Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,798 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7798 movie reviews
  1. If the last film suggested that Knoxville and company were more than ready to pass the torch to a younger generation, Jackass: Best and Last represents a course correction of sorts, as it proceeds as a celebration of the gonzo accomplishments of the original core group.
  2. Despite being fairly light on its feet, Craig Gillespie’s bratty, high-flying space western is fatiguingly overfamiliar in a genre that can’t help but keep looking backward for inspiration as it clings to relevance.
  3. The film at once lampoons a spectatorship culture that drives creators to madness and cherishes the naïvete of everyday people who want to share their passions with people on the internet.
  4. Louis Garrel’s magnetism is so astonishing that you feel as if he’s the only one who could withstand Angelina Jolie’s on-screen presence, and that makes it a pity that the two actors share just a couple of scenes.
  5. The film’s slice-of-life scenes are generationally accurate representations of everyday life, but they aren’t given the narrative or dialectical form to actually say much about that life.
  6. Toy Story 5 leans into the sentimental beats that are familiar to the series, except those moments too often give the film the feel of a PSA aimed at convincing parents to monitor their kids’ screen time.
  7. Its mix of compassion and clarity allows it to avoid the easy sentimentality of similar tales.
  8. The film is much more interested in the logistics of bomb defusal than any of its characters.
  9. Cal McMau’s Wasteman illustrates why a powerful paradox about prisons makes them such a popular staging ground for psychodramas.
  10. Hugh Jackman’s take on a fabled friend of the poor may empty his veins, but the film might have meant more had he spilled his guts.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    This heart-wrenching drama about a makeshift family trying to stay afloat is buoyed by vulnerable performances and some spectacular imagery, even as the script spreads itself thin.
  11. This ambitiously staged brawler understands that narrative simplicity is the core of a truly relentless, propulsive action movie.
  12. Stop! That! Train! handles the dumbest things with just the right amount of seriousness, and it’s more than self-aware of its own silliness.
  13. Delivered from the heights of personal and professional validation, the great prophet of Hollywood’s sermonistic latest is akin to a detached, rambling, and academic exercise that treats cinema and humanity as a great and curious jigsaw puzzle.
  14. The film often strikes the right balance between loony satire and heartfelt commentary.
  15. This brooding, disaffected character study is a singularly odd, messy, and haunting portrait of detachment.
  16. Masters of the Universe has a beating heart—thoughtfully recontextualizing He-Man as a different presentation of masculinity—and it’s bolstered by a cartoon-perfect representation of the original cartoon’s menagerie of characters and their powers. But the poorly executed, jingling-key cheap elements piled up around that heart are enough to clog it until it explodes.
  17. Backrooms is undeniable, both as a future load-bearing pillar of the internet-born horror movement that’s now breaking ground and for being built on a concept that feels truly new.
  18. The film functions best when Anthony Maras reflects his protagonist's nature: straightforward, unflashy, and mission-driven.
  19. The film is both a document of a precise historical moment and testament to the continuity of Palestinian memory and struggle.
  20. Daniel Roher’s modern noir has an appealing cleverness and lightness of touch.
  21. The Samurai and the Prisoner offers a master class in framing and blocking, with Kurosawa Kiyoshi continually finding new ways to render the story’s self-contained setting as a source of rich visual pleasure.
  22. Mandalorian and Grogu is, basically, four Mandalorian episodes wearing an IMAX trench coat.
  23. This endlessly playful, humorous, and mirthfully gory film is pure Jane Schoenbrun.
  24. The influence of Brecht and Godard is plain to see, but any distancing effect is counterbalanced by Radu Jude’s earthy black humor and especially by the main character, who gives the film its strong emotional core.
  25. With one foot planted in documentary exposé and the other in coming-of-age drama, the film falls short of satisfying the demands of either genre.
  26. Arrhythmic, unfocused, and forgetting to breathe, this overstuffed film feels like a circus act, a well-dressed elephant on a unicycle juggling a dozen balls. It’s an impressive feat of dexterity, if not grace.
  27. At some point before the truncated-seeming finale, the film is just chasing its own tail.
  28. LifeHack is consistently intriguing for the conflicting emotions with which it looks back on its chosen moment in tech and time, characterized by cutthroat scamming and cynicism, as well as empowerment and camaraderie for the young and quick-witted.
  29. Obsession’s big set-piece sequences are as chilling in their effect as they are confident in their execution.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Featuring larger-than-life characters described with epithets like “monster” and “the rough one,” and blending brutal violence with themes of generational trauma, abuse, and toxic masculinity, the film ponders what one does with the bottomless hate of being wronged.
