Carla Meyer
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43% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.4 points lower than other critics.
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Carla Meyer's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 60 | |
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| Highest review score: | Shaun of the Dead | |
| Lowest review score: | Love Object | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 94 out of 196
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Mixed: 73 out of 196
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Negative: 29 out of 196
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- Carla Meyer
Byrne makes Amanda compelling from the first moments of “Tow,” a moving if also obviously low-budget and occasionally corny underdog story.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 19, 2026
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- Carla Meyer
It’s such a pure delight to see Erivo and Grande just standing around when they finally duet on “For Good” that we will take that scene over a hundred where their characters dance, preen or ride a broom on their own.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 18, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Badly cast and unevenly acted, “Regretting You” features the least healthy mother-daughter relationship since 1975’s “Grey Gardens.”- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 22, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Although it holds some of the same contrivances as the original, Hulu’s new remake also maintains tension and features a masterful performance, this time by Mary Elizabeth Winstead as the mother.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 22, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Is it possible to enjoy a movie musical while actively disliking its songs? It is with “Kiss of the Spider Woman,” which proves the durability of a good story — and story within a story — no matter how many generic John Kander and Fred Ebb songs, weakly performed by Jennifer Lopez, come with it.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 7, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Entertainment value and reasonable length still make the film a decent, low-effort option for home viewers — especially those already subscribed to Hulu.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 21, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
It’s still a relief that the love story here is between a kind woman and a creature far nobler than his onetime owner.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Wolf Man does not fully compel until it becomes ridiculous, employing a wolf-cam perspective that shows what a werewolf sees when he encounters people: glowing-eyed figures who look like AI-hallucinuted Teletubbies.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 15, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Hard Truths lacks subplots, or, come to think of it, a plot. Good thing, then, that it features one of the best lead performances of the movie awards season. Pansy might remain a bit of a mystery, but Jean-Baptiste is clearly a revelation.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 6, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Fueled by exquisite performances from Tony winner Erivo (“The Color Purple”), as Elphaba, or the Wicked Witch of the West, and Grammy winner Grande as Glinda the Good Witch, “Wicked” is the best movie musical in years, representing a rare instance when performances, visuals and songs are of equally high quality.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 19, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Stewart’s impact is evident within the first hour of “Martha.” That’s a good thing, because the younger audience this film might be targeting lacks the patience for another hour of Cutler’s photo parade, no matter how extraordinary his subject.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 29, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Woman of the Hour, Anna Kendrick’s tense, insightful directing debut, re-centers the narrative on Alcala’s victims and the rampant misogyny that suffused the 1970s.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 16, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Smile 2, filmmaker Parker Finn’s audacious follow-up to his 2022 breakout hit, “Smile,” delivers all the jump scares, gore and supernaturally plastered-on grins a horror fan can take while also commenting, thoughtfully yet also disgustingly, on the perils of fame.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 16, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Laura Dern is not a wizard. She cannot make the dumb and formulaic elements of her romance/travelogue movie “Lonely Planet” disappear. But Dern brings such authenticity to Katherine, her confident, matter-of-fact successful author character, that her performance often outweighs this Netflix movie’s flaws.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 11, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
House of Spoils suffers most from genre hybridization. The more explicit horror moments feel grafted on to what is essentially a character study with mystery elements. But as “Speak No Evil” recently demonstrated, Blumhouse no longer signifies low-budget, terrifying horror. The brand has become shorthand for movies lacking clear identities.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 2, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
The body-swap movie “It’s What’s Inside” dazzles up to the moment its plot gets going.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 2, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
See No Evil directed by James Watkins (“The Woman in Black”), is not that interesting. Nor is it much of a horror movie or psychological thriller, despite carrying the Blumhouse imprimatur. For more than half of its nearly two-hour length, it plays more like the James McAvoy variety hour — which can be highly enjoyable if you do not mind one actor being the entire show.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 10, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Daniels has the talent to make a genuinely complex horror film. What was “Precious,” if not a horror movie made all the more chilling by its lack of supernatural elements? But for “The Deliverance,” Daniels simply dusts off the same crab-walking, veins-a-popping demon moves we have seen a million times.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 28, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
As it speeds toward conclusion, “Supremes” also stops subverting its more maudlin aspects, allowing a descent into soap operatic moments.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 21, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Jackpot! involves a fight to the finish between the abundant charisma and likability of leads Awkwafina and John Cena and the impossible material they were given. The actors lose, because nobody could survive so many jokes based on groin kicks and bathroom humor or a movie premise as lacking in context as it is sky-high in concept.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 14, 2024
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- Posted Jun 17, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
The buddy comedy “Babes” offers keen insights into pregnancy, parenting and longtime friendships, although many get lost in the movie’s bodily function-joke jamboree.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 15, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
The whole cast is likable and the scenery lovely, making this only the second-worst Shields beach movie, after “The Blue Lagoon.”- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 9, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
The new film by documentary editor (“RBG”) turned director Carla Gutierrez distinguishes itself by using the artist’s own words — largely taken from Kahlo’s illustrated diary — to tell her story.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 15, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Despite some missteps, this version of “Mean Girls,” especially in its reframing of Janis, promotes feminism and inclusion almost as fervently as “Barbie” — although its characters still only wear pink on Wednesdays.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 10, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
