Beatrice Loayza

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For 240 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 30% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Beatrice Loayza's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Dreams
Lowest review score: 20 Red Notice
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 16 out of 240
240 movie reviews
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    There’s an implication that repressed emotions are simmering beneath the mundane, but that doesn’t always come across.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    There are no particularly moving insights, and it falls short of a proper character study, but “Playlist” does intrigue with its droll individual parts — if not the sum of them.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Despite her minor rebellions, Mona remains a frustratingly opaque character; a stereotypically troubled woman whose eventual awakening merits a shrug at most.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Beatrice Loayza
    Nelson may be throwing too much at the wall, but he does manage to make you feel something beyond just gross-out thrills.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Less kooky and gratingly precious than “Jojo Rabbit” or “Life Is Beautiful,” the film nevertheless also taps history with a movie-magic wand.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Parthenope, like Sorrentino’s previous films, is an intentionally garish display of sex and luxury that is both irritating and oddly seductive.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    G20
    Intensions aside, G20 plays well as a silly action movie. I certainly cackled throughout, making it easy to shrug off the incoherence of the conspiracy plot and the obligatory supermom additions.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Intentionally juvenile humor can have a way of breaking down even the stoniest viewer with the right levels of sincerity and self-awareness, but the film (a remake of the Norwegian thriller “The Trip”) is too slick and giddy about its own crudity to nurture these elements.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    As it stands, the glue uniting these women of different ethnicities and backgrounds reads like a failed attempt to carve a more ambitious meaning out of individual stories already brimming with possibility.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    One can’t help but wonder if Eiffel is merely a lame fantasy or a particularly spineless form of mythmaking, whittling down as it does one nation’s politically loaded event to the equivalent of an Eiffel Tower key chain with an inscription reading “city of love.”
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Beatrice Loayza
    Stewing in the film’s carefully crafted atmosphere of hypocrisy is, however, essential; values and attitudes deconstruct when they’re oversoaked. But make no mistake, the ride will be demanding.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    [A] thoroughly generic and often monotonous romance.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    A critique about the hypocrisies of the righteous upper middle class unfolds halfheartedly, leaving us with performances that might’ve worked better in a sketch comedy scene.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Everton and Call are charming enough, and Everton is a particularly magnetic physical performer, but their high jinks . . . are hit-and-miss. But mostly miss.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    We’re wondering why these accomplished women could be so uniformly stunted by their delusions of paternal grandeur — which could maybe make for a funny setup. In this overly mannered, weirdly flat dramedy, it’s not.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Beatrice Loayza
    Guiraudie is after something much different here: creating a palpable sense of the connection between fear and desire, which, sure, aren’t the most rational of our human impulses — but neither are love, marriage or jihadist crusading.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s perfectly formulaic.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    With its saucer-eyed, bobblehead-like characters, it’s a version barely distinguishable from the majority of animated children’s movies these days — more like Spirit domesticated.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Crude and sensationalizing, Manodrome is like an amalgam of all the headlines you’ve read about the kinds of men who succumb to warped ideologies.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The human dimension is painfully cliché, and Oie’s clunky orchestration of intersecting individual stories flattens the film’s overall momentum. It does, however, manage to eke out moments of genuine suspense and harrowing claustrophobia with its straightforward premise and contained, small-scale action.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 58 Beatrice Loayza
    Wheatley plays it safe, and throws star power and sumptuous imagery our way as reason enough for his pale, uninventive iteration of the classic gothic horror. It goes down easy enough thanks to Lily James and the already-delicious plot, but Wheatley’s imitation fumbles when it matters most.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The performers hold their ground even if the script simply goes through the motions — the car-as-prison may at first come off like a new jam, and yet you’ve definitely seen it all before.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 42 Beatrice Loayza
    There’s no room for introspection or difficult questions here. Antebellum therefore reads like the corporate spawn of “Black horror,” pieced together from Twitter anti-racist soundbites and crafted for maximum clout.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    In The End of Sex, parenthood appears to turn adults into babbling adolescents who blush and freeze up in the face of sexual opportunity. This dynamic is supposed to be cringe-funny, but over the course of an hour and a half, this staid farce proves otherwise.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Rudd does his lovable simpleton shtick and manic Black carries on, as per usual, like a scruffy Don Quixote, but the film around them doesn’t quite keep pace with their go-for-broke absurdity.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    If only these intriguing elements were attached to a more exciting film: We may live among our ghosts, but it’s only fun if they’re actually scaring us.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 70 Beatrice Loayza
    True, its hero is a philandering middle-aged novelist; he has an affair with a divine younger woman; and there’s even an imaginary trial where said novelist stands before a jury of women accusing him of misogyny. But, if you can tolerate these passé indulgences, there’s also something slyly compelling about this ethereal, pillow-talk-heavy drama.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    While the final twist adds some depth to its madcap revenge plot, it’s Jovovich who keeps the film’s moodiness from unintentionally playing for laughs.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The film runs through plot points in appropriately spectacular, if mechanical, fashion. A shoddy script and an overwhelming reliance on clichés, however, make this would-be blockbuster feel incredibly cheap.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Though Jacquot throws into question our presumptions about figures like Casanova, as well as vilified women like La Charpillon, he leaves it at that, leaving us wondering what exactly it was all for.

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