TV Guide Magazine's Scores
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For 7,979 reviews, this publication has graded:
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46% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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51% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
| Highest review score: | Badlands | |
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| Lowest review score: | Terror Firmer |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 3,504 out of 7979
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Mixed: 3,561 out of 7979
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Negative: 914 out of 7979
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Maitland McDonagh
While handsomely mounted and generally well acted, the film is undermined by long stretches of awkward, obvious dialogue and by the vagueness of Lisa's revolt against the status quo.- TV Guide Magazine
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Noisy and obnoxious, this flashy action picture is so hell-bent on seeming smart that it fairly forces you to think about how fundamentally stupid it is.- TV Guide Magazine
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Despite excellent performances all around, the actors can't overcome the script's limitations.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
The year's most eagerly anticipated green-eyed monster finally rears its ugly head, not with his trademark radioactive roar, but a deafening yawn.- TV Guide Magazine
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Angel Cohn
Hudson and Wilson share a natural and easy chemistry that helps compensate for the Cuban-mobster subplot.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
The result is sheer, unadulterated nastiness with no apologies.- TV Guide Magazine
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This movie is a compendium of every element in every inane teenage movie you've ever seen. The only reason anyone would watch it would be if they were being punished or were suffering from a heretofore incurable case of insomnia.- TV Guide Magazine
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In all fairness, there is a lot of camp value here. Fans of truly bad cinema couldn't ask for a sillier big-budget production--envisioned with the utmost seriousness.- TV Guide Magazine
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Director Hyams tries desperately to evoke the feel of the best of the 1940s wartime romantic dramas but, despite solid performances from the leads, his screenplay is predictable and trite, leaving the audience little to look forward to.- TV Guide Magazine
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Despite several bad or indifferent performances, though, the film does succeed in its primary goal, to provide 90 minutes of fast-moving and fairly exciting action.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
For a family-friendly holiday comedy, it's still coarse, formulaic and occasionally just plain weird.- TV Guide Magazine
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Melodramatic look at alienated California high school students.- TV Guide Magazine
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Frank Lovece
Sexist, plot-hole-riddled movie equates women with cows and men with bulls.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ethan Alter
Although not what American studios generally mean by "family fare," this drama is actually excellent family viewing -- it both opens a window onto another culture and, through Antonio, speaks the universal language of teen angst.- TV Guide Magazine
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This film is really blatant right-wing propaganda loaded with a stunning amount of racial and political stereotypes.- TV Guide Magazine
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The premise of TROOP BEVERLY HILLS might have worked as a comedy skit, but could hardly sustain a feature, and unfortunately the premise is virtually all the film's screenplay supplies. The lack of character development is particularly damaging for Long--since her character never becomes more than a cartoon, her reformation is never credible.- TV Guide Magazine
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The plot is simple, allowing Polanski great freedom to play with his characters and to give his audience rousing fight scenes. Although the film is a bit slow and talky in spots, it fills the long-ignored gap in Hollywood-style swashbuckling pictures.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
While the homeless, the mentally ill and the generally downtrodden are scattered about like so much shabby furniture, Rifkin has no qualms about wallowing in their filth, but he misses the tragedy of their lives -- just as he misses everything else.- TV Guide Magazine
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With scenes that must surely rank among the most revolting ever committed to film.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
The Country Music Channel's first foray into feature filmmaking is sickly sweet and thoroughly predictable, and woefully underuses veterans Harper and Reynolds, but it features some stirring performances, including BeBe Winans and Willie Nelson dueting on "The Uncloudy Day."- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
Even worse than its hypocrisy, gratuitous homophobia and cheap proselytizing, the movie is dull.- TV Guide Magazine
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The film continually leans towards intelligence and even poignancy but then gives way to pretty pictures and nonsensical fluff.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
The downside is that it all feels like a big in-joke, and you're not in on it.- TV Guide Magazine
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Steve Simels
The lame and apparently tacked-on ending (which seems to crib footage from 2000's "Gladiator"), suggests the rather terrifying prospect of a Roman-era sequel. Five words: Be afraid, be very afraid.- TV Guide Magazine
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Frank Lovece
This one makes De Niro's recent film "15 Minutes" look like "Network." Even worse, aside from a few scenes with Shatner, it just isn't funny.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
There's no denying the freak-show appeal and you don't see frontal nudity like this on TV, but otherwise it's all as contrived and artificial as "Survivor."- TV Guide Magazine
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Take out the weak acting and what's left in this sequel to Enter the Ninja is a fairly good display of martial arts.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
If you can't spell "bogeyman," you shouldn't make movies about him.- TV Guide Magazine
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Trying to appeal to both old and young audiences, the movie ends up shooting itself in the foot.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
