Seattle Post-Intelligencer's Scores

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For 2,931 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 Peter Pan
Lowest review score: 0 Mindhunters
Score distribution:
2931 movie reviews
  1. But the movie's vital signs improve remarkably in the second half, and especially in the last act. The proceedings suddenly pick up some screwball charm, the writing improves (with several truly inspired one-liners tossed in here and there) and the secondary characters begin to click.
  2. The "guest cast" includes Philip Seymour Hoffman, Allison Janney and Sarah Jessica Parker, but all are upstaged by Greg Hollimon's cheerfully corrupt Principal Blackman and Sedaris.
  3. Kline saves the movie and makes it something special. He does this not only by mastering the dialect and mannerisms and convincing us he is French, but by skillfully underplaying the character and slowly revealing his humanity. It's a master star turn: He makes a better Gerard Depardieu than Gerard Depardieu. [5 May 1995, p.28]
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  4. Sporadically enjoyable but instantly forgettable comedy.
  5. Unfortunately, the film assumes viewers have such a vast knowledge of Fellini's life and films that it's likely to play best to graduate film students.
  6. This 38th Allen film (and third in a row to be set in London) is a drama about two brothers that's so heavy in tone it seems inspired by Greek tragedy and the grimmest '40s film noir.
  7. Dennis Quaid gives what may be his best performance in the stylish thriller Flesh and Bone, but the movie around him is so cold, quirky and ploddingly predictable that it's hard to recommend. [05 Nov 1993]
    • Seattle Post-Intelligencer
  8. It never achieves the bleak poetry and tawdry tragedy of the best examples of the genre, but the understated humor is nicely played by Cusack and Thornton.
  9. In the end, the comedian makes the movie seem better than it really is.
  10. An engaging but essentially routine tragic romance.
  11. It's only a notch above the routine, and it obeys all the conventions of its tired formula, but it also tones the anarchy with a serious edge and it works a surprisingly effective vein of race-relations satire.
  12. More like the kid shows that populate Nickelodeon.
  13. The movie's political and moral points -- and theme about creating family however you can find it -- elevate it above the average kids movie.
  14. A sweet little comedy, as easygoing and warmly innocuous as the benign irony of the title.
  15. While adults may feel out of their league, there are a few jokes that will appeal to them.
  16. While a fascinating subject, Bruce is a bit of a poseur, keenly aware of how he comes across on camera.
  17. Beautiful but empty.
  18. Even if it lacks the finesse of Franklin's earlier work, High Crimes moves like a bullet.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Unfortunately, once the "be yourself" story line is resolved (singing and dancing go together, who would have guessed?), the film is only half over.
  19. Essentially works, even though the script is a mess and John Singleton's direction is often clumsy and heavy-handed to an annoying degree.
  20. While Hunt's directing debut is promising, if understated, it's her performance as schoolteacher April Epner that impresses the audience.
  21. A rousing and gently inspirational story of an underclass kid made good, but it's in those cultural glimpses that the film shines.
  22. Ultimately, City Hall is more evidence for the contention that the best movies these days are made from novels in which the basic story has been well worked out by non-Hollywood personnel. The gaggle of high-priced writers who toiled on this script seem to have four different ideas of where they were going, and even what their movie is about. [16 Feb 1996]
    • Seattle Post-Intelligencer
  23. While Gainsbourg and Stamp are charming, Attal's husband is difficult to like, to say the least. Must a woman as gracious and intelligent as Charlotte really settle for domesticity with such a near-abusive boor?
  24. There's no disguising the fact that, beneath all its talk, this is a very traditional, very predictable romance; it's sorely in need of some comic relief; and, if you're a non-smoker, you will get very tired of its heroine blowing smoke in your face.
  25. For all of its minor pleasures, this encore lacks the depth of its conviction.
  26. The kids have good chemistry, there's some fun oddball humor stuck in around the slapstick, and the gorgeous photography of the Gulf Coast beaches, waterways and wildlife brings their mission to life.
  27. Rambling and easygoing, Nico and Dani is a modest but frank look at adolescent lust, both heterosexual and homosexual.
  28. Outside of its star power, it reeks of indie film and doesn't hold much mainstream steam.
  29. In some ways, De Niro does a competent job in his second directorial effort but his characterizations are clumsy, and his members of the Power Elite always seem less real people than stick figures in a propaganda movie.
