Beatrice Loayza

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For 240 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 30% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Beatrice Loayza's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Dreams
Lowest review score: 20 Red Notice
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 16 out of 240
240 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The human dimension is painfully cliché, and Oie’s clunky orchestration of intersecting individual stories flattens the film’s overall momentum. It does, however, manage to eke out moments of genuine suspense and harrowing claustrophobia with its straightforward premise and contained, small-scale action.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    G20
    Intensions aside, G20 plays well as a silly action movie. I certainly cackled throughout, making it easy to shrug off the incoherence of the conspiracy plot and the obligatory supermom additions.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Written and directed by John Swab, Candy Land is standard grindhouse fare — more serious and less conceptually adventurous than its recent counterparts, Ti West’s “X” and “Pearl” — though not without its fair share of pleasurable nastiness.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 45 Beatrice Loayza
    It would be easier to be less cynical if No Time to Die convincingly delivered on its commitments to Bond’s humanity, rather than nudging it into a handful of scattered scenes, around a lumbering, half-baked drama spiked with explosions and car chases.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 42 Beatrice Loayza
    There’s no room for introspection or difficult questions here. Antebellum therefore reads like the corporate spawn of “Black horror,” pieced together from Twitter anti-racist soundbites and crafted for maximum clout.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 42 Beatrice Loayza
    The result is a clichéd maelstrom of psychological turmoil and empty outpourings of feeling. The film is uninterested in the inner world it claims to investigate; it also cheapens a woman’s trauma by rendering her pain into a confused dramatic spectacle.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    "Maika” stands out for its moments of weird eccentricity. Bad guys get slapped by gobs of kimchi and Hung and Maika float around in a bubble, zooming past airplanes. Sure, it’s all very loud and cartoonish, but at least we’re not stuck in the suburbs.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The film runs through plot points in appropriately spectacular, if mechanical, fashion. A shoddy script and an overwhelming reliance on clichés, however, make this would-be blockbuster feel incredibly cheap.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Despite her minor rebellions, Mona remains a frustratingly opaque character; a stereotypically troubled woman whose eventual awakening merits a shrug at most.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The movie, more often than not, has the look and feel of an edgy music video, which wouldn’t necessarily be a problem if it weren’t also oddly boring.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    With its jacked-up production budget, “Freddy’s 2,” at the very least, delivers more intricate set pieces that allow for a spatter of solid kill scenes — the rest is as tame and creaky as its signature animatronic teddies.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The director Samad Zarmadili cobbles together this underdog story like a slapdash sitcom episode.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Perhaps Colombian audiences don’t need the history lesson, but skimping on the context in this case also makes the film’s mawkish impulses more glaring and grating, especially as Trueba shifts his observant domestic drama into something of a political rallying cry — a tepid one, at that.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Him
    For too long, we’re like players stuck in a dark stadium tunnel, retreading the same concepts and fending off opaque threats, when all we wanted was some action.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Frankly, this hunt isn’t particularly thrilling, despite the premise’s potential to create intriguing parallels between Nghe’s erasure and the exploitation of the Vietnamese people by U.S. forces during the war.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    At points, the contrast between Irene’s joy and the encroaching horrors is jarring and eerie, but A Radiant Girl seldom hits these notes — the rest is deflating and awkward.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The film is, at the very least, never boring. It’s also, despite a potentially compelling conceit, pretty ridiculous.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Limited to a mere pointing out of which kinds of images are empowering to women and which aren’t, the documentary ultimately does a disservice to the art form, feminist or otherwise.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s a well-intentioned gesture of solidarity that tries so desperately to be relatable, it feels alienating.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    With its saucer-eyed, bobblehead-like characters, it’s a version barely distinguishable from the majority of animated children’s movies these days — more like Spirit domesticated.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    In The End of Sex, parenthood appears to turn adults into babbling adolescents who blush and freeze up in the face of sexual opportunity. This dynamic is supposed to be cringe-funny, but over the course of an hour and a half, this staid farce proves otherwise.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Intentionally juvenile humor can have a way of breaking down even the stoniest viewer with the right levels of sincerity and self-awareness, but the film (a remake of the Norwegian thriller “The Trip”) is too slick and giddy about its own crudity to nurture these elements.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Less kooky and gratingly precious than “Jojo Rabbit” or “Life Is Beautiful,” the film nevertheless also taps history with a movie-magic wand.