Alison Willmore

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For 388 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Alison Willmore's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Petite Maman
Lowest review score: 0 Melania
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 44 out of 388
388 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    Lowery — who made A Ghost Story and The Green Knight, and whose last film was a live-action Peter Pan remake that Disney shunted directly to streaming — is too compelling a stylist and has too earnest a heart for what he’s made to be easily shrugged off.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Alison Willmore
    Christy, which was directed by Animal Kingdom’s David Michôd from a script he wrote with his partner, Mirrah Foulkes, isn’t rote Oscar bait, and Sweeney isn’t doing the sort of studied showboating that so often comes with the territory.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    It’s so devoid of bangers or any remotely memorable tunes that there’s nothing to distract you from the movie’s lack of clear stakes, or meaningful drama, or antagonists with any personality.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    It delivers the goods, thanks to Washington’s performance and Fuqua’s zest for going graphic.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    While Sohn has said Elemental was inspired by his parents, his upbringing in multicultural New York City, and his own mixed marriage, the lack of deeper consideration his film gives to its ideas leads to some ugly reductiveness.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    It begins as a comedy, takes a turn toward the earnest, and ends with a sort of genial blasphemy. There’s definitely nothing else like it out there, for better and worse, and even if it doesn’t work, there’s something admirable about how at ease the film is with its own erratic rhythms.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    This Is Spinal Tap is a comedy about how the desire to be seen as a rock god collides with the humiliations of actually being human, and the visual of a group of guys in their 70s and 80s unable to move on from the styles of their youthful heyday is as effective a continuing riff on this theme as any. It’s also the only one fully realized by the new film.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    Dicks: The Musical is never as outrageous as it clearly would like to be . . . But its determination to avoid any trace of self-importance or greater meaning is admirable in its own right — embracing the freedom to just be ridiculous.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    Despite the mercenary nature of its existence, Road House is better than it has any right to be — perfectly enjoyable schlock that’s helped along by how unserious it is.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Waititi hasn’t always been the most precise at mixing pathos and humor (Hunt for the Wilderpeople, yes, Jojo Rabbit, no), and the calibrations in Love and Thunder are all off.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    As a thriller, The Burnt Orange Heresy is entirely underwhelming, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth watching.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Evans has assembled a worthy cast and has crammed his film full of what should be fun elements, and yet the final result is weirdly without joy — akin to filling your plate with all your favorite foods at a buffet, only to sit down and realize you have no appetite to eat it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    Like Shelley’s much-adapted creature, The Bride! is a creation of enormous ambition. It’s also an incoherent disaster — and not of the noble folly variety. It leaves you with the sinking feeling of watching someone fight their way to the front of a crowd to speak, only to realize when the spotlight is finally on them that they’re not actually sure what to say.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Alpha is more evidence of Ducournau’s genius for evocative imagery and striking compositions, but it also suggests she’d benefit from boundaries to push against.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    The Eyes of Tammy Faye, which was written by Abe Sylvia, is unable to decide if it wants to understand its subject or make fun of her, and ends up never really committing to either.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    One senses this is a mundane story that’s trying to be something stranger and more buoyant — the film’s off-kilter sensibility keeps threatening to fade away, like it’s stuck at the tail end of a high.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Watching the movie summons the distinct sensation of arriving at a party just as the guests are starting to leave.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    The film plays more like it was made by an AI versed in the existing movies but not quite up to spitting out something coherent itself.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    Wright’s movie, aside from its mess of an ending, is a propulsive and generally fun affair that sends Powell careering around the Eastern Seaboard like the Tom Cruise successor he’s so determined to become, even if he’s not entirely plausible as a guy who’s volcanic with anger.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    Wuthering Heists is Fennell’s dumbest movie, and I say that with all admiration, because it also happens to be her best to date.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is the 15th feature from Guy Ritchie, and while it’s not very good, it’s also hard to dislike something that has the genial tone of a day-drunk romp.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Old
    Shyamalan . . . feels caught between the more emotionally considered movies he used to make, and the leaner, meaner ones he’s done more recently. His filmmaking can’t make up for the fact that Old is hovering indecisively between the two halves of his career, unable to commit to either direction.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Alison Willmore
