San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

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For 9,302 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9302 movie reviews
  1. It's an horrific and tragic story, but somehow made beautiful through the care and attention of Schnabel's direction and Bardem's tender, unforgettable performance.
  2. A Korean film that takes an American genre and gets fancy with it.
  3. Her (Anderson) performance is a study in the difference between hubris and pride, remarkable for how unshowy but profoundly devastating it is.
  4. A mannerless, styleless brute, Bullock's Grace Hart is Eliza Doolittle in sweats.
  5. Mamet finds an angle just new enough to be fresh.
  6. Joyously unhinged and outrageously inventive.
  7. It will bring joy in a way certainly not intended, as one of the most gloriously and unwittingly silly films ever devised by a major American filmmaker.
  8. Cage gives a performance that invites audiences to lay cynicism aside in a romantic fable.
  9. Rich supplies some eloquent grace notes, and Van Sant uses them to make understated music.
  10. Pure ham and cheese.
  11. Renders the juicy bits of the artist's life in two hours of pulsing highlights that suggest a man who never really had any emotional or psychic downtime.
  12. This oddball comedy may be one of the brightest, funniest pieces of entertainment of the season.
  13. The movie's gimmick for airing the contents of a woman's head is not unlike that used for the dogs and tots in those "Look Who's Talking" movies.
  14. Don't tell Mom, but everybody seems stoned.
  15. A lighthearted fable with jarring scenes of violence and halfhearted stabs at mystical realism, its saving grace is its gooey center, the luminous Binoche.
  16. The film is well shot and has titillating action without a single persuasive emotion.
  17. The audience has already checked out, long before the formulaic finish.
  18. A hostage drama that oscillates between soap opera and action flick.
  19. The class act of action movies.
  20. Re-creates that chilling sense that comes when, in the middle of a pleasant conversation, one realizes the other person is off his rocker.
  21. The show takes little more than an hour to finish and less than a minute to forget, while politely reminding us not only that gay movies have fallen on hard times but also that they refuse to give up.
  22. It's the kind of unpretentious movie that falls between the cracks, and for a certain kind of audience, the thoughtful kind, it would be a shame to miss.
  23. In every kids' picture, there are going to be sections that only kids will enjoy. Fortunately, 102 Dalmatians has enough for the adults, too.
  24. Even the surprise ending arrives with a thud and makes us wonder why Shyamalan didn't try something new instead of recycling his "Sixth Sense" recipe.
  25. Rush is amazing throughout this absorbing, provocative film.
  26. In slightly less than 1,000 years, the competition for worst film of the third millennium will be fierce. Yet the smart money may well be on the Korean art film Lies.
  27. Surprisingly tepid and soapy.
  28. Sweet and insubstantial -- just like the French Christmas cake for which it's named.
  29. It's not always clear what this film is driving at, but Shiota makes the weirdness visually arresting.
  30. Impassioned and well-crafted, One Day in September is also grueling.
  31. This movie knows how to entertain.
  32. Overall, the film sparkles. But it's a curiously unaffecting sparkle, an example, almost, of how the special effects stole Christmas.
  33. It rambles, it's repetitive, but once in a while there's a sparkling moment when someone speaks in a way that conjures the fierce passion of the '60s.
  34. Never rises above the level of its gimmick.
  35. There still is no life on Mars. Red Planet is airless.
  36. Gooding can't will this well-meaning film into life.
  37. Adam Sandler finally has a good excuse: The devil made him do it.
  38. It's simply a quiet and heartbreaking look at the dynamics of one family. That's the beauty of it.
  39. The film is energized by the naturalness of its characters and the way in which it plays a game of mixed signals and double illusions.
  40. An elegant and rather even-tempered documentary.
  41. A pleasant myth.
  42. An utter debacle.
  43. A joyous first feature by director Kwyn Bader, is a charmer.
  44. The results are predictable and only mildly entertaining.
  45. Goes downhill fast.
  46. Presents us with characters of such humanity and dignity that it begins to seem obscene that until now we haven't exactly given all that much thought to the Kurds.
  47. What makes it interesting is the story that the viewer must put together, of a model who lives her entire life -- or at least what we see of it -- in front of the camera.
  48. Worse than dull. It's parasitic.
  49. When Travolta plays, everybody has a good time.
  50. A big-hearted celebration of the we're-all-in-this- together American way.
  51. Hardly perfect or fully successful, but it's strange and strangely beautiful -- a unique work of art.
  52. Kirikou and the Sorceress is definitely a sunny spot in the mire of frenetic, violent and often dopey cartoon films produced by Hollywood. It's also far more imaginative that most.