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Adapted by Lafitte from a 2013 play by Sébastien Thiery, Dear Mother is the kind of screwball comedy whose absurd premise and speedy pacing very nearly allow you to overlook the fact that it’s not exceedingly bright or witty.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Crude and sensationalizing, Manodrome is like an amalgam of all the headlines you’ve read about the kinds of men who succumb to warped ideologies.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Despite its vaguely unsettling clinical ambience, very little about the film as it makes its way to an ultimately flat and predictable final twist, manages to feel tense or thrilling. Or even funny for that matter.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    [A] thoroughly generic and often monotonous romance.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Everton and Call are charming enough, and Everton is a particularly magnetic physical performer, but their high jinks . . . are hit-and-miss. But mostly miss.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The details may be novel — even eye-opening for some — but this story of white guilt and brutality feels mighty old.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s perfectly formulaic.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    None of these potentially intriguing avenues play out with much thought, diminishing the emotional effect of a tragedy that winds up seeming like an exercise in style.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    We’re wondering why these accomplished women could be so uniformly stunted by their delusions of paternal grandeur — which could maybe make for a funny setup. In this overly mannered, weirdly flat dramedy, it’s not.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Clearly a pet project for Gainsbourg (whose own electronic pop songs feature prominently in the soundtrack, clashing against her mother’s classic tunes), the documentary is defiantly insular and lacking in context.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 33 Beatrice Loayza
    As the film builds up to its climax, we realize Young’s understanding of mental illness lacks any real depth or complexity, betraying the artist’s limited worldview. The Blazing World is female trauma in the form of an amusement park funhouse.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    One can’t help but wonder if Eiffel is merely a lame fantasy or a particularly spineless form of mythmaking, whittling down as it does one nation’s politically loaded event to the equivalent of an Eiffel Tower key chain with an inscription reading “city of love.”
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    At best, this drama picks apart the Islamic State’s nefarious recruitment tactics, taking on the fresh perspective of a Muslim family in Europe. These dynamics are rich, and the consequences agonizing — so it’s too bad the filmmakers seem to think that the bigger the spectacle, the more powerfully communicated this whirlwind of politics and emotions. The opposite is the case.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    The centering of Abigail Disney’s voice — we also see her tweets calling out the outrageous salaries of Disney executives — makes the documentary a kind of personal reckoning and an attempt to get through to other wealthy individuals, though one wonders how a film that doubles as a “Capitalism for Dummies” video would make an impact. Instead, the documentary wants, above all, to make sure we know how one particular Disney feels.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    Though Winograd questions the film’s gender biases in the conclusion, he does so unconvincingly. At a quick 95 minutes, at least the whole thing zips by, however brainlessly.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    With little interest in elucidating the conflict at hand, much less in distinguishing between the various Somali parties in play, “Escape” is a wildly inadequate history lesson — it’s a silly blockbuster after all. More offensive is the film’s eagerness to whittle one nation’s traumatic episode into a setting for confectionary escapades.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    Perez is a flimsy leading man, and the film around him — a modest production that doesn’t exactly hide its budgetary shortcomings — is at best a borderline campy B-movie with bursts of bloody action. At worst, it’s a completely self-serious slog.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    The main issue is the film’s trite commentary on America’s political and racial divides (see also: last year’s “The Hunt”), which is neither funny, frightening, nor provocative. Just numbing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    With a cringey inspirational tone, the movie weaves in Ledbetter’s advocacy work and court case with moments from her personal life.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    Indeed, Murray’s story is a remarkable — and extensive — one that the filmmakers stuff into an hour and a half that feels like a dull and disorganized PowerPoint lecture.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s a shame that it’s all so wincingly contrived. The film tries so hard to be slick, but its efforts are both unoriginal and painfully amateurish.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    “Return” cranks the chaos factor up several gears. Maybe that’s a logical shift for a franchise about a creepy New England town that jostles its visitors around multiple planes of reality. Though, here, it’s not as fun as that sounds.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    Becoming King exhibits the kind of self-importance that ultimately diminishes the subject, be it Dr. King or Oyelowo.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Beatrice Loayza
    Final Cut puts its predecessor’s ingredients through an unflattering Instagram filter. The shoot’s intentional shoddiness — authentically kitschy in the original — rings false, with Hazanavicius spelling out the crew’s missteps in such a way that flattens the humor and kills the momentum.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Beatrice Loayza
    Uninterested in world building or creating any sense of stakes, Red Notice is merely an expensive brandishing of star power — only the stars haven’t got it in them.

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