San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

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For 9,317 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9317 movie reviews
  1. Stanley Donen's spouse-swapping comedy is not as naughty as it might have been, but it showcases Mitchum in a good comic role. [11 Jul 1997, p.D1]
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  2. For the first 20 minutes or so, Crazy People is lightweight but fun. Then the movie defies its own logic and falls apart. [11 Apr 1990, p.E1]
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  3. You want to like almost everyone in this film, but they're all undone by a weak script.
  4. Estevez further undermines the film by casting himself in the lead role. He gives an odd performance, in which he consistently seems to be going for enigmatic, but he ends up just inexpressive.
  5. Abigail Breslin (“Little Miss Sunshine”) plays the infected daughter. Her performance seems unsettled at first, but it doesn’t take long for Breslin to sink into Maggie’s (rotting) skin, aided by some fine makeup work. Her most effective moments come when the teen faces the inescapability of her death.
  6. Although this leisurely tale of an aged French sculptor offers a few other small pleasures, in the end it lacks heft.
  7. LBJ
    There is something of a Halloween costume about Woody Harrelson’s appearance in the film. He looks as if frozen midway into some morphing process between himself and Lyndon Johnson, a process that, by pure chance, happened to stop at the precise moment he began to look comical.
  8. Sure, The Mauritanian is better than staring at metal bars and better than two hours of rigorous legal preparation. But it isn’t better by much.
  9. There's little illumination.
  10. This is win-win for everybody, but it's too win-win - a setup that short-circuits drama, that shoehorns a situation into a precooked formulation: He's a real prisoner and she's an emotional prisoner, and each offers the other the possibility of freedom.
  11. The Promise is hardly grotesque; and it has good things in it, but by the end, it just feels like a failed manipulation.
  12. The movie has a certain integrity and creates an interesting atmosphere, largely thanks to the soundtrack, of all things, which gives most moments a dreamy undertone.
  13. The new Netflix documentary Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed, produced by husband-and-wife team Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone, paints a picture of naked opportunism that shattered Ross’ legacy. It’s the story of how a man became an industry, and how his family was gradually, systematically left out in the cold.
  14. A glossy miscalculation.
  15. Stolevski obviously wants us to sympathize with these wounded characters who have been shunted aside by a cruel society, but that’s hard to do when they are so verbally cannibalistic.
  16. Every last joke in the movie - verbal gags, visual gags, musical cues, camera moves - is crushingly literal.
  17. In short, a nice, predictable film unlikely to linger in the memory.
  18. Feels more like an earnest commercial for music education than successful entertainment.
  19. The wolf-homosexual analogy is well drawn, but Wolves ultimately feels slight, a tad unfinished -- as if it were conceived as a sketch and hadn't been fleshed out to feature length.
  20. Trying to be provocative with a capital "P," Anne Fontaine's Adore undermines itself by provoking unintended laughs.
  21. It’s entertaining enough, but you wish it had something quirkier, more messily human, more imaginatively drawn outside the lines to it.
  22. Murphy seems committed to pushing his hostile vision, and that in itself is interesting. [01 Jul 1992]
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  23. The Mandalorian’s memorable catchphrase is: “This is the way.” His first theatrical feature gets about halfway there.
  24. Lone Survivor, from start to finish, is a tale of disaster, of bad luck and bad communication, perhaps even faulty planning, though that's hard to say. So the movie loses the common touch of average folk trying to get by, while also losing some of the pleasure of watching a crack unit at work.
  25. Not a mediocre film. It is, by turns, a great and awful film.
  26. Both McAvoy and Horgan handle the rapid-fire dialogue with gusto, and for a while, their devastating banter is amusing. But eventually the effect begins to wear thin: These vocal diatribes need a more developed story to hang on.
  27. This movie borders on the ridiculous, but is pulled back by an aesthetic portrayal of the supernatural and by its stars.
  28. The problem is the script, which, in scene after scene, contains no surprises.
  29. Its impression lingers in the mind, giving the film a longer half-life than it would otherwise deserve.
  30. Problem Child is a beautiful example of what junk entertainment can be with a smattering of brains behind it. While it hangs there as a monument to audience idiocy, it also lets you have a wallow in fun. You leave thinking there have been worse things on which to spend your time and money. [28 July 1990, p.C3]
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