Boyd van Hoeij

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For 336 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Boyd van Hoeij's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Call Me by Your Name
Lowest review score: 0 Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 9 out of 336
336 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Cartoon violence and action, gore and humor, all rolled into one schlocky but enjoyable package.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    After taking a couple of left turns following its thriller-like opening, Salvo unfortunately returns to a more conventional register in the closing reels, though the atmospheric picture does continuously fascinate on a visceral level.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    While the film as a three-hour whole feels unbalanced, a few heart-to-heart conversations between Daniele and Ze cut directly to the core of the material, exploring the uses of fiction and lies in situations like these.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Clearly Diaz wanted to make a sotto-voce exploration of a difficult and heavy topic — instead of a histrionic melodrama — but in trying to rein in the emotions, he seems to have practically scrubbed them out completely. The screenplay, also by Diaz, is so predictable that most of the characters simply seem to be going through the motions, with audiences remaining at an arm’s length even during the supposedly cathartic final moments.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    The narrative’s second layer, which is buried underneath the first, suggests why the characters do what they do, even if they don’t necessarily address it explicitly.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    This story of sibling camaraderie and familial strife at a Burgundy winery unfolds against the backdrop of reliably picturesque views, with its bouquet of largely familiar elements presented with a modern finish.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film’s combination of psychological drama -- cue the childhood trauma -- with blood-splattered limb-cutting, talking heads in the fridge and talking pets on the couch is a risky one that finally works because Perry and Satrapi find the right tonal mixture for the material.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Tellingly, all of the film’s emotional highlights come from scenes involving the animal rather than the human protagonists and there are only very few scenes in which the two interact in a manner that feels entirely synergetic.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Audience’s tolerance for this kind of heavy-handed, occasionally very mannerist symbolism may vary, though Messina does ensure that the religious parallels never completely eclipse the contemporary characters.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Les Coquillettes never comes off as an elaborate in-joke; instead it feels like a sincere attempt to convey what the very particular rush of a film festival, rarely seen onscreen, can feel like from inside the bubble.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Intended as a 90-minute nail-biter, the movie starts off strong but loses steam about halfway through and never quite recovers.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The frequent voice-overs, in which the boys read what they wrote (heard over shots of them writing), add distance rather than insight because it is not the action of writing that's revealing but the events and thought processes that led them to write what they did.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    More a film about ideas and theories rather than a story that’s more directly involving emotionally.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    The screenplay and the actors ooze charm as well as intelligence early on but the second half is more like a sleek thriller, something that's efficient but less jocular and surprising.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Crucially, though all the characters get a little eccentric at times and some of their antics seem to have been imported from boulevard comedies rather than inspired by real life, in the overall scheme of things, the ensemble remains grounded in a recognizable reality.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    A high-carat cast...tears into the juicy material with relish for the most part, but by trying to keep the prolonged sit-down affair from becoming excessively stagey, Moverman adds too many distracting flashbacks to maintain the original’s hard-hitting and well-aimed gut punch.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though the film’s European scenes carry too little dramatic weight and might be confusing for those unfamiliar with the novel, the Morocco-set opening 40 minutes are beautifully and quietly observed.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Thankfully, the screenplay doesn’t portray the story in simple terms of good or evil, but that doesn’t mean that there’s quite enough nuance or insight to constantly elevate the material above the level of a well-made-but-TV-ready biopic.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Two minor problems in the closing reels hold the film back from instant-classic status.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Taken together, the shorts offer some scraps on Berger the man and the artist and thinker without really supplying a full overview, while also exploring some of his main preoccupations in ways that would benefit from at least some prior knowledge of his work.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    A film with some real stunning visual highlights but a narrative throughline that feels patchy and unbalanced.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    There are too many twists, insignificant literary references and drawn-out scenes of sex and violence to sustain either the pic’s running time or its ideas, with Sono’s message obscured in the final reels by an ambiguous treatment of his leading ladies.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Absent any real sense of who these three women are as individuals, most of their behavior is reduced to what feels like tics that are meant to illuminate character in a rather crude way.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Pinho’s interest in neo-colonial issues is tackled with a lucid gaze and appropriate room for local perspectives.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The story [lacks] a clear narrative or emotional throughline to connect all of the film’s setpieces.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s no doubt Mirica can film the hell out of a location or a character’s face, but as for telling a fully gripping and involving story? The jury’s still out on that one.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    If the pic is ultimately an entertaining ride, it is because Sudeikis takes the audience by the hand through this very unlikely story that was inspired by true events.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Sharp performances and direction help make up for a spotty screenplay.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Based on a true story that's perhaps less famous than some others but just as intriguing, this serious-minded — no Helen Keller jokes, please — period film is nonetheless quite entertaining and, finally, moving.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film frequently privileges art direction over emotion, and a constant sense of wonder based on visuals alone proves impossible to sustain over the lengthy 130-minute runtime.

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