Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. Those who are only mildly curious, I fear, will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals.
  2. This mid-level, pretty-but-not-hugely-funny Allen film slips into the top spot by regretful default. I enjoyed every single second of it, a little bit.
  3. It's alternately monotonous, hot and dramatic, which makes for a peculiar, not entirely unsatisfying atmosphere of neo -- or is that post? -- noir. What it all means, of course, I have no idea.
  4. I love a good story, too, but I prefer one that actually goes somewhere (although, as joy rides to nowhere are concerned, this one is a beaut).
  5. This Window ultimately feels like one most of us have climbed through before.
  6. The movie isn't about anything except acting, and although the acting it shows is brilliant, it makes exactly the point that is the opposite of the point it thought it was making: Acting isn't enough.
  7. To take Showgirls that seriously (as either trash-art or appalling pornography) wouldn't be worth the exertion.
  8. It's meant to be harmless fluff. It is.
  9. The acting is straight out of '50s B movies. The exposition is clumsy, the sound track corny, the denouement silly. Then again, who said bad taste was easy? [13 Apr 1987, Style, p.b4]
  10. Buffed and waxed to within an inch of its life, Stella registers as more of a sequence of slick commercials than an actual drama.
  11. Paints an often grave but sometimes hilarious picture of a hugely powerful network.
  12. I can't recall the original, or even if I saw it or not. But this variation certainly makes its points effectively, in what must be a more superheated milieu.
  13. Gattaca may be all done up in new-fangled notions, but underneath all the guff about designer babies, it rests on a notion that was a staple of the original "Star Trek" series.
  14. Rather than sparkle and dance, it plods.
  15. Private Parts, lifted from Stern's best-selling autobiography, is a choppy amalgam of "Revenge of the Nerds," "Father Knows Best" and "Network."
  16. When it is good, the film by "Chicago Hope" actor Peter Berg is very, very good, but when it is bad it is horrid.
  17. Unfortunately, Nair's film doesn't so much end as fall off a cliff, the ultimate victim of viewers' heightened expectations that this briskly paced story will take them someplace -- other than around the block in a horse-drawn carriage.
  18. Fails as the big-screen romance it wants to be. The main problem: There's only one heart between the principals, and it beats solely in Chow's chest.
  19. The tart, often jauntily profane dialogue and sharp interactions of the present-day relationships give Divine Secrets its occasional zip; when Khouri takes us back in time, especially to the Ya-Yas' early childhood, the movie flags.
  20. Weirdly disjointed and uncertain as to tone.
  21. It's a piquant story but unfortunately the movie creaks with European-style artifice. It tells its story in a rather cinematically stilted style, and some of the dramatic moments come perilously close to unintentional parody.
  22. Unfortunately, the idea for Dirty Dancing exceeds the execution...and the story resolves itself all too conveniently in that final scene.
  23. At once belabored and muddled movie, whose dreamy visual style and daring sexual material can't elide glaring inconsistencies in tone, plot and logic.
  24. A fun if dumb movie.
  25. Fans of Gere and Roberts may not care about the movie's many implausibilities and other shortcomings because the stars do indeed sparkle like the bubbles in wedding champagne. But the rest of us will find the vintage too sweet.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The actors make a good team in this film, and they're playing well-defined characters, but the script is so repetitive that we get mighty impatient for the mystery to be resolved.
  26. It's too bad about the ending because, until then, Pay It Forward... is Hollywood feel-goodism at its best.
  27. As it plays, it simply feels like a kind of cop-out. Nobody changes that much.
  28. Rusnak, who was the second-unit director of "Godzilla," brings plenty of style to this ambitious yet utterly anticlimactic thumb-sucker.
  29. Hughes seems to be plugged into teens' view of their own teenness, and moment by moment the movie can be touchingly real. But movies are more than moments, and in the end Pretty in Pink is as fraudulent as the junk it's supposed to transcend.
  30. Amateurishly acted, clumsily edited and slapped together out of what looks like surveillance camera footage, the thing bumps along not so much on talent as on audacity.
  31. Like Affleck himself, the film is perfectly satisfactory without being deeply satisfying.
  32. Performances feel too manufactured to be charming.
  33. Short of good, better than awful, it opens brilliantly, then just goes on, toward self-negating absurdity.
  34. I'm guessing even die-hard "Clerks" fans will find this only-in-America stuff only partially satisfying, like something they gorged on at the Eatery, then wished they hadn't.
  35. It's nothing but style and noise, threadbare of content, empty of ideas. Is it anything? Not really.
  36. An overextended, episodic disappointment.
  37. So insidey it's almost parochial.
  38. Will appeal most strongly to viewers who think Tom Hanks, who plays a thief and a potential murderer, can do no wrong.
  39. This bizarre little diversion will soon scamper into the wild grass, never to be seen again.
  40. In Proof of Life it's the same old story, a fight for love and glory, except that time goes by . . . slowwwwly.
  41. This is a sophisticated movie, but one whose sophistication is surprisingly simple-minded.
  42. Just because it's a good idea doesn't mean it's easy to do well. Screenwriter-turned-director Kurt Wimmer has a hard time keeping his actors from, well, acting a lot of the time.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A taut, high-velocity film that departs from the action flick template by having actual ideas.