    Everything Everywhere All at Once may be a kaleidoscopic fantasy battle across space, time, genres, and emotions, but it’s an incredibly moving family drama first.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    The sequel is a string of callbacks and remember-this moments that ask an awful lot of something whose charms and cultural impact were modest at best — a feature-length effort at congratulating the audience for having shown up for the original film a decade ago.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    Frankie is a messy movie that spreads itself too thin over this sprawling cast of characters.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    Kendrick and Lively have an undeniable chemistry that allows you to buy that these two characters really do like one another, despite the circumstances. But that only matters when those circumstances mean something, and by the end of Another Simple Favor, they don’t — nothing matters at all.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    Last Rites comes from Michael Chaves, the same director as that last film, but returns the series to what it does best, which is dealing with a supernaturally infested home.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Chemistry is nothing to sniff at, but P.S. I Still Love You does come awfully close to arguing itself out of its central romance.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    The splatter comes more easily to this new movie than a grasp of overall tone does.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    They’re progressive, positive young women, and they’re tragically boring, which is less the fault of their woke makeover than the film’s conviction that it’s incompatible with conflict or distinct personalities.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    There is a maddeningly unconsidered quality to Boogie’s emotions about Asian American masculinity, and never more so than in the film’s fraught relationship with Blackness.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Echo Valley feels in need of an additional twist, or one fewer — to either commit to being foremost a drama about addiction or to go harder into the suspense, rather than ending up an awkward hybrid of the two.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    The Beekeeper takes a Mad Libs approach to moviemaking.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    More than anything, Aline feels like a kamikaze act of wish fulfillment, wildly indulgent but so deeply committed to what it’s doing that it can’t help but be compelling.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    The results are dispiritingly pleasureless, as though to fully embrace the idea of a penthouse prison would get in the way of the movie’s nebulous ideas about art.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Hoult, playing a pallid, anxious, disconcertingly dreamy Renfield, and Cage, fully Cageing it up as the count, manage to be compelling even when vamping (sorry) with all their might to make this material work.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    It has the air of a television-show fragment, and not just because its initial entanglement feels like the stuff of a pilot, something that has to be gotten out of the way to reach the actual premise. It’s also because it introduces characters who feel like they have storylines in the wings.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    It’s not Chaves’s takeover that makes this new film feel like it runs off the rails — it’s the choice to shift focus from a haunting to a murder.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Deep Water, which was written by Zach Helm (of Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium) and Euphoria Svengali Sam Levinson, never creates any sense of internal coherence in its toxic main pair.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    The dissonance between that meditative quality and a premise as goofy as Happy Gilmore’s is jarring, though it’s hard to blame Sandler for taking the time to look back, no matter the context.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    It works so much better than should be possible because of Hartnett, who gets a showcase on par with the one the filmmaker gave to James McAvoy in Split.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Where the last two Charlie’s Angels installments were sold on their trio of stars, this soft reboot has leads at various levels of recognizability, and they all seem to be acting in their own movie.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Malek keeps trying to find the emotional center and dignity of a character who’s pure pulp, and while it’s an admirable effort, it’s also jarringly unsuited to the movie.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Despite being half–“Let’s put on a show” movie and half–romantic comedy, two genres dedicated to delight, Magic Mike’s Last Dance never achieves satisfaction.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    You’re Cordially Invited might have been better off ditching the rom of it all entirely, but Stoller is good enough at this that even if the rest of his movie consists of two slightly discordant halves, both are pretty solid.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    In fitting with its main character’s desperate aversion to vulnerability, Vengeance squirms away from any satirical or emotional territory that might genuinely hurt.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    There’s enough material for a rollicking 25-minute short in Death of a Unicorn, which unfortunately spreads its goods out over the stretch of a feature.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    The trouble with trying to push at the boundaries of the superhero genre isn’t that we’re out of material, it’s that imaginations are so limited that a film that starts with a twist on a familiar premise nevertheless loops around to a standard showdown involving an incoherent blur of computer generated effects.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    The Six Triple Eight is about people who received no public recognition for their achievements at the time, but in trying to give them their belated due onscreen, this clunky excuse for a war movie ends up being more about what they endured than about what they accomplished.