For 1,187 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 59% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 39% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Bilge Ebiri's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 The LEGO Movie
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
1187 movie reviews
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Bilge Ebiri
    Ava
    What’s onscreen — choppy, lifeless, predictable action scenes jutting up against unbaked, middle-school-theater-production-level family drama — is quite damning in its own right.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    Bonham-Carter is somehow both perfect for the part of Mother Holmes and, unfortunately, wasted. Perhaps we’re merely being set up for future adventures, in which these characters will presumably play greater parts.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Bilge Ebiri
    The Devil All the Time is an antiseptic slog, too streamlined to make us care and too literal-minded to pull us in. We never really get to know any of these characters aside from their villainy and/or victimhood. They’re paper fish in a cardboard barrel.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    Cuties is not a blunt screed or a finger-wagging cautionary tale in either direction — which is one reason why anyone watching the film looking for clear messages about right and wrong is bound to be disappointed, maybe even outraged.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Bilge Ebiri
    The zombie sequences are strictly pro-forma; the undead are treated mostly as a nuisance rather than a genuine threat this time around, which is probably intentional. The car chases are debilitatingly fake-looking and try to make up for their flatness with speed, to little effect.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    Bizarre, bewitching film.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    The new Russian horror film Sputnik whipsaws between suggested horror and schlock so furiously that it turns inconsistency into a virtue. It’s a creepy chamber drama that morphs regularly into an effects-laden ick-fest. But transformation is in the film’s DNA.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s intensely disturbing and hilarious in equal measure, as if somebody decided to let David Lynch remake Contagion.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 30 Bilge Ebiri
    Everything dissipates in such a spectacularly unsatisfying fashion that you might wonder if you dreamed the whole thing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s a sweet, swift 91 minutes long, and only about 80 if you skip the credits — but it’s a surprisingly immersive affair, and the authenticity writer-star Hanks and director Aaron Schneider bring to it is a huge part of its appeal.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    I watch The Old Guard and try to imagine a new world, one where other comic-book movies are this well made and breathtaking.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    The Truth possesses the observational power and intimacy we would expect from a Kore-eda work, and we recognize the quiet cadences of the director’s storytelling, but the film also has an uncharacteristic air of desperation and insistency. Everything — every scene, every line of dialogue — feels like it’s working toward a point.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    Eurovision gives us an inspired and hilarious match between subject and stars, all driven by melodrama: The glorious, over-the-top theatricality of the song contest makes an ideal stage for Ferrell’s brand of high-highs and low-lows.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Bilge Ebiri
    It might have worked as a drama, but as horror, it’s a disaster.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    It is one of the greatest films Spike Lee has ever made.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 10 Bilge Ebiri
    Even if it had been released at a less tense and tender time, this thing would go down like an oversized flaming lead balloon.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    Actress and director build a symphony out of Grandma Wong’s grimaces and her glares. There are emotions in there, but she’s not about to let us get to them, and to her, that easily. And so, we are transfixed.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    The Trip films have a remarkable (and welcome) tonal consistency, and there’s plenty here of those lively, escapist elements that have made these movies so charming and irresistible (and such a comfort at this particularly bizarre moment in time).
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Bilge Ebiri
    It builds a deeply moving emotional journey out of the simplest, most mundane elements. By the end, almost nothing has happened, and yet you’re a wreck.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Bilge Ebiri
    In most good rom-coms you fall in love with the characters; in The Half of It you fall in love with their sheer longing.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    Sea Fever teases out elemental anxieties that have been given fresh life by unfortunate reality, but the movie is worth seeing because, when all’s said and done, it gives us characters and circumstances we can care about.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Bilge Ebiri
    Trolls World Tour is ruthlessly simple, rushed, and obvious.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Bilge Ebiri
    Well-researched and highly detailed in how it lays bare the empty promises of the gig economy and the ruthless techno-feudalism of e-commerce, Sorry We Missed You is a movie that will infuriate you. But what makes it one of Loach’s best isn’t just its rage (which is plentiful) but its compassion (which is overwhelming).
