Alan Scherstuhl

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For 727 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 59% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 38% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Alan Scherstuhl's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 69
Highest review score: 100 A Bread Factory Part Two: Walk With Me a While
Lowest review score: 0 Saving Lincoln
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 47 out of 727
727 movie reviews
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    For all its stellar nature photography, its low hum of suspense, and Gedeck's raw and affecting performance, the film often feels like an illustrated audiobook rather than narrative drama.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Some of the surprise works, but the final gotcha won't getcha.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Passage to Mars is almost apologetic about being stuck on our world; to make up for it, it continually cuts to digital explorations of Mars itself, while Quinto asks more haunting questions. It's a thrill to see so careful a re-creation — and some actual footage — of Martian geography.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    It's a mistake, I think, that the movie never addresses the fact that a camera crew is following Shaw around.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Often, the hilarity is indisputably intentional. If you think you'll laugh and clap, try it; if you know you'll hate it, you're right.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    That Guy Dick Miller is a cheery and likable film, one that bops along the surface of its story with lots of interviews, too-quick film clips, and spazzy-quirky-tootling music meant to let us know how fun all this is.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The moment-to-moment inventions are great fun, but the larger narrative inventions are less inspired.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Gere jabbers amusingly, and there's something touching in his Norman's persistence.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The story and its violence are deeply silly, but there's something nervy and upsetting that distinguishes the film's incidental excitement.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    By turns, Greenfield’s survey is alarming, hilarious, and indulgent, sometimes strained and a little dull, prone to overstatement and an abuse of synecdoche.
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    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Fisher never subordinates his big ideas to the usual chase scenes or manufactured love conflicts less confident filmmakers use to candy up such material. That's great — too bad that, in the final third, the movie also doesn't subordinate those ideas to its own story, or to its earlier elegance of construction.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Monsters University feels not like the work of artists eager to express something but like that of likable pros whose existence depends on getting a rise out the kids. It's like the scares Sully and Mike spring on those sleeping tykes: technically impressive but a job un-anchored to anything more meaningful.
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    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Jason and Shirley is imprecise, even maddening history, but it's hair-raising as historicity: Exposed here is the longstanding and somewhat vampiric process of white artists extracting for their work minority perspectives and experiences.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    It's all rather familiar, but the key image of a glacier glazed over with something like gore proves majestic, and tension throbs throughout a scene of a scientist following his dog into a blood-veined tunnel inside that glacier.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Berg might have proven that there's a circle of powerful creeps, but not that the blame for this goes straight to the top.
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    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Sometimes Citizen Hearst feels as breezy and electric as the newsreels Hearst pioneered; other times it feels like the video they'll make you watch during orientation on your first day at 300 West 57th.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The performances are strong and the scenecraft absorbing.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    All My Children's Brittany Allen proves herself a big-screen presence as the lead earthling; her commitment to each scene's emotional truth is all the more impressive considering that the schoolboyish Vicious Brothers introduce her character ass-first.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Director Dito Montiel aspires to sensitive drama, but Douglas Soesbe's script too often mires Williams in pat situations.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Condon, like this Holmes, can't quite keep everything in his story straight and clear, but he and his film come close just often enough.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The Mule proves a tough sit, but by the end you might be satisfied you gritted through it.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    You get enough of a sense of this place and these men — and that widow! — that it's a disappointment when, in the end, we just have to watch it all blow to hell.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Other than a from-nowhere burst of violence that nearly destroys the movie, Lowriders is a refreshingly muted celebration of family and forgiveness, of honoring your roots while being yourself.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Even if you've read the novel, and are prepared for the long running time and haphazard structure, this isn't a movie you should expect to feel or even closely follow. See it if Midnight's Children is a novel you always wanted the gist of.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Revisiting Beast may prove more satisfying than just visiting once. The first time through, the film simply proves too successful at capturing the listless ennui it’s depicting.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    When it slows down, when it gives you time to think, Popstar reveals its weaknesses.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The longer versions of all Jackson's Middle-earth films have played better (and made more sense) than their theatrical cuts, but this time he's trimmed out something absolutely vital, the one element that, besides his mad gore-minded grandiloquence, has kept everything together five films running: an attention to the emotional lives of his hobbits.
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    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    This comic noir is best when it's more comic, in both senses of the word.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Commercial filmmaking still fumbles interiority and moral complexity. So it’s fortunate for the filmmakers that Brierley's book also is thick with the kinds of things that crowdpleasers ace.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The movie, directed by Charles Stone III — who gave us 2002's likable Drumline — runs hot and cold, suspenseful and well observed, well acted and often affecting, but somewhat tiresome and implausible by the end.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    In between Storks' bumptious best and worst are its uncertain quiet patches.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    On occasion, director Degan attempts to capture the plant's power via psychedelic montage, layering colors over jungle footage and Freeman's home movies, but more fascinating are the details of the rituals, the river-trek photography, Freeman's frankness about his struggles with depression, and Degan's quick portraits of the people Freeman meets along his way — none of whom gets enough screen time.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The fights are quick and brutal and bloodless, with too much slo-mo and sped-up stuff, and some clever camera angles that get cut from before you can work out what you're looking at.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The couplings have an artful intensity lacking in pornography, which favors athleticism and disconnectedness, and the lighting — well, the best thing in the movie is the look of it all, which in a tony sex-flick counts for a lot.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    While overstuffed and scattershot, this episodic documentary makes a vital argument: That American popular music, especially the blues and rock ’n’ roll, owe much more to Native Americans than has been commonly credited.