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    For a filmmaker who used to make these movies with a measure of anarchic glee, Ritchie appears to have bought into his own bullshit here.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    For all that it has been positioned as the comeback of the rom-com queen, Marry Me isn’t really a return to form for the genre. Instead, it aims to have things both ways, to have the glamour and the buoyant fantasy and to also be more textured in its treatment of its characters and their relationship.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    Sometimes you just have to let yourself be a sucker for the obvious — whether it’s for a holiday movie, a ridiculous romance, or an awkwardly grafted-on but very timely theme.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    For all its bloodshed, the movie’s not sharp enough to land a cutting blow — or even to break skin.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    Audiences may not have run out of enthusiasm for what the Jurassic Worlds are selling, or at least they haven’t yet, but the people tasked with making them sure are out of ideas.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    The Hunt isn’t a total mishap, not with Gilpin being as good as she is and with Zobel’s gleeful aptitude for violence, but that’s what’s so exasperating about it. It has a habit of getting in its own way with trollish tendencies whenever it starts to build momentum.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    That, in chasing something vaguely progressive and YA-inspired with Snow White, Disney has turned out a film with some hilariously timely choices is a great joke, though I wouldn’t call it an intentional one.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    It’s a carefully crafted world of hyperfemininity intended to be as ominously smothering as it is pretty, and if the story that Paradise Hills, the directorial debut of Spanish filmmaker Alice Waddington, told were as sharp as its visuals, it’d have a guaranteed future as a cult classic. Instead, it’s a disappointingly half-baked riff on The Stepford Wives whose brand of feminism feels more 1970s than 2010s.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    It’s hard to think about who, exactly, is going to be moved to make changes to how they live their lives by Don’t Look Up, a climate-change allegory that acquired accidental COVID-19 relevance, but that doesn’t really end up being about much at all, beyond that humanity sucks.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Netflix’s previous attempt at an extravagantly priced star-driven action movie, Red Notice, felt like it was written by an AI and performed in front of green screens without ever requiring its stars to be in the same room. The Gray Man at least feels like a middling studio movie that wasn’t worth catching in theaters but that would comfortably fill an afternoon if you stumbled on it airing on cable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    It’s so obviously shaped by fan response that it feels like the movie equivalent of someone who went viral online and now can only repeat themselves to diminishing returns in an attempt to hawk merch while they can.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    More than anything, The Instigators is ethnic comedy if being a white guy from Boston counts as its own ethnicity, an argument that Damon and the Afflecks have spent a good portion of their careers making. Those local specifics and in-jokes may not amount to much, but they are what distinguishes this film from other half-baked crime movies.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Mostly, when you watch Tron: Ares, you become aware of the degree to which this franchise has exhausted its own metaphor.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Mothers’ Instinct is, indeed, pretty terrible, and not in the so-bad-it’s-good sense, and yet there’s something strangely moving about it. It’s a poignant example of how what looks like rich material to actors can turn out to be lousy material for audiences.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Alison Willmore
    The line between a movie and an advertisement has gotten increasingly blurry — movies used to be a way to sell toys, but now toys have become the sole basis of movies. But Gran Turismo, in its texturelessness, the lack of joy in its depictions of gameplay, its too-sleek race footage and void of a main character, is particularly egregious in what it’s doing.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    The Mummy is an enormously silly gross-out flick that for some reason believes it ought to be a meditative slow-burn affair.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    If the series was conceived as a way to hold on to the fans of the original books and movies who are now grown, what’s clear in practice is it’s a children’s story staggering to support a few ambitious and deeply underdeveloped themes.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Lisa Frankenstein just doesn’t seem all that interested in what its main character is going through, which leaves it feeling lamentably flimsy, just a collection of references assembled around a hollow center.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 10 Alison Willmore
    Irresistible isn’t just shockingly ineffectual in its insights into national schisms — it is, in an added betrayal, unfunny, requiring its audience to slog their way through so much laborious farce without a laugh in sight.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    The kaiju of Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire don’t stand for anything but themselves. They’re just giant monsters that occasionally fight one another, which would be forgivable if the fighting in the movie weren’t so torpid.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    It’s an adaptation without direction or purpose, with an unwieldy but deeply committed performance at its center. Hathaway looks to be having fun, at least. Someone should!