  53. A documentary with the emotional power of the very best in narrative film. It has characters impossible to forget, moments impossible to shake and an ending that leaves the audience both moved and rattled.
  54. The wolf-homosexual analogy is well drawn, but Wolves ultimately feels slight, a tad unfinished -- as if it were conceived as a sketch and hadn't been fleshed out to feature length.
  55. Keeps sinking into its own grimness.
  56. Darned if this film doesn't have some nice touches.
  57. Among Chan devotees, it achieved cult status.
  58. It is a spellbinding hour and 45 minutes of pure music, Latin jazz to be specific.
  59. Has all the elements of a satisfying movie except knowing when to stop.
  60. Fraser and Hurley are terrifically matched for their interplay, and some of the writing is so smart it outclasses the film's cartoonish feel.
  61. Pleasant, ultimately sweet but never quite inspired.
  62. It's a bitter pill to swallow, featuring a quartet of unsympathetic characters and an unrelenting air of misanthropy.
  63. While it's beautifully shot, it's way too slow.
  64. Provocative, audacious.
  65. Thoroughly engrossing.
  66. People who see it may feel like dancing out of the theater afterward. Go for it.
  67. An unblushing sex farce often so raw it might make even fairly open-minded people feel a bit uncomfortable.
  68. When it's not awful, it's dull.
  69. One
    Visceral and strong.
  70. A further, captivating extension of Oshima's marriage of the oblique and the erotic.
  71. This novelty film is little more than a strung-together product reel of animation pieces put to the 3-D and IMAX test.
  72. It's the kind of small but amazing character study (think ``Marty'') that film lovers yearn for while griping that this type of picture no longer gets made. Turns out it does.
  73. Guaranteed to inspire, antagonize and divide his (Lee's) audience.
  74. This noir mystery is murkier than it needs to be, through no fault of Stallone's.
  75. The film's overburdened, silly plot renders it a disaster.
  76. Has an unrelenting staccato quality. Some would say a jackhammer quality.
  77. Wise, delicate and impeccably performed, Yi Yi is a three- hour drama that looks at one middle-class family in transition -- and does so with such a kind and probing eye that we all see our lives reflected through Yang's lens.
  78. It's a kind of "sex, lies and videotape'' in suburbia.
  79. He (Aronofsky) has put together a phantasmagoria of self-destructive obsession that is so visually astounding it becomes its own saving grace. Otherwise, we might not be able to bear it.
  80. (Driver) is stuck in a mess of a movie that suffers from awkward writing, a plot with major disconnects in plausibility, an annoyingly screechy kid character and cheesy production values.
  81. The movie belongs to Rodriguez: A gorgeous woman with a powerful body and the face of an Aztec princess, she's also a natural talent who instinctively understands the importance of economy in good acting.
  82. Earns its emotional moments, and it takes the audience along.
  83. Moreover, what the film lacks in temporal credibility, it amply makes up for in sheer rawness -- the rawness being literal.
  84. These guys are very normal off stage, making them easy to like and not very exciting to watch.
  85. In terms of dramatic tension, Best in Show is more compelling than a lot of formulaic sports movies.
  86. Her direction is weak, her dialogue is cliched, and her acting lacks energy and focus.
  87. Has slow patches and requires a generous suspension of disbelief. But it's also sweet and optimistic -- a welcome antidote to gloom.
  88. Schlock, but amusing schlock.
  89. Wants to be a brightly colored bubble but has trouble getting aloft.
  90. A thrilling, audacious work.
  91. At its slowest, the film has value as a historical document. At its best, the film gives a human face to stories of unimaginable suffering and unexpected triumph.
  92. Appealing, and ultimately moving.
  93. Rarely does a movie come along that captures an aspect of everyday consciousness that has not yet made it onto film.
  94. A rare film about the class and educational divide that can happen even within families.
  95. The movie never catches fire with the emotions.
  96. The action is difficult to follow.
  97. An exquisite and powerful documentary -- one whose elegance only heightens its devastating impact.
  98. A sweet but curiously unfulfilling story.
  99. Carax, with Pola X, has become a parody of himself with a self-indulgent, overreaching style that many viewers will find a struggle to watch -- provided they can contain their contempt for pretentiousness.
  100. A hodgepodge of half-baked visual styles can't disguise the fact that this dismal thriller is all situation and no story.

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