It's hard to care even just a little when you have no idea what's at stake or why, be it Heaven or Hell.- TV Guide Magazine
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Filled with holes big enough to drive a train through and moments of suspense that prove false alarms, the story concerns two young people (Shields and Chris Atkins) who are shipwrecked on an island, develop a sexual relationship as they mature, and so forth. At a little over 100 minutes, the film feels as if huge chunks of it were edited out for pace; however, the wrong chunks have been cut.- TV Guide Magazine
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For a movie of its type, Max Payne is a little short on excitement and heavy on pathos.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
"Queer as Folk's" Peter Paige makes a strong debut as a writer/director with this original black comedy.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
Simultaneously nakedly formulaic and oddly clumsy, particularly in terms of character introduction.- TV Guide Magazine
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Frank Lovece
For all the casual terribleness it records, it is entertainment; the characters are real and fleshed-out, and we care about what happens to them.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
Forget about social significance, depth of character and complex thematic underpinnings, and repeat after me: "It's only a werewolf movie."- TV Guide Magazine
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It's somewhat more energetic than the previous year's Breaking Training, and the Japanese locations are a plus, but so much silliness has been substituted for the solid situations and characterizations of the original that it's hard to believe the same people had anything to do with both pictures.- TV Guide Magazine
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The first film featured George Wendt from TV's "Cheers"; this time around, they tapped the same TV show for John Ratzenberger.- TV Guide Magazine
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MANNEQUIN TWO is breathlessly funny and blessedly unassuming comedic nonsense.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
That the 27-year-old Usher isn't much of an actor is no surprise, but he's strikingly uncharismatic for someone who's been in the spotlight since he was six.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
Runs out of story a good half hour before it runs out of spooky images, but it comes to a quietly chilling conclusion far more haunting than any bloody mayhem.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
When a performer as sharp as Cedric the Entertainer is reduced to funny fat-guy shtick, you know you're in the presence of grinding mediocrity.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
The film vacillates between inanity and flat-out lameness, and the decision to recut from an R-rated version to a PG-13 sucked out whatever life might have been left.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
Todd Komarnicki's screenplay relies heavily on red herrings and a host of suspects (there are more murderers swanning around Hill's sleek offices than there were aboard the Orient Express) to keep audiences distracted from what, in retrospect, is really pretty obvious.- TV Guide Magazine
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The huge cast seems to share in the sense of confusion, and what might have been an excellent treatment of an important story merely falls flat.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
Shock-rocker Rob Zombie's loving homage to flat-out nasty horror films of the 1970s will leave many post-"Scream" (1996) horror fans cold because of what it's not. It's not slick or glossy. It's not funny or self-referential.- TV Guide Magazine
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Though the story eventually runs out of steam and it's never clear why the night-crawlers torment certain children and then come back to get them, fledgling screenwriter Brendan William Hood and director Robert Harmon -- whip up some effective suspense sequences.- TV Guide Magazine
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THE HUNTER is more dead than alive. Supposedly based on a real bounty hunter's life, this episodic film never focuses on anything long enough for the audience to care about it, and characters race in and out of the story without introduction or development.- TV Guide Magazine
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What was a subtle farce when directed by Yves Robert in French becomes an overstated comedy here, with all the actors hamming it up to no end.- TV Guide Magazine
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This imitation of the classic AMERICAN GRAFFITI is set on Halloween night, 1965, when a group of teenagers decides to get back at the grown-ups for closing down the main drag street in Beverly Hills. Gags involving urination, obscenities, and racism are included in the fun; ripoffs from GRAFFITI include the sabotage of a police car and a disc jockey who plays tunes all night long.- TV Guide Magazine
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The only really good thing that can be said about REPOSSESSED is that it makes Exorcist II look like a classic. To hell with it.- TV Guide Magazine
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Angel Cohn
The only bright spots are Cavanagh's easy charm about him and Cumming's performance as Grody -- he's much more believable as a straight man than Graham is as a gay woman.- TV Guide Magazine
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Steve Simels
Acouple of well-earned laughs but ultimately overstays its welcome.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
Ironically, the filmmakers seem to think the audience for this movie about super-smart people is super-dumb.- TV Guide Magazine
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As slasher films go, this is about average. The sets are cheap, with most of the budget seemingly going to the gore effects.- TV Guide Magazine
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Unforgivably bad, painfully unfunny, and downright stupid, HEAD OFFICE tries to do to the corporate world what AIRPLANE did to the airlines. A needle in a haystack would be easier to find than a laugh in this film--which is surprising, considering that the cast includes such names as DeVito, Moranis, Novello, Doyle-Murray, and Shawn.- TV Guide Magazine
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A thoroughly uninvolving picture, THE PRESIDIO is chiefly the victim of a horrendous screenplay by Larry Ferguson (BEVERLY HILLS COP II; HIGHLANDER). When it isn't providing mundane dialog, Ferguson's script assaults the viewer with senseless exposition continuously dredged up from the characters' pasts.- TV Guide Magazine
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The dialogue tries to give Godzilla some higher meaning, but it doesn't know what it wants that to be.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
