Observer's Scores
- Movies
For 1,801 reviews, this publication has graded:
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49% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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50% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 4.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
| Highest review score: | Denial | |
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| Lowest review score: | From Paris with Love |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,004 out of 1801
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Mixed: 382 out of 1801
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Negative: 415 out of 1801
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Rex Reed
A trite little comedy so jumbled, disconnected and bad you can’t believe it doesn’t star James Franco. Instead, it fritters away the talents of the charming Justin Long, a seasoned and resourceful actor who deserves much better.- Observer
- Posted Oct 3, 2017
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Dylan Roth
AfrAId, the new thriller from writer-director Chris Weitz, is a boiler-plate example of the exploAItation genre, a condemnation of A.I. so by the numbers that an A.I. could have written it. And, like the best examples of A.I. “art,” it’s solidly, emphatically, “good enough.”- Observer
- Posted Sep 3, 2024
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Siddhant Adlakha
The Mark Wahlberg–starrer reveals just how stuck Hollywood sci-fi is in 1999, when The Matrix cemented ideas of digital consciousness in the Western mainstream (with a bent of pan-Asian spirituality).- Observer
- Posted Jun 11, 2021
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Rex Reed
Liam Hemsworth, the Ben & Jerry Flavor of the Month, is a sexy Australian centerfold without a trace of an accent who can actually act. His love interest is Teresa Palmer, a fellow Aussie who recently starred in the zombie flick "Warm Bodies." They may be camera-ready smoothies who take their clothes off often enough to keep the teen dweebs drooling.- Observer
- Posted Mar 19, 2013
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Rex Reed
Mostly it just redefines the word “asinine.” Marcia Gay Harden never makes a wrong move, but this movie is so futile, one goes away convinced that the moves she makes are hardly worth making.- Observer
- Posted Mar 12, 2013
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Rex Reed
Blame who you must, but whatever went wrong with 6 Souls, God had nothing to do with it.- Observer
- Posted Apr 2, 2013
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Rex Reed
Overrated, overexposed and overindulgent, James Franco is all over the place, like cow chips in the abandoned pasture of a derelict farm.- Observer
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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Rex Reed
Expect the dregs for weeks to come, but I can safely say with absolutely no trepidation that it is unlikely to get worse than a lurid, lewd and loathsome shockfest called The Divide.- Observer
- Posted Jan 10, 2012
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Rex Reed
It takes just under two hours of tedium before you find out what’s in the bag, and you might be sorry you waited.- Observer
- Posted Feb 26, 2014
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- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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Rex Reed
The only reason to suffer through a grim wack job called McCanick is to see the late Cory Monteith in his last film role.- Observer
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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Rex Reed
Stranded is no blockbuster, but it manages to pass the time better than most of them have done in this summer of discontent.- Observer
- Posted Jul 23, 2013
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Oliver Jones
Phil is the only puppet character that registers at all, which is one of the countless ways that the movies falls short of the legacy it is meant to expand and subvert.- Observer
- Posted Aug 24, 2018
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Oliver Jones
A sloppy, stupid, and — evidenced by other casual misappropriations of history at its darkest (Frederick Douglass was also part of this Transformers secret society but apparently couldn’t convince them to do anything about slavery)— quite possibly evil movie.- Observer
- Posted Jun 22, 2017
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Rex Reed
A turgid, pretentious, and incomprehensible existential joke. What a star on the rise is doing in it is a question mark for the archives.- Observer
- Posted May 11, 2018
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Oliver Jones
Words are generally a problem for Dolittle—a fatal flaw when your picture is about talking animals. While the words are abundant, most are either perfunctory exposition or anachronistic jokes that fall flatter than the state of Nebraska.- Observer
- Posted Jan 16, 2020
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Rex Reed
Nothing makes much sense here, including the title. There are no poison roses, although The Poison Rose would have been aided immensely by even one poison daffodil.- Observer
- Posted May 28, 2019
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Emily Zemler
The film is fine for the first 30 minutes and you almost wonder if it might not be as bad as everyone is imagining. But then it somehow gets worse and worse until you just feel embarrassed for the cast, who probably couldn’t tell you what Madame Web is about if asked.- Observer
- Posted Feb 14, 2024
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I'm not sure what went wrong with this picture. It could just be bad judgment on the part of screenwriter Steve Adams, who for all we know finds stalking adorable.- Observer
- Posted Feb 1, 2011
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- Posted Jun 21, 2011
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Rex Reed
A disastrous catalog of flaws, all accentuated by dilated, out-of-focus cinematography. The coke-snorting, booze-guzzling and vomiting add up to nearly two hours of frustration, anesthesia and pointless, self-indulgent excess. They should have called it "I Vomit With You." There's plenty of that too.- Observer
- Posted Dec 7, 2011
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Oliver Jones
After awhile, Last Blood feels less like a new Rambo movie than the latest installment of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."- Observer
- Posted Sep 20, 2019
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Rex Reed
With eyes closed and jaw firmly set, concentrating hard enough to break a blood vessel, I cannot think of a movie more incomprehensible, moronic, pointless or abominable than a load of trash called The Big Bang.- Observer
- Posted May 10, 2011
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Rex Reed
Bad movies are indigenous to summer, but rarely have I ever seen one as bad as Cold Blood.- Observer
- Posted Jul 8, 2019
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Rex Reed
We’ve seen it all before in dozens of low-budget slasher movies. This one just has a better cast — dismally wasted and left to seek better employment elsewhere.- Observer
- Posted Nov 16, 2016
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Rex Reed
As the film builds to a feverish hysteria, you have to work hard to keep from laughing.- Observer
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Rex Reed
I admire Carrey for taking on a grim and sobering project made in Krakow, Poland, that requires a range he would never be asked to show in any American sitcom, but Dark Crimes is so lurid, irrelevant and unwatchable it makes you wonder if he ever read the script.- Observer
- Posted May 18, 2018
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Rex Reed
A benign thriller that fails to thrill is like a wet match that fails to light: frustrating and pointless.- Observer
- Posted Oct 24, 2017
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Rex Reed
Lamely directed by Brian A. Miller, who co-wrote it with Mr. Fairbrass, this is the kind of curiosity that used to fill the bottom half of a double feature in the day when we still had drive-ins. The real outsider is the movie itself.- Observer
- Posted Feb 5, 2014
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Rex Reed
Written and directed with precision and sensitivity by Thomas McCarthy (The Station Agent), it revives the pleasant art of storytelling most of today’s young filmmakers have all but abandoned, and cures (temporarily, anyway) my allergy to Adam Sandler.- Observer
- Posted Mar 11, 2015
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