Splendid's Scores

  • Music
For 793 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 75
Highest review score: 100 Humming By The Flowered Vine
Lowest review score: 10 Fire
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 20 out of 793
793 music reviews
    • 65 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    As spectacularly successful as the Tindersticks have been in their tribute to the horror of Trouble Every Day, I'm hoping for a lighter confection from their next collaboration with Denis -- something more along the lines of Nenette et Boni.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The hour-long Love & Distortion never loses steam; it delivers on its title, and is unique enough to avoid lyrical banality.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Green Imagination succeeds because it rarely seems obvious or disingenuous, even as it indulges in copious quantities of shamelessly retro fun.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Let There Be Morning isn't designed to bowl you over with its size and scope; rather, it's a quietly compelling, lushly orchestrated affair that slowly but surely melts its way into your heart.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Remove "Girls" and "Wonder Woman" from Blowback and you'd have a solid album.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    His machinegun flow is as cerebral as ever, but too much of the album's production slides by in a dignified haze of twinkling clips and clacks, devoid of real grime or grizzled substance.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Admittedly, not all of Cloud's most ambitious tracks work ou.... But in the end, it's Garnier's ambition, combined with his talent and professionalism, that make this an album worth seeking out.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Gimmie Trouble reminds us that Adult. don't sound like anyone else... Not even themselves.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Most of Loewenstein's work here simply puts a happier spin on Sub Pop's raw, rough-edged rock formula -- the sort of thing Kurt Cobain might have written if Prozac was free.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Gomez do nothing to rethink or reinvigorate their earlier recordings; in fact, when Out West's renditions are compared to the originals, the live versions sound dull and lifeless.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The low points are easier to spot than the highs, which tend to peak at a low elevation.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The album is never anything more or less than it pretends to be. It offers a good time, and it delivers. As a soundtrack to mindless partying, it is first-rate.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    In the end, Tree City's quality makes its carbon-copy nature all the more frustrating.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Shrill, sharp, twitchy compositions that can be as abrasive as they are compelling.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    After a while, the songs begin to sound the same, and while Martey's vocals are consistently strong, the fact that she almost always sings in the same range robs them of much of their effect.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    This spruced-up EP is devoid of the rampant stylistic deviations that have ruled their later work, instead trading upon simple acoustic song structures and soulful vocal leads that recall the strummy days of I Hope Your Heart is not Brittle.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    At nearly two hours long, Church Gone Wild/Chirpin Hard is anything but a precise masterstroke. It is, however, a flawed, majestic account of what can happen when a band splits down the middle to compose on their own terms, with no artistic differences and no coalescing of ideals.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    In terms of pure power-pop delight, Velocity of Sound is hard to beat -- it's one of those records that taps directly into your musical pleasure center and jabs repeatedly at the best bits.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A fascinatingly cinematic, image-laden and claustrophobic album that feels like the someone else's nightmare.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The tunes just circle like SUVs in a parking lot; there are traces of a head of steam, of a nod towards explosive tune-structures, but it seems the ball is dropped at the last minute in favour of a holding-pattern approach -- the familiar bassline and chorused keys. It's a letdown.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    EMOH is a bit rambling, and could stand to lose a song or two so as to not detract from the its power, but considering Barlow's sometimes egregious prolificacy, these 14 songs are about as polished as he gets.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While there's nothing too stunning to be found on Three-Four, there's also nothing really sub-par.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Rarely is so-called "difficult music" so rewarding, and rarely is it so simple.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Revolutions is pretty breathtaking.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There's a fragile beauty inherent in Printz's slapdash slop-hop that belies the duo's goofy profile and bodes well for their future endeavors.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    There's definitely nothing earth-shattering here... but there's nothing that's going to alienate the fanbase, either.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If "We Are A&C" was the album's low point, the album would be in great shape -- but there are a few half-hearted tracks that stake a more legitimate claim to that dubious honor.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    For a band that regularly draws comparisons to Beta Band and Pavement, Vehicles & Animals is all too pedestrian.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Finely crafted, if modestly affecting, froth-pop that bubbles over with dreary sexual overtones and loads of youthful paranoia.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    There's not quite enough to justify the addition of another album to the Blondie catalogue.