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    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The initial scenes, thick with creep-show ambiance, promise more fulfilling madness than what actually transpires once the out-of-nowhere second guest reveals who she is.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    For all its familiarity and rote nastiness, the film's sharply crafted and quite promising.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The key relationships are well drawn, if not especially revealing of anything human, and director Fletcher sometimes dares some welcome absurdity. But if you've seen movies built from the same parts as this one, you'll likely find this too familiar—but energetic, well-acted, and distinguished by artfully artless chatter.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    El Angel is a crime spree as improvised reverie, one with a subject who is as quick to give away his loot as the director is to make the subtext explicit.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Django expresses, via the language of film genre, not what Reinhardt’s life was but what it might have felt like.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Just as Pine's Bernie Webber grits his teeth and pilots his 36-foot Coast Guard boat into seas that rise up like angry gods, Gillespie steers head-on into clichés, powering through. They never quite capsize his film, but it does take on some water.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The good news: Here's a lavish, serious science-fiction picture, one that on occasion transcends big-budget hit-making convention to glance against grandeur...Which brings us to Tom Cruise, the not-necessarily-good news. However engaging its end-times mysteries, Oblivion is still a Tom Cruise movie.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The whole never makes much sense, and there's entirely too much screaming, but the directors stage the shocks with wicked aplomb.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The crew's recollections and occasional demonstrations, on their instruments, are revealing and delightful, but the film itself could use more of their professionalism and chops; the editing's haphazard, and it's not always clear why one segment follows another.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Field can't make it all make sense, but she does make it diverting, even pleasurable.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Dylan Baker's film bests larger-budgeted fare like When the Game Stands Tall thanks to ace acting, a humble spirit, and all-around sturdy craftsmanship.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The movie is fascinating in its approach to legal arguments, forensic evidence, and the uses and abuses of history — but, like the courtroom at its center, it doesn't have much feel for the feels.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Woodshock is a study of a mind’s stoned studying, of its slipping in and out of a haze, rather than one of a mind’s unraveling or snapping. It’s just as interesting as that sounds — you’ll either embrace it or find it agony.
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    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The photography is beautiful, the scenes of crowds and their signs arresting, and the interviews with individual protesters...are often inspiring.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Rothstein’s film, for the most part, is more well-reported exposé than it is cliché-driven agitprop, a film that blows the whistle on ongoing financial crimes.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    It’s a Rocky movie, just the latest go-round, its story more formulaic, its people less specific, its rhythms as wheezily familiar as a workout you should have changed up weeks ago. It’s a diminishment of Creed, a dumbing down, just as Rocky II was a diminishment of Rocky.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    I admire the seriousness with which everyone involved treats these characters, and the smart ways that the script (from Geneva Robertson-Dworet and Alastair Siddons) on several occasions dashes expectations to the rocks. I have hopes for a sequel.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    It works, kind of, despite its broadness, its obviousness, and its howlingly awful opening.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    [The] conversation peters out as the film grinds on, the men getting competitive and the camera nosing into their faces. Everyone involved sifts the material a little too hard for clues to Wallace's eventual suicide.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Katz stages the contests with infectious energy... Too bad the last half hour feels like Katz is rubbing our face in the several turds he shows us, reminding us that people are awful. Of course they are. What else do you have to tell us?
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Like first sex, writer-director Maggie Carey's debut feature, The To Do List, is quick and messy, fitfully pleasurable, full of promise but not quite adept at getting everyone off.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    A final twist stamps this as a companion or corrective to The Shape of Things, this time with the man as the monster. This isn't as bracing as that film, but it's far from the horror show LaBute's detractors often accuse him of writing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    The filmmakers offer us glimpses of the diplomatic life but too little telling detail.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    It's not bad, but it feels rote, as if the film's events are just an excuse for us to hang with the film's people.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    Maudie is hit-or-miss, but you’ll probably bawl anyway.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Alan Scherstuhl
    This paranormal cops-versus-serial-killer procedural is never not ridiculous, but it's often entertaining as well.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Alan Scherstuhl
    The proportions of good parts to not are more generous than they’ve been in years, though there’s still much too much of the usual undead sea dogs killing their prisoners and rumbling on about curses.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Alan Scherstuhl
    As with the Twilight series, The Host's infelicities—drab dialogue, ridiculous plotting, more emotional crises than there is story—are enlivened by its thematic eccentricities.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Alan Scherstuhl
    Egoyan musters some of the power he brought to The Sweet Hereafter, another lost-children tale, but little of the lyric beauty or sense of a community coming unglued.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Alan Scherstuhl
    As the film heaps all its sadnesses on us, the rest of Joplin languishes unexamined.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Alan Scherstuhl
    The movie undercuts its own undercutting.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Alan Scherstuhl
    It's all sickeningly accomplished, with incidents so tense and audacious that you might not have the headspace to wonder until afterwards, "Hey, wait, what was the point in grinding us through so many terrifying minutes of that?"

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