  43. Watching Tea with Mussolini is probably a lot like having tea with Mussolini would be: never dull but neither, I imagine, an entirely pleasant experience.
  44. It's about half as much fun as the original.
  45. The best moments occur when -- as in reality -- we're still in the dark. As soon as the movie gets to its version of a punch line, it turns into another Hollywood vehicle spinning aimlessly in space.
  46. It's an infusion of zip that's sorely needed, because the chief deficiency of A Bug's Life so far is its blandness….The film's other weakness is the low-octane vocal performances of its leading cast.
  47. Eddie Murphy is less offensive than Dr. Seuss.
  48. It's like the longest just-say-no commercial in history, only you'd say no not because drugs are evil but because you don't want to get a serious foot fungus.
  49. Nothing more than an over-designed lobster pot. After following the beckoning twists and turns, you're left trapped and more than a little disappointed for getting in so deep.
  50. Hoffman blows costar Cruise right off the screen...Instead of playing off or with Hoffman (a greenhorn's smartest strategy), Cruise tends to play at him, flailing and swearing like a spoiled, grounded pilot in "Top Gun II."
  51. One of those cinematic curiosities that almost always fade quickly, but that will usually find a devoted cult audience once it hits that peculiar Elysian Field known as the aftermarket.
  52. Firmly ensconced among the forgettables in Stiller's career, a generic romantic comedy of the one-from-column-A, one-from-column-B variety.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Kids should be reasonably diverted for a couple of hours, but odds are they'll have forgotten the whole thing by the next morning.
  53. Works far better as an idea than its execution; this has to do with the difficulties of making profound statements with limited budgets and technology, and also grappling with the still-growing sensibilities of an emerging writer.
  54. Preaches most effectively to the converted.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Cruises to an upbeat ending but furnishes no more of the wicked thrills of the initial hour. Particularly disappointing is the human contrivance employed in the defeat of the vastly superior enemy.
  55. At its best, Woman Thou Art Loosed conveys the unfathomable meaning behind those words.
  56. It has great mood and a sense of the toughness of the London underworld, but it never really gets into gear.
  57. A fascinating, vexing, indulgent, visionary, pretentious, mesmerizing pop culture curio.
  58. Miike's fans, those used to his strange ways, will certainly find Gozu an amusing addition to the oeuvre. All others will be bewildered beyond expression.
  59. But it's not what the Wayans brothers do, it's how they do it. They do it funny.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Not overwhelmingly original or funny.
  60. It isn't that Bobby Jones is especially bad. It's just not especially good, either.
  61. A sloppily structured, snoozily paced psychodrama about living in harmony with nature and all the rest of that tree-hugging hooey.
  62. Takes its cues from the musical dramas of the '70s, but this otherwise engaging young-adult romance never quite catches Saturday night fever.
  63. Has its creepy moments, but also its cliches.
  64. A leisurely paced, subtly funny, though verbally crude chamber piece.
  65. While you're enduring the usual formulaic yada yada -- at least there are yuks to enjoy.
  66. As spectacular as it is dense and as dense as it is colorful and as colorful as it is meaningless and as meaningless as it is long.
  67. Entertainment more suitable for the living room than the movie theater.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Wildly uneven--inventive and clever moments are interspersed with dull and predictable ones.
  68. Still, if the movie is mediocre, the history it represents is not. For that correction to our collective Western amnesia, then, Annaud deserves some special award.
  69. Adheres to the whacked notion that Hollywood does drugs so the rest of us don't have to.
  70. All in all -- well, there is no all in all. There are just parts. Some fit, some don't. Some are cool, some aren't. It's the craziest thing you ever saw.
  71. Of the pieces, two are first-rate, a few more are amusing or provocative, and the rest are actively annoying.
  72. You leave Creatures with the unsettling sensation of being highly tickled yet greatly dissatisfied.
  73. Intriguing, inspired, flawed, misbegotten and fascinating -- all of these qualities apply to the movie, at one point or another.
  74. Broad and cheesy, yet it is not utterly without a kind of junk-food appeal.
  75. The effect for viewers is that of having inserted one's head in a kettledrum that is being pounded on by drunken monkeys.
  76. Too simple for its own good.
  77. Ultimately, we find ourselves looking for the wrong sort of clearing: a way out.
  78. Potter-philes are sure to get what they want -- if what they want is, in fact, an exacting version of J.K. Rowling's charming children's fantasy. If it's enchantment they are after, that's quite another matter.
  79. Shakespearean in tone, epic in scope, it seems more appropriate for grown-ups than for kids. If truth be told, even for adults it is downright strange.
  80. Predictable, slightly painful and as embarrassing as all get-out.
  81. A misbegotten marriage of sweet and sour.
  82. Even though he shows some master touches throughout the movie, Shyamalan flits a little too lightly across the surface, like a pond skater.

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