Uncle Barky's Scores

  • TV
For 951 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average TV Show review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Back to Life: Season 1
Lowest review score: 0 Perfect Couples: Season 1
Score distribution:
  1. Mixed: 0 out of 583
  2. Negative: 0 out of 583
583 tv reviews
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Their [Eliza and Henry's] odd couple liaison occasionally begins clicking from a humor standpoint.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The first two episode of 12 Monkeys move along crisply and effectively.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Goodwin Games isn’t an Olympian comedy but it’s by no means an out-and-out clunker either.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Just don’t expect much more than Boreanaz’s command presence in Seal Team. You’ll see where it’s going long before it gets there, no matter how far off the missions might be.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    FBI moves swiftly and sometimes graphically through its earth-shaking opening investigation, adding and dropping suspects in a familiar pattern that nonetheless seems fresh and certainly isn’t dull.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Too much of Black Monday is sounds and furious self-absorption/deception.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Life Is But A Dream in reality doesn't give all that much. Still, it's a watchable film for those who just can't get enough of a pop music jewel to behold who's still just 31 and likely not even in her prime yet.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s always a very outside chance that Son of Zorn could have the legs of an ALF in the annals of hybrids turned into weekly sitcoms. But this already looks like pretty thin stuff that’s not worth writing home about--not even from the planet Zephyria.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    For his first Monday night face-off against those two dramas, Holloway strips down to a glistening muscular torso while taking out his frustrations on a heavy boxing bag. But any visual stimulus is countered by Helgenberger’s continued struggles with the clunky lines given her.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Superior Donuts may well get stale in a hurry. But it’s on a network that somehow has kept the idiotic and likewise eatery-themed 2 Broke Girls on the air for an astonishing six seasons. And this one is better than that.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Beaches hits some sweet spots without being overly taxing on the male gene.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Angel From Hell is without a laugh track or any real sense of purpose beyond letting Lynch fire away. Some of her darts can be amusing. And her delivery system remains intact. But even by Episode 2, the premise is wearing thin.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Franklin & Bash sometimes tries too hard to be edgy, suffering some paper cuts in the process. It's otherwise a good deal of fun delivered with an abundance of energy.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    This old sidewinder still packs a kick.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Missing's clue unraveling is barely believable when it's not simply preposterous.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Through the first four episodes, Sorkin teeters between abject fantasy and believable fiction. Strong performances by Daniels, Waterston and Mortimer serve to offset some of Newsroom's excesses and missteps.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 0 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Plodding and stupefying when it's not being laughable and poorly acted, this is entertainment fit for an alternative to water-boarding.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It's much more a bare-bones recitation, with some interesting sidelights in the telling.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Crawford and Wayans prove to be a pretty good fit, as actors if not always as partners.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Vice Principals can be coarsely amusing in fits and spurts. But when it’s bad, it’s horrid.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    War of the Damned doesn't spare any of it en route to its no doubt hellish conclusion. But the characters aren't as compelling as they once were, rendering the fight scenes even more voyeuristic.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson from That ‘70s Show are reunited as siblings in The Ranch, which turned up on April Fool’s Day with the 10 episodes that make up “Part One” of Season 1. It’s a decent vehicle for both of them.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    All in all, Crossbones is about as believable as Casanova in a seminary. But there’s some fun to be had and some Malkovich to behold.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Body of Proof for the most part plays dead within the realm of plausible crime-solving, interesting characters and assumptions that Delany's once-promising career would do more than wither on this vine.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Ascension aspires to be a cautionary tale on a grand scale. But its cardboard characters and a paint-by-the-numbers script just aren’t up to the task.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Secret Circle, replete with The CW's usual heavy doses of sappy pop music mood-ruiners, eventually gets around to outlining its basic plot point.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    So far this is solid and very picturesque entertainment, with a strong sense of foreboding built in.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Messengers looks as though it has a handle on how to pull this off with some flair and identity of its own.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There's nothing particularly striking or compelling here. But at least the escapee of the week will meet his fate at the end of each episode.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The script and circumstances really labor down the stretch. Still, Tenney and Romijn make for a pretty nifty pair, whether quipping on cue or subduing some henchmen with their feet and fists.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Code, which is both nicely produced and also thoroughly predictable, looks destined to likewise get a Season Two.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    We get three long hauls that mostly test a viewer’s endurance. The performances aren’t at fault, but the stories themselves easily could be trimmed to an hour apiece or less. Left free to indulge himself, Weiner gorges too much on empty calories.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s possibly some potential here. But the only episode of Schooled made available for review neither rings the bell--or answers it.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Blunt Talk’s overall absurdity at times over-reaches and grabs viewers too hard by the throat. Still, its excesses are offset by enough inspired lunacy to carry the day.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It’s not always an optimum blend of merriment and miscreants. Still, The Moodys earns its candy cane stripes as a Christmas mini-series with bite.