For the jaded gamer with a few hours to spare it's like a zen garden for the soul. [Oct 2011, p.104]

Despite its fantastic visualisation of Wonderland, repetitive gameplay means it fails to muster a chortle. [Sept 2011, p.100]

A game destined to be forgotten. [Sept 2011, p.98]

A budget game that delivers a budget experience. [Aug 2011, p.102]

A competent example of a PC port and of an RPG, but its obsessions with consumerism dampens the adventure. [Aug 2011, p.100]

A love letter to PC gaming, scrawled in crayon by an alcoholic bigot. Wait for the bargain bin to say goodbye to Duke. [Aug 2011, p.98]

Offers great weapons, a great destruction model...and not enough ways to have fun with them. [July 2011, p.94]

Good hack 'n' slash mechanics are let down by a lack of reasons to care about the action and keep heading back into battle. [June 2011, p.90]

A damp squib, really. The single player is far too short and the multiplayer only occasionally rises above the average. [May 2011, p.90]

Some fun to be had in amongst the tedium. [Apr 2011, p.102]

A film tie-in that's above average for tie-in games, but that only means it deserves to be quietly de-razzed. [Mar 2011, p.108]

It just doesn't feel like footie. [Feb 2011, p.107]

Terrific style... Not that funny. [Jan 2011, p.107]

Can't decide whether it's a single player game, a co-op game or a tech demo. [Christmas 2010, p.102]

The zombie chopping is great fun, but Capcom hasn't put enough effort into making it look and feel like a proper PC game. [Issue#245, p.104]

This is neither a great racing game nor a particularly terrible one, but it does feel like a missed opportunity. [Issue#244, p.108]

Like an MMO, there's an undefinable something that keeps you playing, probably far beyond what your sanity can properly stand.

The jokes are tired. [Mar 2010, p.95]

Half a game. [Sept 2010, p.96]

The format of these games gets more and more tired with each new franchise, too. [Sept 2010, p.104]

A competent shooter that makes the best of its license. Those early 80s cartoons have been suitably honoured. [Sept 2010, p.100]

In spite of the suitably grubby atmosphere, you always feel as if you're being kept at arm's length from the slimeys. [Aug 2010, p.101]

The idea is excellent, but overall a weaker expansion than the first and not as exciting. [July 2010, p.98]

Watch a Bourne movie instead. [Aug 2010, p.95]

When blowing up a car by dropping a boat on it becomes boring, you know there's something fundamentally wrong. [July 2010, p.94]

Bad translation... If you can speak German, get the native version. [July 2010, p.100]

This is a flawed game, but it's getting better. [Feb 2010, p.95]

Robotron is a good game to riff off, but there's only so many waves of bullets that you can avoid before you give in and go and do something more interesting instead. [June 2010, p.101]