  30. The characters are uniformly repulsive, the cliche-ridden script builds no real tension or psychological interest, and the bottom line is that Lee's innovative but ultimately tedious and even ludicrous MTV-style visuals add absolutely nothing to the story dynamics.
  31. Despite Clement's best efforts to make Jarrod a deadpan oddball nerd, it becomes apparent early on that excessive teenage eccentricity and terminal self-delusion isn't quite as cute in the adult male and absent father.
  32. It never generates much interest in its story or affection for its characters, and it's simply not half as funny as it needs to be.
  33. The cruel simplicity of the atrocity is made needlessly chaotic by artless camerawork that swishes rapidly back and forth across the action, to the accompaniment of a syrupy soundtrack.
  34. What remains is a sumptuous-looking film that sniffs at but ignores deeper Freudian implications.
  35. It's a movie brimming with good intentions, solid production values and searing performances. However, it never quite clicks into place with any real satisfaction.
  36. It's in English, but the actors speak it with tortuous accents that are a constant struggle to understand and make them seem like foreigners in their own land. Spanish with English subtitles would have served this story much, much better.
  37. Lacks the driving unity that gave "Gettysburg" its focus, dramatic arc, climax and catharsis.
  38. Despite the scenic appeal of Mexico's Baja Peninsula, the film may prove too nerve-racking for casual viewers. It is a racing movie for the inside track.
  39. When the film suddenly turns into "Rocky" -- as all boxing films of the past two decades invariably do -- it invalidates its theme.
  40. There's also a terrific performance from Collette, who, in only a handful of scenes, wonderfully communicates the unusual resourcefulness of a demented woman who has spent her life assuming a succession of physical handicaps as a survival technique.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The supporting cast, peppered with seasoned pros like Levy, Smart, Betty White and a hilarious Joan Plowright, milk underwritten roles with gusto.
  41. Full of sharp ideas and wry moments awaiting the inspired ingenuity of a screwball comedy to pull it all together. It never comes.
  42. Sadly, it's a disappointment. Nicole Kidman could hardly be more enchanting in the lead, but the script is one of writer-director Nora Ephron's weakest.
  43. Without the saving grace of comedy, Martin's natural abrasiveness is off-putting, and he just doesn't have the stuff of a romantic lead.
  44. To be fair, Aronofsky has a knack for stylistic overkill, and his hammering onslaught is undeniably riveting, at first anyway.
  45. Somehow the elements do not add up to by anything especially memorable.
  46. Unfortunately, the goofiness never quite finds its groove. The romantic chemistry is tepid, the comedy misses as often as it hits, the picaresque plot keeps dogging down and even actors as skilled as Platt, Irons and Lena Olin fail to register strongly in their roles.
  47. A rather dull movie.
  48. In fact, when not kicking butt, (Li)'s kind of a blank spot in the center of the screen.
  49. The script's labored efforts to push the proceedings into a thought-provoking military drama -- and draw some clear moral issue -- are, at best, flimsy.
  50. Its animation is simply glorious, but its story and characters are trite.
  51. Whether Mann's film will make a difference, however, is another question. He devotes little time to really exploring the issues, leaving the film a patchwork of assertions that, while they may be true, have to be taken on faith.
  52. Evening is so distanced from the emotions of the story that it never breathes on its own.
  53. It's overblown and greedy and feels like more of a merchandizing scheme than a movie.
  54. Maybe it's fantasy fatigue, but for all the pretty effects and breathless chases and goblin war battles, the sense of wonder and magic is lost in the shuffle.
  55. Along the way the film loses sight of the joy of music that supposedly pushes them all.
  56. A modest but amiable comedy.
  57. Ultimately a primer. Without actually putting it in direct terms, it proposes a revolutionary solution, not just in Argentina but everywhere that the corporate culture has failed its workers and their communities.
  58. A bland Bond.
  59. xXx
    Momentum, motivation and story are all swallowed by simple sensation, and the film finally exhausts itself for lack of stylistic imagination.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    No spoilers here, but there are enough hints that the incoming class of happy-go-lucky theater folk will have plenty to do in the already-in-the-works fourth installment.
  60. Clearly not Zhang's forte, his directorial touch is neither light nor magical enough to bring off this kind of whimsy, his characters often seem contrived and unbelievable, and his movie comes off as slightly forced and naggingly unsatisfying.