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Broader than Dallas at its broadest, ABC's GCB won't be selling smart, stylized urban sophistication when it premieres Sunday night.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Killing Kennedy easily could have been twice its length, the better to add both nuance and context. Instead it’s a watchable film with many missing parts, a broadly drawn Classics Illustrated version of what happened and why.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There's nothing to get outraged about, unless you want to rail against substandard comedy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Carpenter and Chestnut solidly play their roles, but Enemy Within doesn’t crackle the way The Blacklist did in early episodes. There’s nothing particularly special going on here, and it’s hard to muster the enthusiasm to say much more than that.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It's obviously not for the squeamish, nor perhaps for the refined. But it's al-i-i-i-i-i-ve in so many ways. So what the hell, let's rock.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Darkly shot and dimly plotted, the premiere episode never comes close to firming its grip. It instead plods and meanders, inviting viewers to invest elsewhere rather than buy into this poorly put-together jumble of something or other.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 91 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It's the strongest medical series since House arrived on Fox for an eight-season run that ended last spring. The genre badly needs a transfusion. And at last, here's a strong one.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    I Feel Bad has appealing leads in the two younger parents, but is still trying to find a solid footing for itself amid some amusing moments now and then. The workplace segments take up too much of the show without rising above being a minor annoyance. And the domestic tribulations have a shopworn feel.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It all ends in thoroughly predictable fashion--and without any zip or pop.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    So hard-hitting it's not.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Art of More is high on production values but low on basic believability with its discombobulated tale of two very amoral New York art auction houses.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The first five episodes of Dracula, although unwieldy and murky at times, flex just enough storytelling power to keep the juices flowing.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s a lot of gibberish and meandering accompanying the visceral bloodshed. The palace intrigues aren’t all that interesting.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    A.D. for the most part has a fairly solid script.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Grimm is buoyed by some decent special effects and snarky wolfman Monroe, who will be a series regular. But it's not nearly as imaginative, involving or picturesque as ABC's fairy tale offering, Once Upon A Time.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Garner convincingly captures the ill-fated, love-craving blonde bombshell while Sarandon summons up more than a one-note character and Morgan brings DiMaggio back to prideful, brutish life.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Don’t expect to take any ha-ha showers. Marlon isn’t up to that task either. Instead it over-blows everything in service to a star who doesn’t know how or when to stop.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Zoo very much spares the gore in its less than scintillating but better than lackluster opening hour.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Episode One is well-made and poses many more questions than answers. But you know the drill.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Viewers in a sense are going to another carnival freak show.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    What's supposed to be a taut and many-splendored mythical yarn in league with Heroes instead registers as a topsy turvy laughable feast complete with chapter titles.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The opening hour ends with an unexpected, big boom of a cliffhanger designed to bring viewers back for more. In that it’s unique. Otherwise The Brave is broad-stroked and pro forma in highly volatile times both at home and abroad.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    CBS for the most part still clings to over-active laugh tracks and broadly played scenes and situations. Still, this is a nicely clicking ensemble that gets sharper as the show goes on.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Despite some shortcomings, Hemingway & Gellhorn rates as time and money well-spent.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Too much of Forever is either overwrought or half-baked. But Gruffudd is mighty handsome as Henry. Jaunty, too. So the series is well-equipped from that standpoint.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    This energetically produced, brightly colored concoction hits the guilty pleasure spot more often than not.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The show’s creative team, headed by creator Corinne Kingsbury and including Ben Stiller, so far have put together a show that’s surprisingly and bracingly watchable.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 0 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    This series is a complete mis-fire. There are no relatable characters, every joke's a dud and Slater seems to have no earthly idea what's befallen him.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Through its first three episodes, Yellowstone is big and broad and a little too full of misfires. But it’s never as determinedly over the top as Dallas or Dynasty, both of which can be seen as ancestors.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Decidedly dreary for openers, Mr. Sunshine succeeds in making Cougar Town look like a lion of the prime-time jungle. That's obviously not the intent. But Perry, Janney and company will have to brighten matters in a hurry to avoid a very quick sunset.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Tyrant strives to be big, momentous and powerful. But while sometimes jabbing to good effect, it lacks a heavyweight’s punch.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    White Famous can be faulted in its conceits and concept, but Pharoah is fully invested and funny at times, too.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Sevigny works hard at being complex, haunted, etc. while the show around her collapses into a voyeuristic mess with a denouement that makes one wonder how Catherine Jensen could possibly remain on the force beyond the opening episode.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    ABC has far more family-driven sitcoms than any of its rivals. Splitting Up Together shows that the network is still finding new ways to make them work just fine.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    In the grand USA scheme of things, it's pretty much same old, same old. But that's still a workable recipe.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It's a decently made but hardly exceptional movie without any high wattage star power but with a few familiar faces.