Uncle Barky's Scores

  • TV
For 951 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average TV Show review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Back to Life: Season 1
Lowest review score: 0 Perfect Couples: Season 1
Score distribution:
  1. Mixed: 0 out of 583
  2. Negative: 0 out of 583
583 tv reviews
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s little zing for starters, though, with the one-liners inching up a steep hill before sliding back down.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Brody’s performance is borderline capable within the constraints of an at best mediocre combination of writing and story construction. But Harry Houdini’s incredible story still awaits a master re-telling. And this one doesn’t even come close.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 91 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    What you’ll see is the best broadcast TV cop drama of the season, with a dirty-to-the-touch sleuth played to the hilt by an actor who’s very much up for this.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Aggressively stumbles along without leaving any lasting footprints.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Fix hits too close to the bone. Whatever Marcia Clark’s disclaimers, this is all about her and a case that remains dirty to the touch.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The script very occasionally crackles when not making a fool of itself with lines like, “Badge or no badge, I’ll always come after scum like you.” Most of the better lines go to Bishop when confronting Hollister about his overall comportment. Deputy otherwise is never too far from an action scene replete with automatic weapons fire.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Saldana carries the full load throughout. Her skepticism grows--as does her performance--in tandem with her belly before it all boils over into a full-out escape plan.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Taxi Brooklyn turns out to be better than expected escapist fare, even if Leo still isn’t charging Cat anything for all those extended, often high-speed trips. He seems to know all the shortcuts. She takes it from there.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    [The show] results in a picturesque endeavor that otherwise suffers from a lot of padded redundancy.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Despite its lead characters' fragile makeups, Free Agents is a niftily scripted, bracingly grownup comedy when in the hands of its two leads.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    What emerges, in the three episodes made available for review, is an accessible, easily imbibed summertime series that basically beats actually going to camp for an entire gut-wrenching summer.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Deception isn’t likely to win any awards, except perhaps from the Society of American Magicians. As escapist fare, though, it turns the trick, plays its cards well, pulls a rabbit from the hat, etc. Or as ABC might say, “Abracadabra, here’s to another Castle.”
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Jack technically is a Gen Xer. But he might as well be the Quaker Oats man in the eyes of millennials getting the same broad brush treatment. It’s a wonder they can even feed themselves in a comedy that force-feeds its concept and swallows McHale whole in the process.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The two episodes made available for review are not without pulling power. But how much staying power will American Gothic have over a long haul of 13 episodes ordered for Season One?
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Stuffed with stilted actor re-enactments--and repeated shots of a mock John F. Kennedy corpse with its skull blown open--Smoking Gun basically regurgitates the 1992 book Mortal Error and its conclusion that a Secret Service agent accidentally fired the third and fatal shot.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    What if nothing ends up coming together? Although there are some signs of that, Falling Water also can be maddeningly inexplicable and perhaps not worth a long-term investment. So far, my interest has ebbed and flowed.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It’s hard to discern the overall intent here. Most of the characters are either sad sacks or in Jandice’s case, demonstrably unhinged. But whatever situations they’re put in, Camping all in all is less fun than waves of dive-bombing mosquitoes.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Star-Crossed looks as though it intends to take itself very seriously as an allegory for a futuristic brand of race relations. It’s also a budding love story, with Emery and Roman blowing hot and cold for one another while a seemingly goodly human student named Grayson (Grey Damon) hopes to cut in and claim her.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Angry Boys showcases his considerable talents in the notably imperfect world he's created.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Chicago P.D. looks as though it’s going to walk its beat for a while.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s enough set in motion here to perhaps lure a small, loyal audience from week to week.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The overall effect isn’t quite intoxicating, and it might be better if you’re intoxicated in one form or another. Still, Sharknado 2: The Second One is part of a continuing pop culture chain of events that doubles as a rags-to-riches success story for a likable rag-tag director.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    CBS has taken major steps to make its new fall series considerably more diverse than last time. The Neighborhood hits that mark, but also marches to the same-old/same-old sitcom beats.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Witches of East End is just not worth a viewer’s toils and troubles.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    You may not laugh until it hurts, but there are some laughs to be had. Particularly for those who also swear by Family Guy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Watch The Kennedys--if you haven't already had enough--and you'll instead see a compelling, well-told tale of a political dynasty with beauty marks, warts, doubts and the embedded determination to plow full steam ahead.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s plenty to sustain The Millers over what could be a pretty long haul. The show has both star quality and stars who know how to work the material.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    A surprisingly assured supernatural saga with at least a little something for everyone, plus non-stop eye candy for one and all.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Watching BFF leaves only a dull, but throbbing headache.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Its characters are comparatively compelling even when they're falling a little short.

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