Boyd van Hoeij

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For 336 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Boyd van Hoeij's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Call Me by Your Name
Lowest review score: 0 Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 9 out of 336
336 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    With a slick, outsider’s perspective on the City of Angels and some interesting possibilities that are set up early on, this Message gets off to a great start. But the screenplay becomes a muddle and then a mess in its second half.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is the kind of indie doodle of a movie in which several potentially interesting ideas co-exist but never quite come together and where supporters will call the narrative "freewheeling" while naysayers will insist on "rambling."
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The main problem is that the directors often struggle to assign meaning to their images that helps advance either the narrative or illuminate the emotional state of their main character.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s a sense that the goings-on are more quirky than comical.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Ava
    Chastain is utterly convincing in another tough-as-nails role. If audiences stick with the movie, it's largely thanks to her movie-star charisma, which almost compensates for the increasingly ridiculous plot. Malkovich and Farrell seem to understand they are A-list talent in B-movie roles, and relish the opportunity.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Despite a slightly grating tendency to resist any kind of subtlety, the honest and convincingly played central romance does finally linger.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s certainly an overall sense of a formerly rich family’s fortunes dwindling, both economically and emotionally, but the three sections don’t add up to something more than the sum of their parts.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Part of the problem of Jacqueline (Argentine) is that it wants to be a film of many layers but Britto doesn’t have the know-how to keep each layer legible separately, with the final result feeling messy and impenetrable rather than admirably complex and, well, layered
    • 37 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Dante again smoothly combines moments of romantic and screwball comedy, schlocky genre elements and an overarching retro feel for this cute and pretty efficient zom com.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Cotillard, looking like one of the most glamorous white-trash fantasy figures in the history of the movies, has a hypnotic quality that will make you follow her character whatever she says or does.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The main problem of Mr. Morgan’s Last Love is a structural one, as it is really two films in one.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Ambitiously mounted but wildly uneven.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    Tonally surprisingly coherent, Franco’s apostles seem to have directed, as Pauline Kael would’ve said, on their knees.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film contains numerous stylistic flourishes... But none of these elements advance the story, prompt a deeper emotional response or suggest something new about the characters, reducing them to meaningless window-dressing for what little story their is.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Boyd van Hoeij
    With jokes that fall flat so often, the film’s cardiograph flatlines before the first five minutes are over.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    The comedy here feels secondhand and becomes grating when no cliche is left unused, whether about nationality, race, gays or the female gender.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    While the precociously talented Sidney, played by Logan Lerman, is not an uninteresting character, the artificially constructed nature of the narrative gives the supposedly shocking revelations way too much importance, essentially subjugating any sense of character development and flaws to its mystery-type structure.
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 Boyd van Hoeij
    It is not just a tough sit; it is nearly impossible to get through.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Beautifully played and impeccably lit and composed, this high-quality family drama takes its time to introduce its flawed but human protagonists and then steadily builds toward a payoff that’s at once cathartic and artfully restrained.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    A snazzy, fast-paced pic that’s nonetheless somewhat enslaved by the get-rich-quick and crime-doesn’t-pay cliches that finally trip up the lowlife protags.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Boyd van Hoeij
    There is a clear sense here that Coixet is completely out of her depth in this genre exercise, which is all excessive surfaces and no tension, however hard the music and sound effects try to tell audiences otherwise.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The screenplay, written by French arthouse writer-director Antoine Barraud (Les gouffres) with an assist from U.S. scribe Edwards, too often seems to be under the mistaken impression that making a movie for kids means everything needs to be overly spelled out, especially by using as many short-hand clichés as possible.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The conceit is pure genre fluff, but the underlying economics make less sense upon closer inspection... That said, Maiga projects so much intelligence and integrity it's hard not to warm to her character and she has believable chemistry of the mismatched kind with Boublil, who's up to his usual but quite charming shtick.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Caissy and his editor, Mathieu Bouchard-Malo, manage to construct something that acquires a cumulative force that speaks compellingly and much more generally about the intersection of youth, education and personal morality than the specific cases of these often nameless, zit-sprinkled pieces of work.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    A pretty straightforward coming-of-age story that’s well-observed and manages to be intimate and explicit without becoming exploitative.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    There are some fascinating cracks in his constantly upbeat personality that Rice manages to smuggle in. A little more of this material, or at least a little more carefully edited and juxtaposed with the rest, might have made the film less of a valentine for Oakley fans and more of a fascinating behind-the-scenes look at a relatively new phenomenon in general and this "personality" in particular.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Without a strong point of view, it becomes hard to care about either the people or the issues with which they are grappling.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The actors impressively give it their all.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    German Concentration Camps Factual Survey is a time capsule as much as a direct historical document, showing not only what the Allied Forces found when they first arrived at the Nazi concentration camps but also how the British government of the time thought it was appropriate to communicate about the Nazi atrocities.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Strictly in terms of basic plot, Eastern Business isn’t exactly innovative. But what makes the film stand out is how perceptive it is about Moldova’s place in (Eastern) Europe and how it uses its characters’ behavior to illustrate points about human behavior that’s recognizable the world over.

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