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    Farmageddon made me laugh quite a few times, and kids will probably love it. But it can’t quite measure up to the glories of the first Shaun the Sheep film.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Bilge Ebiri
    This film feels like a pile of prefab story ideas occasionally enlivened by brief flashes of earnestness and invention.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    Carrey is the film’s most prized weapon, letting us wallow in the ridiculousness of this whole enterprise without ever holding himself above it. Quite the contrary, he overcommits in the best possible way.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    Portrait of a Lady on Fire builds and builds and builds, as we keep waiting for an explosion, a big emotional climax. And, not unlike with another great recent import, Pedro Almodóvar’s "Pain and Glory," it arrives with the very last shot — which I won’t reveal other than to say it’s one of the finest pieces of acting and one of the most moving images I’ve seen in eons.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Bilge Ebiri
    July takes these weird, desperate characters and gives their lives a couple of cosmic twists that serve both to clarify her vision and to expand it. This might be her best film yet.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    It can’t quite match the power of Östlund’s film, or its bemused, clinical (dare I say Scandinavian?) sensibility, but it has an awkward, American charm all its own.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Bilge Ebiri
    Dolittle is a calamity for the ages.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Bilge Ebiri
    This is, indeed, a somewhat kinder, gentler Bad Boys: less proudly offensive, less extravagant, but still basically the same collection of stylish clichés made palatable by a duo of likable stars with good chemistry.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s a gloriously hand-animated existential fable that manages to be both genuinely sweet and thoroughly twisted.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    The primary pleasure of Underwater is the spectacle of everything going wrong, all at once.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    Jordan has a great face for doubt and inner conflict. There’s a quizzical, nervous quality to him — which is also why when he does action movies, he’s so wonderfully unpredictable — and you can sense his devotion to justice clashing with his genuine fear.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    We shouldn’t be so smug as to assume that we would always know the right thing to do, or even be brave enough to do it, Malick seems to say. A true act of resistance should crack our universe open.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Bilge Ebiri
    Jumanji: The Next Level, represents the version we might have dreaded, the tired and only modestly funny one that just coasts on its proved, no-longer-novel premise.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s awkward and weird, and yet all that awkwardness and weirdness give it personality and charm and a freewheeling, nonsensical quality that feels refreshing.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Bilge Ebiri
    That’s part of the beauty of this film: It games out very real, very human impulses to their surreal breaking points, only to uncover even greater truths.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Bilge Ebiri
    Rarely have I seen a horror-comedy as joyless as Little Monsters. Which feels like a weird (and sad) thing to say, because rarely have I seen a horror-comedy that is also so insistent in its humor, so determined to try and entertain me, as Little Monsters. It’s fast, loud, and impossibly shrill — except when it quiets down, which is when it briefly, belatedly comes to life.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    Pain and Glory is at once the gentlest and most emotionally naked movie Pedro Almodóvar has ever made.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s a half-assed premise, given a half-assed treatment that makes Wayne’s World look like The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. The performances are loose and self-aware, the filmmaking strictly at the level of sketch comedy, the jokes amiably predictable, and the story a mess.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    Loro itself becomes somewhat Berlusconian, though associating that pseudo-fascist slimeball with anything this visually resplendent should be some sort of crime.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Bilge Ebiri
    The film feints at comedy with background gags and an occasional broad performance or two, but it’s primarily a dramatic story — and not a focused one at that.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    Some might want to leave the theater and file a lawsuit. I stayed and laughed. It’s funny because it’s abominable.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s hard to care for characters when what they do and say rings so false. The result plays like the kind of sleazy exploitation movie that the first one so studiously avoided becoming.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    The kids’ ambling chatter, the dogs’ routine of rest and play, lull us into a contemplative state, which allows us to better appreciate the mystery of existence.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    The hoops our heroes jump through become increasingly surreal and hilarious.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    Like a child unwittingly navigating a jungle full of booby traps and deadly creatures, the film walks a treacherously fine line without ever seeming to break a sweat.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    There is absolutely nothing original in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, which just goes to show that you don’t need originality to be effective.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s not original, but it is enlivened by some artful touches and two excellent performances.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Bilge Ebiri
