Ewoks

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Season 1
  • Network: ABC
  • Series Premiere Date: Sep 7, 1985
Season #: 2, 1
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  1. E-wok
    Jan 4, 2016
    10
    Pure beauty If looks could kill, she'd be responsible for interplanetary genocide. She leaves me breathless and makes me numb when she fallsPure beauty If looks could kill, she'd be responsible for interplanetary genocide. She leaves me breathless and makes me numb when she falls into my eyes.
    If trees had eyes, they would all be swept off their roots when she walked past.
    Nobody or anything has ever made me feel the way she does, and she makes me feel like I can fly. The gods themselves envy her grace. Aphrodite placed next to her would be a spark next to a firework.
    All the stars in the sky belong to her, and no man should be able to marvel the sky the same way ever again knowing such a greater beauty exists.
    I want to take this moment to confess how beautiful I think she is, and that she is every man's dream woman, the one you'd like to take out to pluck flowers and roll around in a floral grass field in an lazy autumn with.    … Full Review »
  2. EwokGuy
    Jan 4, 2016
    10
    Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiatedImagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****… Full Review »
  3. EwokMan
    Jan 4, 2016
    10
    Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny.Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys. Very funny. Good show guys.… Full Review »
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