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The passion that once seeped from the group now appears manufactured.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's not necessarily a welcome change, as drugged-up, dubbed-out majesty has always been Fearless's stock-in-trade, but there's something oddly captivating about these dusky grooves and forlorn moods that makes it difficult to view the project as a failure.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Devoid of Tanaka's usual unpredictability, Beautiful is bland, linear and frequently downright dull, with entirely too many six, seven and eight-minute songs running out of ideas long before the halfway mark.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Making the effort to unravel the tightly packed layers and unconventional (even by 'Lab standards) song structures can seem downright daunting, regardless of how long you've been following Sadier and how many of her EPs you've devoured.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you think too hard about a record like this, you'll probably be ashamed to own it. Let's be honest: despite its Eastern rhythms, intricate melodies and exotic instrumentation, it's basically a yuppie sex record.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The remaining songs are uniformly well crafted, but they aren't necessarily going to please the people who come looking for more of the old "Jerk It Out" magic.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Mono singlehandedly redefines the concept of dynamics. They are very quiet, and then very loud. It will hurt your head.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    There's far too much nondescript strumming and far too few meaningful hooks.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Many fans may be turned off by the abrupt shifts in pace and style, but engaged listening reveals an overarching sensibility that guides the project from beginning to end.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Sparta seem a bit too retro-focused for their own good.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There's a lot to admire on Jackinabox, although it's ultimately less than spectacular and even occasionally embarrassing.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Listening to frontmen Jason Hill and Brian Kareig chop-up every '60s and '70s rock 'n' roll cliché, remorselessly blending Iggy, Mick, Bowie, Marc Bolan and Johnny Rotten into a light, frothy frappé of sex, violence and coked-up come-ons is, at the very least, consistently amusing -- and even better, surprisingly tasty.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Opener "Glisten" is anybody's masterpiece.... This instrumental brings so much anticipation to the rest of this record, it's no wonder I'm partly disappointed with The Listener: Gelb can't and doesn't deliver a dozen more songs like "Glisten".
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    While the album's bouts of strangulated sexuality are initially stirring, this lack of melody eventually dooms Do Rabbits Wonder? to wallow in a torpid swamp of half-formed ideas and analog squall.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Rarely has rampant misogyny and self-hype sounded as fantastic as this.
    • Splendid
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you like it fast and rough and dirty, this one's for you
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    His most diverse collection of songs to date.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The album, while competent, is thoroughly flawed.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Surgery is quite an impressive effort, sporting just the right combination of nods to their influences and carefully balanced instrumental execution.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    This isn't really one of those cases where bands like Wire or Mission of Burma or Vashti Bunyan come back years later with stuff that ranks among their best, but it isn't bad, either -- not bad at all.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Peopled with starry-eyed lovers and draped in wistful melancholy, it brilliantly captures that lonely netherworld between love and loss.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Yes, this is a funny record, but it's not a comedy record; Har Mar has an acrobatic voice that rivals pretty much any male in R&B today, and he writes some genuinely catchy, sticky melodies that lots of other acts would kill for.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Imagine, if you will, The Creation, 13th Floor Elevators and Bruce Haack allowed to run wild in Abbey Road studios for two weeks, and you’ll have an insight into the Howl’s sound.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If the whole record could be as good as the first ten seconds of "Artificial Light", it would be great. But it isn't.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's disappointing to hear them following trends rather than inspiring them.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A pretty and meticulously-crafted collection of songs.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's all so beautifully simple, especially moody acoustic guitar/piano laments like "Fewer Words", that you almost miss how effective the arrangements are -- gorgeous, heartfelt melodies yield odes to a life that's consistently surprising and alive with optimism.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    As you might expect, the sheer number of tracks means there's a sizeable dollop of filler.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While a few of the songs -- like BMG's team-up with Esthero for a cover of "White Rabbit" -- may generate momentary interest, they all sound a little too much like commercial radio fodder, their quirks depressingly predictable.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    This is one tight little record.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Plenty of albums split the difference between gems and junk, but the biggest problem with Glass House is that it lacks any discernible anima; the band seems to be phoning in their performance from a comfy armchair somewhere in Milwaukee.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    While the band has adeptly navigated the waters of change, a few moments on Night on Fire are simply too slick for their own good.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Key