  30. The film doesn’t totally succeed in capturing the show’s scope or thematic through line.
  31. Mortal Kombat II is done waiting around. It’s ravenous to get down to bloody business.
  32. Despite loose ends, it’s one of the most dreamily affectionate (and affectionately critical) portrayals of the natural sciences ever committed to the screen.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    The at times overbearing aesthetic touch isn’t enough to diminish the film’s saliency.
  33. On the whole, Blue Film’s raw, skin-crawling interrogations of aberrant sexuality and trauma ring fearless and true.
  34. Befitting its image-conscious milieu, The Devil Wears Prada 2 has the aspartame fake-sweetness and zero-calorie comfort of its predecessor: It’s charming enough in the moment but you’ll be hungry again half an hour later.
  35. The slower it moves, the more obvious One Spoon of Chocolate’s deficiencies become.
  36. Arnaud Desplechin’s film only flirts with questions about the sacrifices made for art.
  37. Damian McCarthy threads the needle between supplying old-school scares and a richly layered character piece that also functions as a meditation on his own perspective as a storyteller.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 88 Critic Score
    In beautifully quiet ways, Two Seasons, Two Strangers captures its characters in the realm of the ineffable, making the mundane utterly sublime.
  38. Once it turns into a home-invasion thriller, the film becomes more sadistic than hilarious.
  39. Like the fraught relationship between its two musician characters, the film never finds the right groove.
  40. The film turns the realities of a tragic, deeply complicated life into a sanitized popcorn film.
  41. In lieu of any competently developed drama, we get a blitzkrieg of scares and gooey body horror that can best be described as arbitrary.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Across the film, Joel Alfonso Vargas delivers an intimately observed portrait of Rico and the Bronx’s Dominican community, folding warmth into the very real pressures that define daily life.
  42. Fatih Akin’s Amrum is a delicate coming-of-age parable tracking national identity and violence to their most intimate origin points during the waning days of the Third Reich.
  43. The film is a boldly theatrical pop exorcism where the wounds of the past serve as a gateway to forces that can consume or lift the possessed to ecstatic new levels of self-expression.
  44. The narrative is nonsense, but it’s at least an arch and sweet kind of nonsense as it jumps through its fairy-tale hoops on the way to the next splash of artful color and manically doodled creativity.
  45. Igor Bezinović plays up the farcical side of history in Fiume o Morte!, his innovative docudrama retelling of Italian fascist poet Gabriele D’Annunzio’s short-lived occupation of Rijeka, Croatia, in 1920.
  46. For a film that’s so well versed not only in the genre but in its tendencies to recreate and recycle itself, it’s disappointing to see Faces of Death do so in such slavish fashion.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The film brims with hilarious dialogue, lightly satirical observations of a culture that treats art as a commodity, and satisfying payoffs to a number of story elements planted early on.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    Ultimately, Mermaid shows how loneliness can un-anchor a person, and it makes you understand how any lost sailor might fall for the first thing, no matter what it is, that breaks it.
  47. Aneil Karia’s Hamlet, which is nearly defined by its handheld camerawork and the medium close-ups on Riz Ahmed’s face, is one of the more intimate adaptations of Shakespeare’s play to date.
  48. The film has, figuratively and literally, somehow even less gravity than its source material and predecessor. The visual language is divorced from reality and referent to the games; even Looney Tunes action is grounded in the real world—the better to subvert it.
  49. Kristoffer Borgli delights in creating a hypothetical trap for his lovers, but he also acknowledges that there’s something romantic about being stuck in it together.
  50. François Ozon’s adaptation of Albert Camus’s novel is haunting, transportive, and tragically humanist, a worthy introduction to the text for the skeptical (or a refresher for the lapsed) and a memorably grim drama in its own right.
  51. BenDavid Grabinski’s film is less of a crime drama than a punch-drunk comedy of errors.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    This is a film that’s content to imitate its influences rather than build an identity of its own.
  52. The film is lean, mean, and feisty, even if it doesn’t quite stick the landing.
  53. The film is a witchy mall comedy that mostly keeps you under its spell.
  54. Yes
    Nadav Lapid’s film locates a dire spiritual crisis facing the nation of his birth.
  55. Amanda Peet finds layers of shading in what could have been a dull and simplistic role.
  56. It proves entertaining and enlightening when exploring Jacobs’ contributions to the world of fashion. But more often, it’s just like listening in on an engaging chat between two artist friends who share a fan-like admiration of each other’s craft.
  57. For all its empathy, Late Shift upholds the dubious virtue of self-sacrifice that underpins the Protestant work ethic.
  58. The can-do spirit of Dead Lover, as evidenced by the way it couples goofy sound effects with cuts and camera movements, takes it a long way.