  61. It's a violent, R-rated action piece, but well directed, rather lavishly produced, filled with imaginative stunts, and it doesn't have a dull moment in it. [17 May 1991]
    • Seattle Post-Intelligencer
  62. It's so affected and arch it flops into self parody.
  63. Little Nicky will please Sandler's fans and likely won't win any converts.
  64. Adults will quickly tire of the dragon antics; kids will be bored by all the moralizing and faux metaphysics. [31 May 1996]
    • Seattle Post-Intelligencer
  65. Easily the least passionate romantic comedy I've seen in years.
  66. Presents itself as tragedy with the insensitive Joe as its tragic hero, but Joe's fantasies of artistic rebellion and individualism have rotted into simple, solipsistic selfishness.
  67. Strikes a universal chord, no matter what rung of the popularity ladder we were on in high school.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Romance has little to do with the bizarre tale, part true crime and part lonely-hearts drama, of Burt Pugach and Linda Riss. While the now elderly pair may have found some happiness, that absence is heartbreaking.
  68. The result is a great-looking movie with an awkward balance of pulp noir and campy self-awareness.
  69. This bloodless, nuanced little thriller carries small weight save for Huppert's enigmatic, thrifty performance.
  70. Certainly kept the toddlers (including mine) at an advance screening engrossed, but for parents and reviewers, it was more of a struggle.
  71. This journey is clunkily rendered, clouded by an avalanche of murky symbolism.
  72. If you can forgive some woeful casting and a plot that is as creakingly thin as an old staircase, you can enjoy director Christopher Nolan's The Prestige.
  73. It's just never as gripping as it needs to be.
  74. The movie depends on one of those big surprise endings for its effectiveness, but the script gives itself away in the first act.
  75. The Beautiful Country has an epic bearing, but a trite and troubled script makes it more a visual tirade than an engaging odyssey.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    It's an ambitious film, but that doesn't mean it's good.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The first half-hour of this movie is super-worse, with only some sub-"American Pie" gags fleshing out the lame-brain plot, but once it gets on the road, there's pleasure to be had.
  76. It all comes together to be a remarkably dull movie.
  77. Never quite rises above its one-joke situation.
  78. The film is inoffensive, and Baldwin is fun and engaging.
  79. Next to "Bad Santa" or "Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat," it's a paragon of sophistication.
  80. This is one family reunion where you need someone to act up or pick a fight, anything to bring a little life to the party.
  81. It's hard to recall another time when the cross-purposes of two collaborating filmmakers of a major film has been quite so evident, or when the theme of the movie itself has been so totally schizophrenic -- half populist outrage, half Nazi.
  82. A sweet if bland film.
  83. Amateur, the fourth film of American independent filmmaker Hal Hartley, is by far his best - though, in the wake of "The Unbelievable Truth," "Trust" and "Simple Men," that is, admittedly, not saying much. [05 May 1995]
    • Seattle Post-Intelligencer
  84. Witherspoon shines. She's never looked better, and she carries herself with both her usual comedic flair and a surprising elegance.
  85. At 86 minutes, Sleuth '07 plays like a Cliffs Notes version of the original (which was skillfully adapted by Anthony Shaffer from his own hit play) with far too much of its pacing and delicious texture ruthlessly cut.
  86. Lawrence uses the stand-up forum less as a weapon to blast us with his incisive, razor sharp insights into life, sex and ethnicity than as a pulpit or confessional to chronicle his rehabilitation and reformation.
  87. The futuristic thriller is overly familiar and never especially gripping -- and too somber and cerebral for the young action crowd -- but it looks terrific and is in no way an embarrassment.
  88. Cult-favorite director Victor Salva ("Jeepers Creepers" I & II) is a competent visual storyteller and the film believes in itself so strongly (and with such a straight face) that it's hard not to halfway enjoy it.
  89. The film is thrown off balance by the weight of Norton's compassion for this troubled soul.
  90. For all its pronouncements, it's a frothy romantic lark.
  91. It wants to be both an art-film homage and a rollicking, outrageous sex farce, and it's not really enough of either to make an impression.
  92. Only Carol Kane, hilarious in roller curls and wide tortoiseshell glasses, gets to sink her teeth into her role. At least for Lohan, "Confessions" is her stepping-off point. Now she has to find a film to be her "real" stage.
  93. Competently directed by Christian music producer Steve Taylor, it's a sincerely (if not exactly subtly) performed spiritual drama with a faith-based lesson in humility and the practical charity of offering a helping hand.
  94. It would be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all.

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