The Color Purple now has been a movie, a Broadway show, a revived Broadway show and movie musical when it always should have been a TV miniseries.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 19, 2023
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- Carla Meyer
The time spent establishing Jane’s and Corinne’s bond pays off by always keeping their scenes on the heartfelt side of maudlin.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 7, 2023
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- Carla Meyer
Before it becomes entirely too Australian, the well-crafted haunted-hand horror movie Talk to Me perfectly captures the one-upmanship of social-media-fueled youth culture.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 27, 2023
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- Carla Meyer
The Little Mermaid origin story lacks room for this more feminist take. It simply is not deep enough.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 22, 2023
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- Carla Meyer
Beautifully acted and suffused with warmth and humor, Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret is a film worthy of the long wait in bringing Judy Blume’s classic 1970 children’s book to the screen.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 25, 2023
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- Carla Meyer
Blume’s insistence on first-person realness, on the page and in life, centers this thoroughly delightful documentary from directors Davina Pardo and Leah Wolchok, who met at Stanford University. But don’t expect the same degree of exploration Blume brought to her own protagonists.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 20, 2023
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- Carla Meyer
At its titanium core, M3GAN is a mostly on-the-mark commentary on our tech dependence.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 5, 2023
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- Carla Meyer
Something From Tiffany’s rides the line between Hallmark cheese and the Hollywood gloss of big-screen rom-coms once headlined by its producer, Reese Witherspoon. It emerges as a top entry in the former category and a middling example of the latter, with lots of nice moments along the way.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 8, 2022
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- Carla Meyer
A clever mishmash of Hitchcockian and 1980s and ’90s high school movie sensibilities, the Netflix dark comedy Do Revenge falters when it tries to grow a heart.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 15, 2022
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- Carla Meyer
The movie eventually settles into a more relaxed, warmer tone, as veteran TV writer Chad Hodge’s self-aware script acknowledges all the tropes — gay and holiday — while continuing to employ them effectively.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 3, 2021
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- Carla Meyer
McCarthy is one of our finest physical comedians. Every moment of physical comedy she performs here is cringey.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 14, 2021
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- Carla Meyer
As good as both actors are, watching characters sitting around talking gets old. But the film perks up considerably midway through, becoming a taut beat-the-clock thriller as it covers the days just before Bundy’s 1989 execution, the tension lying in whether Ted will fulfill his 11th-hour promise to confess.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 23, 2021
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- Carla Meyer
Margaret Cho goes over the top in the new Netflix comedy Good on Paper, mugging and delivering lines too emphatically. But as the movie progresses, you see the San Francisco native’s approach not as overacting, but heroism. She appears to be trying to single-handedly breathe life into this nearly laugh-free movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 22, 2021
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- Carla Meyer
Penguin is the film’s most fleshed-out character. We know the bird’s origin story, but nobody else’s.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 27, 2021
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- Carla Meyer
Bachelder’s fly-on-the-wall approach reveals great details, and she picked compelling subjects.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 13, 2020
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- Carla Meyer
Despite most everything else in the movie being predictable, Bray’s mystery is hard to guess.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 31, 2020
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- Carla Meyer
Melissa is the only fully developed character in an overlong, badly paced film filled with cliched dialogue and accented by pleasant yet forgettable music.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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- Carla Meyer
But most every moment Ford is in on screen is a welcome one. Buck seems more real when in Ford’s presence.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 19, 2020
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- Carla Meyer
Ms. Purple is the kind of low-budget film, with inexpensive-looking slo-mo effects and an overwhelming score (the filmmakers anticipate any and all requests that the violins be cued) one usually sees only in local film festivals.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 19, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Although this story line’s turns are easy to anticipate, the seriousness with which Fellowes approaches it is refreshing in an otherwise lightweight film.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 17, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Were “Vita” better developed and edited, one might find joy in its rejection of the patriarchy. But the female-friendly dialogue relies too heavily on exposition. Nobody asks if anyone wants a cup of tea.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 4, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Early scenes are unnecessarily horrific, and the final scenes falter from a disconcerting shift in tone. But this still leaves a significant stretch of beautiful acting, thoroughly engaging action and vital history lessons about the brutality on which some supposedly civil societies were built.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 7, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Buckley’s naturalism, combined with her abundant charisma and wonderfully warm-toned, slightly gritty singing voice, make her irresistible here.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 26, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
The relentlessly downbeat drama American Woman is a star vehicle that lets Sienna Miller (“American Sniper,” HBO’s “The Girl”) really show what she can do. But she does too much.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 11, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
There is simply too much going on, in these separate storylines, for too long. There is a literal “meanwhile, back at the farm” quality to the movie, because it becomes so involved with subplots that you only remember Max and Rooster at the farm when the action shifts back to it.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 5, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Judging by her funny, warm, drawn-from-life feature directing debut Wine Country, Amy Poehler is a gracious friend. She and screenwriters Emily Spivey and Liz Cackowski ensure that the many former “Saturday Night Live” performers and writers assembled for this Napa Valley-set Netflix comedy get moments to shine.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 7, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Diego also lacks any nuance as a character. He is grim and humorless, like most everything else about this film.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 1, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Hail Satan? is too lacking in conflict (apart from the eternal one) to be a true study of a movement. But it’s a highly entertaining survey.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 24, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
