The A.V. Club's Scores

For 10,447 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 Badlands
Lowest review score: 0 A Life Less Ordinary
Score distribution:
10447 movie reviews
  1. Stays unrelentingly pleasant, but affability is a poor substitute for laughs or chemistry.
  2. Two movies in one. That’s one more movie than it needs to be.
  3. Much like Zwick's "Glory" and "The Last Samurai," Blood Diamond strives to be an "important" film while stopping well short of being genuinely provocative and artistically chancy.
  4. Actually, by way of a sequel, the filmmakers could just set Cerveris, Dafoe, and Reilly up for a purr-off. That’d be more fun than most of this film.
  5. Realized through old-fashioned camera mastery and newfangled special effects, it’s a stunning technical accomplishment, but one seemingly designed only to broadcast banal sentiments, when it says anything at all.
  6. It's the material that stinks, failing to give even an old pro like White more than a couple of modest laughs.
  7. But the parts of Foer's lively novel that didn't get cut in the script stage have died on the way to the screen. To be fair, it's not an easy novel to adapt.
  8. 300
    Part of the fascination of the Thermopylae story is that it really happened, and it helped define real heroism. There's nothing remotely like reality to be had in this film.
  9. There are indications scattered throughout Coco Before Chanel of a major designer quietly and persistently honing her craft, but most of the film could exist without the Chanel name and still smell like the same perfume.
  10. Working from a novel by Cecelia Ahern, LaGravenese brings some intelligence and maturity to a genre that sorely needs it, but it isn't enough to prop up this long-winded and thoroughly bland romantic comedy.
  11. Coach Carter eventually curdles into a grim love letter to discipline and accountability, which makes it the perfect sports film for W.'s second term, but not a whole lot of fun.
  12. The role needs a steely, inhuman reserve, and Garner's innate likeability works against her.
  13. The Chorus plucks desperately at the heartstrings, but fails to breathe new life into a tired old tune.
  14. Unsurprising tribute to the sweetness of rural dwellers.
  15. Retains every hooky, marketable, and superficially attractive element from its source material while losing everything that made it special.
  16. Well-intentioned and exceedingly nice, Watermarks aspires to warm the soul, but succeeds only in numbing the mind.
  17. The lucky Mulroney gets to play the kind of sensitive hunk that women want and men want to be, but he's the only one who can be heard over the tired wheezing of the romantic-comedy machinery.
  18. Assisted Living gets a little better as it wears on, and at least it's refreshingly short.
  19. The film begins as a delicate duet between Rush and Davis, but as Rush spirals out of control, his performance becomes a flashy, over-the-top solo akin to his hammy turns in "Shine" and "Quills."
  20. Some might even find the leisurely pace a nice break from the rapid-fire approach favored by most kids' entertainment.
  21. Though Craven shows flashes of the old magic, Cursed eventually settles into rote, uninspired horror fare, hog-tied to the Williamson formula all the way to arbitrary finish. The film may be one of the best ever not screened in advance for critics, but that still doesn't put it in the finest company.
  22. Well-intentioned but muddled, Face groans under the weight of its earnest ambition.
  23. By the time the film escalates into a suitably ridiculous Grand Guignol finale, all connection to reality has been severed.
  24. There's nothing cute, cloying, or playful about the lovers in Sergio Castellitto's opaque romantic drama Don't Move, but in their way, they're as incomprehensible as the stars of any gimmicky comic love film.
  25. Ice Princess will probably connect most strongly with kids who have yet to develop an awareness of sports- and family-film clichés.
  26. Though it's equally concerned with sensitive young criminals in squalid communities, Schizo is no "City Of God," for better and worse.
  27. In spite of good performances and colorful design, The Rider Named Death is too grave and remote to stir much emotion.
  28. Beauty Shop's shtick gets old and tired pretty quickly, but a breezy tone and air of easygoing likeability carry it a long way.
  29. On the whole, the film is a shallow, shrill, and all-too-familiar marital roundelay.
  30. The remake simply replaces the laughably dated horror tropes of the 1979 version with a commercial-slick J-horror aesthetic that's sure to look just as silly to audiences in another 15 years.

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