The Dissolve's Scores
- Movies
For 1,570 reviews, this publication has graded:
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37% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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58% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.6 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
| Highest review score: | Grey Gardens | |
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| Lowest review score: | Sin City: A Dame To Kill For |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 580 out of 1570
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Mixed: 771 out of 1570
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Negative: 219 out of 1570
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Matt Singer
As a focused spoof of exploitation tropes, Machete Kills is, frankly, terrible. But as a surreal stream of subconsciousness from a filmmaker who’s spent a lifetime watching bad movies, it’s an occasionally entertaining diversion.- The Dissolve
- Posted Oct 9, 2013
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Mike D'Angelo
Marsan does his best to convey his character’s essential decency, but he’s hamstrung by Pasolini’s insistence on underscoring the emptiness of John’s existence at every opportunity.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jan 14, 2015
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Scott Tobias
Freely adapted from Goethe’s two-part play, Sokurov’s Faust is a work of crushing tedium, relieved only by the spare moments of beauty that pop out like dandelions in a washed-out landscape of oppression and grotesquerie.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 14, 2013
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Tasha Robinson
The Book Thief crams story after story into such a small space that it can’t realize any of them in depth.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 14, 2013
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Scott Tobias
The film’s sketchy conception is a telling sign that Martin, Godere, and director Adam Rapp have nothing particularly funny or insightful to say about the creative process.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jan 14, 2015
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Charles Bramesco
The film’s unexpected nastiness has a way of livening up its otherwise tired story beats.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jan 14, 2015
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Keith Phipps
Pacino never goes too big, as he’s had the tendency to do for a while, but he also never goes deep. Manglehorn wanders and rambles, and the movie follows along dutifully, even though there isn’t much to see along the way.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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Sam Adams
Putting Faulkner’s dialogue in actors’ mouths only underlines the fact that it was never meant to be read aloud, and simply cutting between one perspective and the next does nothing to evoke the rushing stream of collective consciousness that runs through Faulkner’s South.- The Dissolve
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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Noah Berlatsky
A pallid romantic comedy possessed of neither imagination nor heart, it stumbles, like its star, from one familiar setpiece to another with a kind of dutiful, joyless resignation.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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Matt Singer
This is a very confused movie, designed for an audience that doesn’t exist.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 27, 2013
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Mike D'Angelo
Neither Hank nor Asha ever says or does anything that suggests they’re vital, complex individuals, and even their mutual interest in the arts is utterly generic, devoid of any intellectual exchange or even real curiosity. People this dull are available all over YouTube, for free. It’s unclear, however, why strangers would bother watching.- The Dissolve
- Posted Apr 8, 2014
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Keith Phipps
Earth To Echo is yet another found-footage film, and not a particularly inventive one at that.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jul 1, 2014
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Nathan Rabin
The screenplay relies far too heavily on coincidences, misunderstandings, and characters purposefully not saying things for reasons rooted in plot contrivances rather than clear motivation.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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Scott Tobias
What Penguins Of Madagascar needs is a roomful of ruthless editors to take jokes out of the script, particularly the ones aimed at pleasing the grown-ups in the audience.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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Keith Phipps
It’s a monster movie made with energy, but no real enthusiasm, and its setting just makes it feel like a long way to go to get the same old thing.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 4, 2013
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Scott Tobias
By trying to have it both ways—goosing up black-market trafficking for cheap thrills, while posing as being sincere about a real global scourge—the film winds up stuck in the middle.- The Dissolve
- Posted Sep 19, 2014
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Scott Tobias
As a lesson in how not to make a historical biopic, Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom proves remarkably complete: It’s a dull, glossy, uncomplicated portrait of a man whose personal and political legacy is marked by serene idealism and shrewd calculation.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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The script has a refreshing take on the expectation that sick people should be good sports, and fit a pat, inspirational narrative about the blessings of illness. But the way the story is told, with symbols, dream sequences, flashbacks, and coy withholding, makes that setup manipulative and overdetermined. It tries too hard, without being as deep as it thinks.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jan 22, 2015
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Kate Erbland
The film is a true two-hander—and Astin and Mulkey are mostly up for the task—but inept storytelling sinks the picture faster than anyone can bail it out.- The Dissolve
- Posted May 13, 2015
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Nick Schager
Given that the camera always seems to fall or get knocked into the perfect position to capture the craziness at hand, any vérité pretenses soon prove ridiculous. But it’s no more ridiculous than the plot, which incessantly wastes time trying to flesh out its characters, but barely bothers with building suspense.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jul 14, 2013
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Scott Tobias
Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters continues a tradition of adequacy that could be described as “epic-ish” or “majestic-esque.”- The Dissolve
- Posted Aug 6, 2013
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Jen Chaney
Unfortunately, this procedural/character study unfolds in a manner that feels more generic than genuinely deep.- The Dissolve
- Posted May 13, 2015
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Sam Adams
Paris Countdown has style to burn, where “style” means “uses lots of lighting gels and some camera flourishes,” but it doesn’t have a coherent point of view or a solid take on the genre.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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Matthew Dessem
There’s no shortage of the recognizable actors in minor roles that populate this sort of thing: Luis Guzmán as a loan shark, Gina Gershon as a detective. But there’s a real shortage of recognizable human behavior.- The Dissolve
- Posted Nov 5, 2014
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Scott Tobias
It’s a case study on how the quality of screen partners is only as good as the quality of the romantic obstacles separating them.- The Dissolve
- Posted Oct 17, 2014
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Mike D'Angelo
There’s something icky about a life-threatening coma that serves no function except to engineer a meet-cute.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jan 22, 2015
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Scott Tobias
Though it sounds like a contradiction, the film could be described as both dull and over the top.- The Dissolve
- Posted Feb 19, 2014
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Nathan Rabin
The film feels epic in scope, visually at least, but the depth of its deep-focus composition is bitterly at odds with the flimsiness of its characterization and plotting.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 5, 2014
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Nathan Rabin
It’s a passable knock-off of less-godly but more inspired secular fare, which may not sound like high praise, but is clearly all the filmmakers were aiming for. They set the bar low enough to clear it.- The Dissolve
- Posted May 8, 2014
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Keith Phipps
If there’s a real person beneath Danny’s over-the-top showbiz-lifer persona, Pacino never finds him. Pacino probably still has it in him to do measured, subtle performances, but this isn’t one of them. He’s more mannerism than man, even in some otherwise-relaxed scenes with Bening.- The Dissolve
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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