Salon's Scores

For 3,130 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 The Wolf of Wall Street
Lowest review score: 0 Event Horizon
Score distribution:
3130 movie reviews
  1. Not even court-ordered rehab could save this stumbling drunk of a picture.
  2. You can't BECOME a character if you want to BE that character: Desperation isn't the same thing as acting. Spacey's mimicry is so precise, it's exhausting.
  3. An odd and not wholly successful little comedy. Its pacing is slack, and although it has a gentle heart, it treads so gingerly across the minefield of potential offensiveness that it sometimes snuffs out its sparks of life as quickly as it throws them off.
  4. Though it definitely requires a strong stomach, Ravenous may be the best cannibal tragicomedy ever made.
  5. Everything about You, Me and Dupree, even the toilet humor, is tepid and rigorously inoffensive
  6. To state the obvious, Manderlay is often patently offensive in its racial politics, and it surely isn't for everyone. It is, however, very funny, very dark and very skillfully played.
  7. In essence, the movie is an ungainly but irresistible romantic-triangle comedy built around Rudd, Reese Witherspoon and Owen Wilson, with Nicholson rambling around its periphery like a demonic bear, part comic relief and part distraction.
  8. It's hard to care about a valiant groping for accuracy when a story is so badly told you can't tell what the devil is going on.
  9. Should have been a quick and dirty pulp tall tale. But it pokes along instead of accelerating, and though it isn't exactly smug it's rather too pleased with its own manufactured outrageousness.
  10. Instead of taking us someplace we fear to go, Secret Window leads us to a place we've already been -- we know it so well, we could write the book on it ourselves.
  11. Spends a lot of time advertising how exciting it is, without actually being exciting.
  12. I wouldn’t say that Taylor-Johnson has made a good movie from Fifty Shades of Grey, precisely. That’s asking too much. But she and Marcel have risen to the challenge of this bizarre cultural moment with an odd and memorable film.
  13. Disappointingly tame.
  14. You will not like it on the screen, you will not like it -- not one scene!
  15. Unless you like boob jokes and preachy sentimentalism, this comedy isn't funny at all.
  16. No director in the history of moviemaking has expended so much effort in the service of drying up and blowing off the landscape.
  17. The younger Levinson has considerable storytelling talent, an admirable honesty and a streak of ruthlessness.
  18. The movie is neither cathartic nor entertaining. The action scenes (and there are many of them) feel mechanized and calculated.
  19. Mediocre raunchy comedy.
  20. The Break-Up doesn't know whether it wants to be a facile, enjoyable date movie or an unnerving examination of the dark, pockmarked underbelly of everything we expect out of romantic relationships, and it settles for a deeply unsatisfying nowheresville.
  21. Roy is like a meta-Cruise or a Cruise pastiche; even the disturbing, stalkerish aspects of his character seem as if they were constructed from tabloid stories about the actor's marriage, his religious affiliation, his sexual identity.
  22. It's ostensibly about adults, but there's nothing remotely adult about it.
  23. This In-Laws isn't a disaster, it's just not very good.
  24. I'm not big on those Pauline Kael-style encomiums to great actors in mediocre material, but that's exactly what we've got here. Stevenson is so incandescent -- so funny, so vulnerable, so awkwardly sexy.
  25. Before long, El Cantante disintegrates into a stylized jumble -- even a straightforward jumble would have been preferable.
  26. With Yes Man, Carrey has bled the well dry, doing everything he knows how to do, over and over again, just to prove that he still knows how to do it. It's exhilarating to see brilliance in a comic; but by the time you start smelling it, the game is over.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It doesn't help that Julia Ormond -- perhaps the most un-Smilla-like actress walking the planet -- is cast in the starring role. She gives a competent performance, but she looks like Nancy Drew's pert-nosed cousin who somehow got trapped while sleuthing inside a snow globe, not the prickly, androgynous warrior Smilla is meant to be.
  27. Ben Stiller, the movie's star, pretty much sinks the whole enterprise.
  28. The kind of bland, perky comedy that neuters whoever is spun into its cotton-candy web.
  29. Certainly pleasant enough, and if you can put the preachiness out of mind it's entertaining, in its square, conventional way.

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