There isn't really a climax. It just finishes, coitus interruptus-style. [May 2011, p.114]

A teeny bit repetitive. [May 2011, p.113]

Only buy this game if you like watching little blue things die. [May 2011, p.113]

It's a solid enough bit of brain training, but there's nothing new here, nor anything more fun than a face full of yellow snow. [May 2011, p.113]

As stylish as it is, it's never quite as likeable. [May 2011, p.113]

Visceral chose to stay so close to what's gone before. [May 2011, p.112]

The series to beat for nostalgic platforming. [May 2011, p.112]

Sure, it's no damp squib, but it's certainly not the firework display it should have been. [May 2011, p.110]

Any wrestling fanatic worth his salt will be in as soon as he sees the roster. [May 2011, p.108]

For 30quid there's a ton of high-quality gameplay here. [May 2011, p.106]

Ugly and limited. [May 2011, p.103]

Never has mass slaughter felt so pedestrian. [May 2011, p.103]

Once you hit the sweet spots, it's the most satisfying ting on PSP. [May 2011, p.102]

The core of the experience is the racing. [May 2011, p.100]

Push through the early learning curve and you'll find an enjoyable blend of authenticity and gameplay that's perfect for anyone wanting to rank up their PlayStation soldiering. [May 2011, p.96]

Strung together in gleeful union, it's impressive and exhilarating. [Jan 2011, p.116]

It's more Golden Rasberry than red carpet. [Apr 2011, p.119]

You'd be better off being put to sleep for all eternity. [Apr 2011, p.118]

Only minus the satisfying touch-screen interaction. [Apr 2011, p.118]

Stupid. [Apr 2011, p.118]

Storm's thunderthighs remain strangely alluring though. [Apr 2011, p.118]

Well-designed and beautifully animated. [Apr 2011, p.118]

The longer you play it, too, the more enjoyment you'll get out of it, but only because you start to accept TDU2's many shortcomings and instead enjoy its endless possibilities. [Apr 2011, p.116]

An incoherent mix of unattractive art styles and an absurd plot. [Apr 2011, p.114]

Despite sophisticated wand-waving, this tires fast. [Apr 2011, p.114]

If, like the makers of this game, you think the world needs another bad Arkanoid clone, then you deserve a toe-punt in the spine. [Apr 2011, p.114]

It just isn't any fun. [Apr 2011, p.114]

There's not enough room here to say how much I hate this game. I could write a novel about why Two Worlds II is the worst thing to happen to the fantasy RPG genre since encumbrance systems. [Apr 2011, p.114]