Dumb AI, stupidly linear, crap guns... a disaster. [May 2008, p.79]

It would have benefited from a better structure and more unlockables. [Mar 2008, p.81]

A sub-par stealth game. [May 2010, p.96]

Basically this is a hugely simplified, pointless and weird version of "Power Stone." So get that instead. [Feb 2007, p.78]

Kazook is like "Ape Academy", but without the apes. Oh, and the fun. [Dec 2006, p.95]

By the end you'll want to unbuckle CID's seatbelt and drive him into the nearest brick wall. [July 2009, p.76]

Firing an Uzi is like squeezing off a spongy Nerf gun round. [Christmas 2012, p.96]

Consistently miserable. [Aug 2010, p.96]

Avoid. [July 2010, p.96]

Just an offensive disgrace. [Jan 2013, p.105]

The ugliest game on PS3 can be entertaining, but it's mostly a mess. [Feb 2009, p.78]

Thor is one of the worst superhero games ever made, which is really saying something, and it's a truly epic travesty. [July 2011, p.95]

Fun, deceptively deep, but the 'globe' physics fail to distract from a lack of variation.

Dreadful graphics and poor fighting mechanics. [Apr 2008, p.83]

Faithful for fans, low on thrills for everyone else. [July 2007, p.84]

Dark, confusing. [Jan 2011, p.96]

It manages to distract you from how pointless it actually is for, ooh, at least half an hour. [July 2008, p.78]

Curiously, the real stars of the show - the blokes at West Coast Customs - aren't here. Instead, you drive around the fictional city in unresponsive cars. [May 2007, p.78]

Even the most rabid of fans will be disappointed. [Sept 2007, p.80]

The slowest, most arthritic shooter in the West. [July 2009, p.76]

Even when Shellshock flirts with being playable, you realise there's a dozen PS3 shooters better than this mess. [Apr 2009, p.78]

Lacking in excitement, polish, star power, and any sort of fun. Avoid this excuse for a movie tie-in. [Oct 2012, p.104]

Amy has all the survival horror elements, but the execution is so poor that the result is a poisonous chimera. [March 2012, p.113]

A competent but overly streamlined CoD experience that, despite having all the ingredients, fails to provide enough of anything to be an essential buy. [Jan 2013, p.102]

We've not played anything this shoddy in ages. A disgrace on pretty much every level. [Feb 2007, p.76]

Don't do it. Unless you breathe Dave Mirra and have an irrational love of terrible games. You don't, right? [May 2007, p.79]

You know how when you're going through a traumatic experience, time seems to slow down as you take in the full horror of what's happening? [May 2008, p.78]

While it would be easy to dismiss this game as being completely worthless we've played much, much worse. [Feb 2007, p.79]