  59. Thierry Frémaux’s tribute is at its best when it spotlights just how much can still be rediscovered in the Lumière brothers’ formidable filmography, over 130 years after they filmed workers leaving the factory.
  60. Vanessa Caswill’s film feels reverse engineered to maximize emotional impact.
  61. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller put a comedic spin on Andy Weir’s more straightforward 2021 novel Project Hail Mary, recasting the author’s hopeful vision of productive communication with extraterrestrials as an unlikely buddy comedy.
  62. The Bride!’s aims to show that being good in a cruel world is as foolish as falling in love—as foolish as attempting to be out and proud freaks in a repressive society. Guillermo del Toro might be brave enough to let his monsters fight and fuck in their own defense, but Gyllenhaal and her monsters do it nastier, sloppier, and louder as an act of magnificent defiance.
  63. It falls well short of providing any satisfying exploration of its weighty theme of persuasion versus violence in the face of oppression.
  64. By keeping some of its cards close to its chest, Heel respects our intelligence, which helps it to earn its sneakily moving ending.
  65. While it isn’t an overt examination of it in the manner of The Moment, the film does feel like a natural cinematic extension of Charli XCX’s melancholy party-girl persona.
  66. This surprisingly refreshing take on familiar material is unconcerned with meta discussions about where the film stands in the canon.
  67. As much as Binoche is the backbone of Queen at Sea, Courtenay and Calder-Marshall’s raw performances are no less impressive.
  68. In the Blink of an Eye feels less like a film than a commercial for life insurance that got out of hand, or perhaps more accurately one for the kind of hollow Silicon Valley tech optimism that has been thoroughly exposed as a sham by now.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    Even if the film has few surprises in store for us, there’s something pleasingly unpretentious about how it leaves little room for subtext throughout.
  69. Freudians will have a field day with Markus Schleinzer’s 17th-century-set folk tale.
  70. Leyla Bouzid’s ability to capture the complexities and contradictions of familial affection is what makes In a Whisper so impressive.
  71. Ghost Elephants shows that Werner Herzog is fiercely determined to explore new frontiers while they still exist and capture the poetic phenomena of nature and the unshakeable dreams it continues to instill in mankind.
  72. While Wolfram might struggle to convey a depth of feeling for its characters and the brutal, dehumanizing frontier they call home, it can be an intermittently satisfying good-versus-evil period piece.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 88 Critic Score
    The film starts off as an ostensibly simple tale of infidelity before it begins to grapple with even more anxious themes as it shuffles its characters into a series of memorable tableaux.
  73. One senses that Rod Blackhurst knows that Dolly is undernourished, but his attempts to jazz it up by splitting it into transparently titled chapters only calls further attention to that dearth of imagination.
  74. This is subject matter that might sound heavy, but the difficult feelings dredged up never overwhelm the film’s gentle, character-driven approach.
  75. The film struggles to bring its non-zombie characters to life.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    John Patton Ford cultivates an old-school flair while keeping one finger on the pulse of the current moment
  76. Only cheap shock value can be gleaned from the film’s cavalcade of blood, semen, animal carcasses, dick pics, and erotic toothbrushing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Dao
    As it bounces around from conversation to conversation to paint a portrait of a community at once both fractured and reassembled thanks to these congregations, Dao comes to suggest a less sardonic version of one of Robert Altman’s hangout movies.
  77. Yellow Letters ultimately proves to be much less than the sum of its parts, as a lack of focus prevents its political commentary and humanist drama from cohering in any meaningful way.
  78. Easy as it may be to imagine a more artful, restrained, and introspective version of Redux Redux, the one we got is satisfying enough that you may want to take it out for another spin.
  79. Like Mike’s modus operandi as a criminal, the film goes through all the pro forma motions.
  80. The film offers a joyous throwback to the optimistic feeling of the early internet creator era.
  81. Like a particularly impressive aspic, Wuthering Heights is tantalizing to behold but not so easy to swallow.
  82. Hope and fear are inextricably bound in Akinola Davies Jr.’s semi-autobiographical film.
  83. By forcing us to identify with its largely comatose protagonist, By Design arouses resentment in order to shake us out of torpor.
  84. It’s easy to imagine the nihilistic avenues that Renny Harlin’s trilogy capper could have gone down.
  85. Jimpa’s exploration of non-binary identity ultimately proves superficial.
  86. Beth de Araújo’s sophomore feature is a harrowing chronicle of a premature maturation.
  87. Not even a typically scenery-chewing Christoph Waltz can enliven the proceedings.
  88. Nuisance Bear is at its most powerful when its message has been condensed down into a single image.

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