    Key ultimately demands direct attention; while some songs seem to call out for the openness of a long car ride, this is a headphone masterpiece.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Dirty Dancing is a thoughtful, darkly humorous album -- a consistently danceable mix of state of the art electronic music trends.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    City is a noticeably fleshier beast than its predecessor; the album is lush and sophisticated with hooks aplenty.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Deathsentences' series of white-noise sculptures is certainly interesting, but the materials that accompany it will have a far more lasting effect upon your consciousness.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The Johns (Linnell and Flansburgh) are firing on all cylinders here, wrapping their suitably obscure and sometimes ethereal humor in the most capable songwriting of their careers.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    You have to admire Hefner's artistic spirit -- but Dead Media is too flawed and derivative to earn serious praise.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I
    If you set the more gratuitous avant-gardities aside, you're left with a fair amount of haunting, beautiful and challenging music.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    A towering monument to Esthero's overpowering sense of self satisfaction, this mess overstays its welcome and abuses whatever attention you're willing to spend on it. In short, it's not a career highlight.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's a well-thought out and solidly executed effort by an artist who hasn't allowed himself to become set in his ways.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The result is so refreshing original, it not only cements Gold Chains' position as one of today's best and brightest indie-tech gurus; it also says, coolly and effortlessly, that genre boundaries are "no big thang".
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Russian Doll is defined by beautiful tones, imprecise boundaries, world-weary subject matter and a Phil Spectorian sheen that obscures as much as it illuminates.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Awake is a distinctly flawed album; much of what's here is precious or forced-sounding.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Seal IV... finds him retreading old ground and misguidedly attempting to claim new territory.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The quality is uniform, but below par.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The absence of memorable hooks and catchy choruses is obvious.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For a fractured album that spent several years in limbo, Amber Headlights does two things very well: it's an impressive introduction to Dulli's far-reaching musical talent, and a spiritual cleansing for the wry vocalist himself.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Aside from being tracked incorrectly (on my copy anyway) and not always being of the choicest sound quality, Sad Sappy Sucker shows that Modest Mouse’s rise to the pinnacle of indiedom started at the bottom, just like everybody else.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The brittle treble-heavy assault is replaced with clarity, greater exploration of texture and more "professional" recording.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Dangerous Dreams' late arrival was nearly enough to doom it to obscurity, but the disc's lack of new ideas puts the final nail in the coffin.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Julia and Lena's voices are nothing special, and their lyrics are still derivative -- suitable fodder for Charmed or a Rachel Leigh Cook movie, but not the sort of thing that makes a lasting impression.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    You won't be sure whether you blacked out from a seizure, gave birth to twins or simply had one of the best musical experiences of your life.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Songs too slow to dance to and too annoyingly repetitive for passive listening.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    However nice the guitar sounds, though, it's hard to ignore the fact that it's dressing up songs that would be a bit dull without it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    They might not have the lyrical substance necessary to be the new Manics, but Gay Dad's unpretentious take on modern glam makes snorting coke while wearing striped hot-pants and sprinkling stardust on passers by sound like a hell of a lot of fun.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The aggressive stance taken on some of the songs brings an unwelcome "Is this Orgy?" feel to the affair.... If Gwenmars can produce more show-stoppers, and perhaps tone-down some of the aggresive stylings that creep in, they might become more than just a throwback.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    This shit is boring.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Plays Music sounds like stuff you've heard before, but there's a special, vibrant joy between its notes.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If you'd never heard Gotham!, you might very well find much to like about Stealing of a Nation.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    As recently as last year it looked like The Datsuns might be next in line to make arena-sized, super-popular rock the way Zeppelin, AC/DC and G'n'R did. They still might, but it's going to take better songs than these.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    By returning to the drawing board they used to create Ego War, Dinsdale and Franks have created a bigger, better version of their all-inclusive dance-pop/hip-hop.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    One
    One offers ten tracks of zipless triple-A folktronica -- bland, edgeless songs like "A Million Ways" that wouldn't even heat up the Ballroom D dancefloor on the final night of a Midwestern Regional Sales Conference.