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The deadpan deliveries of its principal characters can be very moderately amusing at times. But in the end, you probably won't want fries with this one.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It's a long pull that can be fun and funny--and more than a wee bit tedious.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    A smart, sedate Canadian production imported by ABC for a summertime run.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    This elongated version makes its own mark, although certainly not an indelible one.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    This possibly could work, and isn't entirely unwatchable.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Based on just the pilot episode (no others were made available for review), it doesn’t look too bad for re-starters. The acting is no great shakes but the special effects and overall atmosphere are overriding plusses.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Resident already seems to be straining credulity with the demonic Dr. Bell. How long can he rule with an iron fist as the hospital’s most-requested celebrity surgeon? That hand isn’t getting any steadier while his ego shows no sign of downsizing. This isn’t supposed to be a soap opera in the mode of Dallas, so Bell seemingly can’t get away with being a broadly drawn J.R. Ewing. Something’s got to give. And I’m interested just enough in The Resident to see if something soon does.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Growing Up Fisher is no About a Boy, although at times it’s not half-bad. The relationship between the freewheeling Mel and wide-eyed Henry has its sweet spots.... Elfman’s Joyce, however, is an all too typical blend of aging TV mom striving to be young, cool and alluring again. Her clashes with sour teen daughter Katie (Ava Deluca-Verley) tend to get old in a hurry.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It smoothly goes through its paces, with Hunt and Reiser engaged and looking happy to be together again. The “plots,” such as they are, tend to be mostly thin soup.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    This is a frothy, giggly, historically silly, pop tune-themed trifle, with mid-16th century France as its backdrop.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Another two hours (minus commercials) of thoroughly mindless entertainment in which lots of celebrities are harmed at the end of their cameo appearances.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s nothing wrong in aspiring to be purely entertaining. Good Cop is quite good at that in Episode 1, but pretty much falls on its face in the second hour. Each story ends with a newspaper headline teasing the next one.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 83 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Highmore plays his lead role to near-perfection amid all the considerable medical jargon and jockeying for position among his supposedly more enlightened colleagues. The Good Doctor engagingly drops Dr. Shaun in their midst as both a lamb and a lion with a muted roar. The story possibilities are readily apparent on a number of fronts in the best broadcast network medical drama since Hugh Laurie contrastingly bruised his way through House.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 0 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    In the annals of all-time worst game shows, this one takes its rightful place alongside ABC's Conveyor Belt of Love, which soiled prime-time back in January 2010.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Harden is a fine actress, but the show’s writers too often give her heavy-handed lines that are the equivalent of cauterizing a head wound with a blow torch.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Whatever its traditional trappings, The McCarthys is buoyed by Metcalf’s always solid work and Ritter’s boyish appeal amid a capable, energetic ensemble. Some of the lines are amusing and even the clinkers don’t land too hard.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Constantine doubles down on both shape-shifting and puzzlements. Its whiz-bang-boom special effects also might serve as ample enticements for viewers who don’t much care whether anything makes any real sense.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Killing still has some pulling power, even if the initial thrill of Season 1 is long since gone.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Krypton’s special effects are pretty impressive throughout the first five episodes made available for review. But the overall storyline begins to bog down rather badly in the latter hours, making Krypton seem like too much of a slog en route to a seemingly long-in-coming payoff that’s already set in stone.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The give-and-take living room scenes between Murphy and Avery so far are the best and most natural parts of this reboot. ... Murphy Brown, through these first three episodes, is aggressively polemic to the point of diminished returns.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The premise may not sound shopworn. But CBS’ Instinct otherwise is extraordinarily ordinary at best as a midseason replacement for the failed Wisdom of the Crowd.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    As with Castle, this one will sink or swim on the banter and appeal of the two leads. Bllson grades a bit higher on these curves while Cibrian sucks it up and regularly swallows hard. ... Take Two comes nowhere close to matching the glories of ABC’s Moonlighting or NBC’s Remington Steele, both of whose odd couple crime solvers really rocked. Castle also fell well short of those two, but did pass ABC’s endurance test.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Campbell-Martin very ably acquits herself while Walker runs a little low on overall oomph. Together they're less than dynamite, but capable of a few sparks.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Above all, there’s a world to be saved. But Heroes Reborn so far is anything but a world-beater when it comes to cohesive, comprehendible storytelling.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    In the end, it's all very disposable.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Some of this is diverting or at least laughable enough to play along.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    [Ricci's] performance in the first two episodes of Lizzie Borden Chronicles is more a collection of telling looks than substantive scenes. In the early going at least, Hauser makes a stronger impression as the doggedly pursuing Siringo, who otherwise has a soft spot for the abused wife of a prosperous hotel owner.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It would be giving away too much to get into the specifics of an emotional Episode 3 encounter between Javier and son Carlos. But this is where Gang Related really starts to distinguish and establish itself as a series that might grow into something more than a vividly staged run ’n’ gun hour with little else going for it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 67 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There are a lot of moving parts and agendas here, but The Originals does a pretty good job of stitching them all together by the end of its first hour.

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