It's familiar stuff if you've sampled the vast body of work devoted to LA-dammerung.- TV Guide Magazine
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A smug comedy about a precocious child who teaches his deadbeat dad about the true meaning of family, GETTING EVEN WITH DAD is only occasionally funny and commits every sin in the sitcom lexicon.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
Black comedy requires perfect pitch: Pedro Almodovar has it and cowriters/directors Michalis Reppas and Thanasis Papathanasiou don't, at least by the evidence of this film.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
A handsomely produced but unintentionally risible film that mistakes high grotesquerie for high gothic.- TV Guide Magazine
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Levinson, who has directed enough films to know better, should recognize a stinker of a script when he smells one: Instead clever laughs he serves up sloppy schtick, dead spots filled with lame ad-libbing and Walken crooning "The Happy Wanderer."- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
This vapid, mean-spirited comedy is Lopez's show, and though she is utterly unconvincing as a paragon of down-to-earth virtues, the last laugh was hers from the outset.- TV Guide Magazine
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The picture is dull and the pacing abrupt rather than quick. STICK might have been a good movie about 20 years ago, before people became sophisticated and demanded depth in characterization.- TV Guide Magazine
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Less pretentious than John Milius' Big Wednesday, North Shore is pleasant enough but not very engaging.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
Thank God for Brooke Shields: Spitting spite with every remark she hurls at her long-suffering mother, she's a revelation.- TV Guide Magazine
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Steve Simels
The truth of the matter is that, given the thoroughly manipulative, red-herring plot twists that get her to the happy ending, most audience members will have ceased to care about whether she lives or dies long before the matter is settled onscreen.- TV Guide Magazine
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Angel Cohn
Keaton and Holmes have some sweet father-daughter moments and the supporting cast gives its all.- TV Guide Magazine
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Routine military melodrama leads to a satisfactorily explosive climax. But what makes Birds truly riveting entertainment is not the conflict between good and bad guys, but the clash between the film's apparent intent and the loony subversiveness of its performances.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
Seriously undermined by its sour tone and an unusually charmless performance by star Chris O'Donnell.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
Sitting through this charmless romantic comedy is like going to a restaurant and being seated next to a drunken couple who argue throughout dinner: It's messy, embarrassing and absolutely none of your business, but there's no escape.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
It's just plain lurid when it isn't downright silly, and that "drunk cam," a blurred, cockeyed lens through which Sonny's soused point-of-view is shown, is just a terrible idea.- TV Guide Magazine
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The cliched plot and unconvincing action sequences -- don't blend well with the comic scenes and make the film look painfully cheap.- TV Guide Magazine
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Though the premise has at least the potential to be funny, TRAPPED IN PARADISE is an indigestible blend of smart-ass TV sketch comedy and syrupy sentimentality.- TV Guide Magazine
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Indistinguishable from any of the He-Man TV episodes or videocassettes in any aspect other than length, which is probably a moot point at best. This is a ground-out effort designed to please the calculated expectations of He-Man's loyal audiences.- TV Guide Magazine
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No Holds Barred is paced well, with broadly drawn good guys and bad guys. Somewhat problematic is the murky status of the wrestling fans in the film. The "goodness" of Hogan's character is so markedly contrasted with the grossness of the wrestling-bar patrons that the film actually appears to be criticizing its star's fans--who are, after all, also the film's audience.- TV Guide Magazine
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Highlander 2 is beautiful. But it's largely incoherent. The film is desperately overplotted; events and years rush by and pile up like cars in an interstate wreck. It's also terribly overexplained.- TV Guide Magazine
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Filled with implausibilities and unintentionally funny moments, this early Norris feature was little more than an excuse for the actor to use his karate skills. Exploitative in nature, but popular with its audiences.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
Still passable popcorn fare, even if you'll barely taste it before swallowing.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
There's about half an hour's worth of sickly amusing material here...Unfortunately, that leaves a solid hour's worth of witless screaming, running around and expiring in a welter of icky special effects.- TV Guide Magazine
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Maitland McDonagh
The film's greatest asset is Linney, whose prickly, finely calibrated performance as the doomed Harraway makes her loss resonate more powerfully than any of the point-counterpoint rhetoric.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ryan Schifrin's first film is a pleasant surprise, an old-fashioned monster movie that relies more on genuine suspense than bare breasts and blood.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
Andreas' cast and crew, however, have done an admirable job of backing up that hilarious title with an intelligent little film that knows its limitations and makes the most of a shoestring budget.- TV Guide Magazine
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Francis Ford Coppola falls down and goes boom with this depressing, ill-conceived comedy.- TV Guide Magazine
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Ken Fox
For all its maturity - and nice performances from Johnson and Phoenix - the film winds up dancing around the 500-lb gorilla in the middle of the room rather than facing the pathology of its real subject head-on.- TV Guide Magazine
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For the first hour director Arau and his co-writer and wife, actress Arizmendi, negotiate the story's tricky mix of comedy, social satire and science fiction with surprising aplomb.- TV Guide Magazine
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