Nintendo Gamer's Scores

  • Games
For 1,482 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 7% same as the average critic
  • 47% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 14.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Mighty Milky Way
Lowest review score: 0 Monochrome Racing
Score distribution:
1482 game reviews
    • 49 Metascore
    • 27 Critic Score
    The very worst kind of lice-infested parrot guano. [Issue#80, p.104]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 45 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Considering how slick and glossy the presentation is, there's very little spark to the actual gameplay itself. [Sept 2012, p.109]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 26 Critic Score
    Three and a half hours of scrappy, ugly tower defence. And what's worst is that there's only one in-game music track. In a game about Heavy Metal? Rubbish. [Aug 2012, p.101]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's another MISS - and this time with creakier graphics. [July 2012, p.98]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Bad frame rate, horrid voice acting, stupid story, crap weapons, confusing, overpriced. [July 2012, p.93]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 42 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    A poorly designed game that allows you to create more poorly designed games, then inflict them on other unfortunates. [June 2012, p.106]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 41 Metascore
    • 31 Critic Score
    An overpriced puzzler that presents you with the bare bones of a game. [June 2012, p.106]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 19 Critic Score
    Even if you're a huge fan of zombie games, play something else. Anything else. [June 2012, p.101]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 61 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    A competent golf game, but also a fussy, bland and entirely forgettable one. [May 2012, p.108]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Painful to play alone, this is best endured with friends or lots of beer. [May 2012, p.99]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Target audience includes sniggering schoolboys, students and journalists. [May 2012, p.99]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Even for those lacking in critical faculties, there are are better dance games out there. [May 2012, p.98]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Dry presentation and limited interaction. Home run? Not quite. [May 2012, p.98]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 18 Critic Score
    Simply a dreadful game. [May 2012, p.97]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Less a twist on the genre, more a re-draw with a different coloured pencil. [Apr 2012, p.101]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Flip-book frame rate, terrible visuals. [Apr 2012, p.101]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 11 Critic Score
    An utterly soulless collection of impossibly difficult sports games that will make everyone hate everything. [Apr 2012, p.100]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 62 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    Neither compelling nor a decent rhythm-actioner. [Apr 2012, p.49]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 46 Metascore
    • 31 Critic Score
    Localisation stinginess has given us the worst possible version of a half-arsed port of a not-very-good Wii game. [March 2012, p.97]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    This one sucks. [Feb 2012, p.101]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 54 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    We just sigh for what could have been. [Feb 2012, p.101]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    Wait for snow and venture outside instead. [Feb 2012, p.100]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 37 Critic Score
    An interesting attempt to recreate a dance game on a touch screen, but far too fiddly to be fun. [Feb 2012, p.100]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 43 Critic Score
    We can only hope this barren minigame collection is the testing ground for a proper Gremlins revival, as there's zero reason for it to exist otherwise. [Feb 2012, p.99]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    As a game, Escape Trick: Rock City Prison is turgid and infuriating. [Jan 2012, p.123]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A phenomenon like Moshi Monsters owes its trusting fanbase better. [Jan 2012, p.117]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 6 Critic Score
    Shonky physics, bland tracks, hopelessly vague powerups - this one's got it all! [Jan 2012, p.116]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • tbd Metascore
    • 11 Critic Score
    As shocking as dunking your Wii into the bathtub... Let this one sink without a trace. [Jan 2012, p.106]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's fast and competent, but rounds last too long, descending into tedium. [Christmas 2011, p.79]
    • Nintendo Gamer
    • 53 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    How about instead going into your back garden and flicking cheese footballs at a ladybird. Much more fun. [Christmas 2011, p.79]
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