Musician Charlie Sexton brings charisma and a haunted quality to Townes Van Zandt, the legendary Texas musician who was a Foley pal, drinking buddy and fellow teller of tall tales.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 27, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
After dipping its toe into thriller cliche, Simple Favor dives in, with crosses, double crosses and “twists” one can anticipate a mile away. Yet, there’s always just enough of a wink apparent that the film remains highly involving throughout.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 12, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
The Little Stranger will satisfy a very specific audience: “Downton Abbey” watchers who thought that show would be perfect if only the manor were down at the heels and haunted.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 31, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
Teen Titans never reaches that sweet spot where adult and kid humor align in a single gag.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 27, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
First Purge further lessens the drama by offering a hero and villains too mercenary to care about.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 4, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
Unlike the sometimes cornpone depictions of backwoods life in “Winter’s Bone,” the folksier moments here seem organic.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 28, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
In 2009, Kholoud Al-Faqih became the first female judge in the Palestinian Shariah (or religious) court system. As Erika Cohn’s fascinating documentary The Judge shows, al-Faqih has fought for justice for Palestinian women ever since.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 2, 2018
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- Posted Apr 12, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
Buscemi is characteristically likable here, when Del, mercenary in his treatment of human and beast, should not be so likable. Such is the curse of Buscemi, the delightful killer from “Fargo.”- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 12, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
There’s authenticity in the coach’s belted khaki shorts and in the anguish Hunt brings to a moment where the coach no longer can bear being at her star player’s wake. This moment is the film’s most moving until images of the real coach, and real Caroline Found, accompany the credits.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
Foxtrot troubles and fascinates as it shifts from a portrait of grief to one of pathology, and captivates after it shifts again, into a visually driven, borderline absurd look at military life.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 14, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
That story proves paper thin, and requires believing Amanda is devoid of empathy yet devoted to Lily — concepts too at odds to be plausible together.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 7, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
With The 15:17 to Paris, director Clint Eastwood overwhelms the extraordinary with the mundane, turning the true story of three Americans who helped subdue a gunman aboard a European train into a tedious film.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 8, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
The only clear message to emerge here is that Kruger is a world-class talent.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
Hawkins, Bonneville and voice actor Ben Whishaw — who makes Paddington sound like the Geico gecko minus the attitude — give the film a strong base of kindness.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
Wilson and Helms favor Bradshaw in likability. But they are not two hours’ worth of likable, in a film this flawed.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 21, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
The film’s best moments show the characters bonding as teens, “Breakfast Club”-style, within their new bodies.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 19, 2017
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- Posted Dec 14, 2017
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- Posted Nov 15, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
The story’s eventual move into brutality is all the more devastating because of well-observed intimacy that preceded it.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 15, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
Jane is lopsided, thoroughly exploring her early career but encapsulating later decades too neatly.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 25, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
This brand of eccentricity does not suit Cusack. He lacks Cage’s manic gleam and irrepressible sense of play. Cusack comes off as glum and a bit lost, negating Miller’s effectiveness as bogeyman.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 12, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
You also cannot help but think about what Baumbach has that Allen lacks: Empathy for his characters. Not insight into them, but empathy for them.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 11, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
Leoni is a very attractive woman, and she should be credited for giving a brave performance, but her character starts to produce involuntary shudders when she appears onscreen.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, however, Vin Diesel shows no discernible comedic skills.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Enlivens the classic premise of innocent-in-the-city by moving its archetypal characters in unexpected directions.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Muniz, however, is hampered by Stripes' constant moping, which brings out the "Malcolm in the Middle'' star's whinier tendencies.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Tilda Swinton's rich, compelling performance is reason enough to see this uneven picture, which devolves from a riveting romantic triangle to a morality tale without a moral center.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
The freshest thing about Breakin' All the Rules is its dropped "g.''- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
It's really just old- fashioned melodrama, dressed up with lustrous cinematography and a few nods to history.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
The nagging desire to help these people underscores the involvement of the audience in this superbly told story. You can almost taste the saltwater, and the fear.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
The film rarely matches Crudup's performance, appearing confused itself about whether it's farce or drama.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The film doesn't always work, but it captures the buzz of moviemaking, and that's infectious.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A masterful portrait of the seasons of a life.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Absurdity and poignancy merge in the carefully observed Czech film Up and Down.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Teen sex comedies always have more homoerotic moments than you can shake a ... whatever ... at, but Eurotrip seems overly concerned with penises and predatory men. This brand of humor, a time-honored crutch for comedy writers, is both lazy and unseemly.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Dax Shepard from MTV's "Punk'd," in his first major big-screen role, steals Without a Paddle. Not that it's too hard to do.- San Francisco Chronicle
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