambert family and delivers more than a few thrills and chills. It doesn't reinvent the wheel, and it doesn't really add a whole lot to the series as a whole.

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