Washington Post's Scores

For 11,479 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11479 movie reviews
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Fittingly, My Life in Ruins goes downhill after its title.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Iranian American director Cyrus Nowrasteh, co-writing with wife Betsy Giffen Nowrasteh, has amplified the basic elements of Suraya's story into the worst kind of exploitive Hollywood melodrama, presented under the virtuous guise of moral outrage.
  1. Zem and Bourgoin are great, but the movie is too frivolous to win anything but a dismissal in the court of moviegoer opinion.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Perhaps the best thing that can be said about I Love You, Beth Cooper is that the title is correctly punctuated. Beyond that, the movie is a disappointingly flabby teen flick.
  2. An aggressively stupid entry in the family-adventure genre from Jerry Bruckheimer.
  3. Sloppy compendium of filthy jokes and lowbrow sight gags.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Clumsily written and numbly performed comedy of yammers.
  4. So programmatic, so dogged in hitting the right steps at the right time that it completely lacks spontaneity.
  5. This time-travel scenario is by now shopworn, and the normally riotous Lawrence, a manic and gifted clown, is hamstrung in his efforts to eke humor from the anemic script.
  6. Stuck in that no man's land between comedy and banal movie mob action, and it delivers on neither of these impulses with any force.
  7. It's saying something when Tom Arnold's performance is among the movie's highlights.
  8. This movie is about the worst thing Chan has done in the United States.
  9. Put another movie on the barbie, mate; maybe it'll be better.
  10. It continually crashes and burns on its own banality.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Has the stink of man-musk all over it.
  11. No darn good.
  12. About as funny as digging your own grave in an unmarked part of New Jersey.
  13. A film that was made in China but has the soul of a '50s Hollywood melodrama.
  14. Doesn't anyone get sick of this same old routine?
  15. Dramatically and conceptually, the movie sits there, flat, naked and trying too hard with too little.
  16. There is something disturbing about yet another iteration of what's become one of the movies' creepiest conventions, in which the developmentally disabled are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble, teach and ultimately redeem their mentally "superior" (read: morally inferior) friends, family and acquaintances.
  17. One overly busy (not to mention shopworn) story, which regurgitates everything from H.G. Wells's "The Island of Dr. Moreau" to the herky-jerky monsters of Ray Harryhausen to James Bond to "The Mummy."
  18. A retread of material already thoroughly plumbed by Martin Scorsese.
  19. Really two movies in one, and there's not enough breathing room for both of them.
  20. Tries so hard to be cool that it forgets to be alive.
  21. Although filled with fey, flamboyant characters, the stereotype of the gay hairdresser seems to have been meticulously expunged.
  22. The movie itself may be a species of Montezuma's revenge.
  23. Attal, who resembles a young Robert De Niro, seems as addled as a director as his character is as a husband, throwing all manner of distractions onto the screen in order to divert the audience.
  24. A cold, protracted and unemotional affair.
  25. A 90-minute confessathon minus the bleeped-out cuss words and pixelated breasts.
  26. Unfortunately, the experience of actually watching the movie is less compelling than the circumstances of its making.
  27. It's part travelogue in Hell, part ineffectual weepie.
  28. It's just a gimmick, right down to its Washington release date.
  29. Everything in it is a cliche including the end.
  30. The result is a script so needlessly complicated that it defies comprehension.
  31. Between bad hair and tonal irregularity, the movie doesn't give you much to like.
  32. It's zany. Actually, it's so zany it's almost creepy.
  33. A longwinded, predictable scenario.
  34. Even by its own please-the-mob standards, this movie is lacking.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Anyone who's ever sat through a Neil LaBute film knows you can make a movie in which all the characters are unsympathetic, but this trio is uninteresting, to boot.
  35. There's a little too much over-the-top drama, as well as superfluous detail, in this Icelandic film.
  36. I'd recommend you actively or passively forget this one.
  37. There doesn't seem to be much purpose to it except a half-baked notion that the histrionics of the mentally insane (or a moviemaker's idea therein) are eminently cinematic. They aren't.