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    While Urban hurls himself into the role of Johnny with the commitment of someone for whom the phrase “sequel to a reboot of a fighting-game adaptation” signals only the latest opportunity to shine, the film, which was written by Jeremy Slater and directed by a returning Simon McQuoid, offers so little to work off of that even he gives off the faintest whiff of exasperation.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    This new movie suggests that Berger isn’t capable of rising above his source material or, in this case, even meeting it.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    The Super Mario Bros. Movie, an almost impressively generic kiddie movie re-skinned with characters and concepts from one of the most famous video game franchises in the world, might as well have been assembled by a focus group.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Despite the verve of the film, there’s no there there — just an exercise in quippy banter and witty violence that works well enough to remind you of better movies.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    Reminiscence is the damnedest thing — a movie filled with promising concepts it doesn’t get around to exploring, because it’s dedicated to a romantic mystery that’s never very romantic or mysterious
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Alison Willmore
    We love charismatic murders and compelling monsters, but it’s always a little more comfortable to love them when they appear to be acting for good. The best thing about Don’t Breathe 2 is the way it constantly undermines that comfort, as though demanding we question the desire to assign hero and villain roles at all.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    The problem with Capone isn’t that it’s an unconventional biography or a challenge to the image of a famous figure. It’s that it’s not bold enough on either of those fronts.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    Mostly, Arthur is acted upon, even when he thinks he’s seizing control — a punching bag for the world and, more importantly, for the director, who subjects the character to so many indignities that he actually stops being pitiable and starts resembling the punchline to a very long, shaggy joke. By the end of Joker: Folie à Deux, that joke feels like it’s on us.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    Not every figure in films like this one needs to be rendered with full psychological complexity, but when a horror movie rushes past a promising start in order to wallow in clichés, it feels as though it’s squandering a premise.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    The ending may be heavily foreshadowed, but that doesn’t make the lead-up any less exasperating or what happens any less egregious.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    This variation on the demon child subgenre has enough of the familiar and the new to be a decently good time at the movies.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    The result is an underwhelming addiction story that feels not just familiar, but more focused on the bad-boy swagger of its main character than his actual recovery.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    The real sin of The King’s Man is its near-total lack of fun.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    There are a few funny sequences . . . But the film is otherwise so sloppily assembled, and so lazy, that it frequently ends up feeling like an inadvertent parody of the underdog-sports genre it belongs to.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    Voyagers, in keeping its focus where it does, feels like a waste not just because of how predictable its beats are, but because it ends just when it feels like it’s getting interesting.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Alison Willmore
    Its empty girl power aesthetic has the quality of an intrusive thought. Like something out of a time capsule cracked open too early, The Princess is an artifact of girlboss feminism that retains no resonance, but that’s also not distant enough to have curiosity value.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    To give A Big Bold Beautiful Journey credit, it is a democratically even-handed waste of talent.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Alison Willmore
    It’s a film about Amy Winehouse that just doesn’t care for Amy Winehouse much, as an artist or as a person.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    The movie is all concept and, well, not quite no execution, but such confusing, conflicted execution that it makes the entire exercise feel like it was messed with after the fact.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    The best part of Scoob!, a computer-animated reboot of the Scooby-Doo franchise, is the part in which the movie painstakingly recreates the opening credits of the original series.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Alison Willmore
    Jackman gives his best dramatic performance since he played the obsessive, hollow Robert Angier in "The Prestige."
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    Wild Mountain Thyme is not just charmless. It is genuinely confounding, a movie constantly working against itself to make its characters and their dilemma comprehensible.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Alison Willmore
    The problem with Holland is that Cave has no aptitude for tone.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    Venom: The Last Dance isn’t a lark, but a smirk to let you know that while everyone may be aware of what it’s up to, you’re the sucker who bought the ticket.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 10 Alison Willmore
    Without Remorse is awful — an incoherently shot, grindingly dull movie in which just about every actor manages to seem miscast.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 70 Alison Willmore
    It’s so unapologetically absurd and so very fun.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    There is something endearing about watching a high-end cast and crew treat this material with such seriousness, even if they all seem to have missed the point. Sometimes schlock is just schlock, and it’s better off treated that way.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    While Here Today never works, there is a confessional quality to it that makes it intermittently interesting. It’s the movie equivalent of someone telling what they think is a funny anecdote, but that instead comes out as an inadvertent glimpse into their soul.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Alison Willmore
    For a movie marking a week in which theaters are reopening, Unhinged feels a lot like a movie that would be best caught on cable someday.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Alison Willmore
    65
    65 is not good, if that even needs to be said. For something that involves almost nonstop dino action, it’s impressively unengaging, like watching a video game no one’s allowed to play. But its mangled badness is kind of compelling.

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