    At its best, Hobbs & Shaw offers a refreshing antidote to the bloat. I’d rather watch another one of these than sit through one more Vin Diesel speech about family.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    The director finds beauty everywhere — in a cloud of dust, a traffic jam, the raucous din of children at play. And wherever such beauty exists, we imagine, hope can never be entirely absent.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Bilge Ebiri
    I laughed way too hard at too many points in Stuber to entirely dismiss it, even if, as a movie, it doesn’t really hold together.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    While The Cat Rescuers movingly portrays the unique individuals committed to helping these cats, it doesn’t quite tackle the full complexity of this subject. Still, no animal lover should be surprised to find themselves holding back tears while watching this documentary.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    General Magic is engaging, but there’s a tougher, tighter film in here struggling to get out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Bilge Ebiri
    It doesn’t help that the characters in some cases have been rendered with such realism that they have lost all human expression on their faces. Maybe that’s the idea — to not anthropomorphize them too much and to stay grounded in zoological authenticity. But they’re still talking, and singing, only now their faces are inexpressive; it’s a weird disconnect.
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 Bilge Ebiri
    Beyond being tiresome, Intermezzo is just plain ugly, with seemingly little care given to the image — odd, perhaps, given that the film is so clearly and confrontationally about its own director’s gaze.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    Anna isn’t as stylish or gripping as “Nikita,” but it does have its own demented charm, particularly in how it toys with structure, nesting competing narrative timelines within each other.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    The fine cast keeps us engaged, even if the film sometimes loses the narrative thread.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Bilge Ebiri
    The film never quite lets us know what to feel. It’s an unnerving little movie, one that at any given moment might deliver a burst of feeling, or a big laugh, or a jump scare. It whipsaws you this way and that, and this sense of disorientation is new for a company whose work usually feels so carefully calibrated, so perfectly put-together.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Bilge Ebiri
    With facile plotting — you could fashion a pretty deadly drinking game out of all the scenes in which someone gets knocked out, or is conveniently left for dead — and humdrum action, the lack of depth or dimension becomes fatal.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    Overall, the lively, unfussy Hampstead goes down easy.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s not that this new movie has forgotten the fleet-footed charm of the original MIB films; it’s just that it doesn’t quite know how to conjure it again, so it confuses levity with listlessness.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    Too scattered narratively to cohere, and yet somehow still funny enough to justify its existence, The Secret Life of Pets 2 makes for an entertaining trifle.
    • 97 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s extremely moving and thrilling and it will both make and ruin your day.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Bilge Ebiri
    That drifting, elegiac quality (which at times may recall his once-neglected, now-classic Jackie Brown) is the film’s great strength. There are several major set-pieces — some hilarious, some creepy, one absurdly violent — that will get people talking, but perhaps the most powerful is a lengthy, seemingly aimless one that comes smack dab in the middle.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    It’s the rare actor who can make playing a character this messy look so effortless.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Bilge Ebiri
    Pokémon obsessives will want to check it out, but the movie is mostly an uninspired slog, not committed enough to work as a demented genre picture, and not funny enough to work as a goofy, lighthearted comedy. You chuckle, you go “aww” a couple of times, and that’s it.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Bilge Ebiri
    El Chicano is often exciting, but don’t expect to leave the theater riding an action movie high.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Bilge Ebiri
    Meeting Gorbachev is a hagiography, but it’s unafraid to position itself as such; Herzog makes his case proudly and passionately.

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