  38. Will satisfy only those who can't tell the difference between the good, the bad and the ugly.
  39. Aficionados of movies in the so-bad-they're-good category might just revel in this overheated costume melodrama.
  40. Solemn, earnest and as laboriously paced as a fat Sicilian's funeral procession.
  41. The story, a half-baked one about treachery and greed, meanders to an unsatisfactory ending with a punch line that, well, doesn't punch very hard.
  42. Despite its impeccable acting and subtle backdrop of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, The Event lets its message overwhelm its emotion.
  43. Uninspired baseball romance.
  44. Easy on the eyes and hard on the head, Suriyothai is absolutely unaffecting where it matters most, in the heart.
  45. Has its moments. In fact, it has too many of them. At 2 hours and 20 minutes and with enough characters to take up a few floors at a big hotel, it feels about an act too long.
  46. By the film's self-congratulatory final shot, Stevie has become less a portrait of a sorry young man's difficult life than the story of auteurist arrogance and self-deception run amok.
  47. Someone forgot to remind Duvall to write an ending.
  48. Though it's allegedly a comedy, there is nothing funny about this tasteless, shallow and mean-spirited slam.
  49. The movie's fundamental problem is that Cusack's character isn't very interesting.
  50. The result is cutesy but harsh, a hybrid of saucer-eyed anime and square-jawed angularity that brings to mind an edgier "Pokemon."
  51. It orders you to love it. It demands love, which is the best way not to get it.
  52. May be too much Yves Saint Laurent even for those connoisseurs who can differentiate the YSL line from Dior's or Chanel's.
  53. In a summer of surprisingly self-serious comic book movies" Lara Croft "stands out as being particularly humorless.
  54. It's piddling -- a hangdog little comedy with not enough laughs...its spirit rattles around inside it like a marble in an oil drum.
  55. The story the film tells ruins the movie.
  56. The actual movie is the cinematic equivalent of cheap Chinese egg rolls: all flour and cabbage shreds, maybe half a nibble of pork.
  57. Manages to make sex look like no fun at all.
  58. So cheesy and cheap that it almost attains high camp.
  59. A pooped, poorly executed buddy-cop comedy with more cliches than expletives.
  60. Yields the same sort of archetype and the usual results: De Niro's workmanlike in a dismayingly familiar role.
  61. Head-scratchingly ordinary, given Schwarzenegger's need to prove he's still a virile (i.e., non-aging) action hero.
  62. Has the tired, over-baked feeling of a script that never quite worked but was tinkered with until every ounce of spontaneity or life was hammered out of it.
  63. The inside story is weak, dull and head-poundingly boring, and the outside story is only slightly better, thanks to the lukewarm likability of its two stars.
  64. Surprisingly uninvolving, the least effective of Neufeld's Clancy-based movies. Surely he was not looking for this kind of film: one that bombs literally and figuratively.
  65. Awash in hackneyed old-time secrets and hydrophobic metaphor, never consumes us as it should.
  66. A leviathan bore, big, clunky and ponderously overplotted.
  67. Sylvia plays it safe, and in doing so it becomes little more than just another domestic melodrama devoid of life and, of all things, poetry.
  68. Tirelessly modish, hyper-glossy, super-superficial. It's also cacophonous. And, for all of its drum-beating for brain power, dumb.
  69. We're really celebrating Hollywood's freedom to create biographies of anyone, no matter how high or low on the social ladder, and still come up with the same banal characteristics, messages and conclusions. In this sense, The People vs. Larry Flynt doesn't champion, so much as squander, freedom of speech.
  70. A pretty woeful affair...a sitcom disguised as a movie.
  71. Well-intentioned but ludicrous tale.
  72. Ironically, the filmmakers don't seem to realize that their movie is even shallower and sillier than its targets.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Surprisingly amateurish attempt at cross-cultural comedy.
  73. One-dimensional archetypes, too much predictability and not enough comedy.
  74. It's just too lost in its own presumed self-enchantment.
  75. Gator never emerges as anything but a blatant and outspoken -- and virulently brutal -- jerk.
  76. Mark Childress, who wrote the screenplay based upon his book of the same name, would have been better off leaving this Southern Gothic between two covers.
  77. A slight, disingenuous script that robs the characters of their histories.

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