New York Post's Scores
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For 8,343 reviews, this publication has graded:
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.2 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
| Highest review score: | Patriots Day | |
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| Lowest review score: | Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,334 out of 8343
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Mixed: 1,701 out of 8343
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Negative: 2,308 out of 8343
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The impressive first feature by Sergio Machado, a one-time assistant to Walter Salles ("The Motorcycle Diaries"), is a trip through a grungy world of crime, sex and cockfights.- New York Post
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A genially silly gay date movie.- New York Post
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As someone who has never completed a crossword puzzle, I was surprised how engaged I was by Wordplay.- New York Post
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Going Under is the feature directorial debut of 65-year-old Eric Werthman, who has been a practicing psychotherapist for a quarter of a century. If you're not already seeing a shrink, Mr. Werthman, may we suggest that you start immediately.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
How the feds inadvertently resurrected the performing career of stoner comic Tommy Chong by busting him is the ironic subtext of Josh Gilbert's one-sided documentary a/k/a Tommy Chong.- New York Post
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Cars leaves the animated competition in the dust, even if it is a tad slower and more predictable than Pixar at full throttle.- New York Post
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Dysfunctional families don't come much more messed up than the one in Agnes and His Brothers, a comic drama from Germany.- New York Post
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Autumn wants to do for Jean-Pierre Melville what "Reservoir Dogs" did for Hong Kong cinema, but this new film is a joyless exercise in film appreciation.- New York Post
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More than just a musical primer. It's also a valentine to the city on the Bosporus, the strait that separates Istanbul's Asian and European sides.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
This distaff "Hoop Dreams" is less of an epic than the earlier movie, and less deep, but it's got more sunshine, too.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Sex can be fun and exciting and wonderful. It also can be deadly boring, as in Psychopathia Sexu alis.- New York Post
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Director John Moore has added some creepy visuals and assembled an unusually strong cast for a horror flick.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
There are precious few laughs in this poorly written and directed "unromantic comedy" - the sort of dire date movie you'd take somebody to if you wanted it to be a LAST date.- New York Post
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A fascinating history of how blowing yourself up became a popular hobby in the Muslim world.- New York Post
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District B13 looks great, but don't let those subtitles fool you. At heart, it's every bit as proudly dumb as its American counterparts.- New York Post
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Tries to be "The Karate Kid" of gymnastics. It looks more like "The Karate Kid" as imagined by Details magazine.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
We get to know three of these courageous, funny, smart and perhaps permanently damaged men in a film that largely avoids telling us what to think and makes an effort to get near the truth of the soldiers' experience.- New York Post
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Combines a wise script with funky performances, especially by Aselton, who could give Jennifer Aniston a run for her money.- New York Post
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Mainstream moviegoers will be put off by the subtitles, and art-house fans will be insulted by the story's shallowness.- New York Post
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Shot in black-and-white, La Tropical serves as an atmospheric portrait of Cuba in the twilight of Castro's rule.- New York Post
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Nunez gets nice performances from his cast, but his narrative is cluttered.- New York Post
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Mostly about extending a Hollywood franchise with ever-diminishing returns.- New York Post
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As a narrative, Shem, directed by Caroline Roboh, is a pointless hodgepodge, with a finale that will leave viewers scratching their heads.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
There is more style here than story, but the style - slashing cuts delivered in queasy orange sunstroke tones, accompanied by the urgent bleat of the cellphone - is considerable.- New York Post
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The hero is the Texas prosecutor who won a questionable indictment of DeLay, Ronnie Earle. But he sounds more extreme the more he talks.- New York Post
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Avoiding the usual vein-popping diatribes, he comes across as learned, calm and folksy. But much of what Gore says in this slide show he gives to people whose minds are not yet fully formed (undergraduates, actors) is absurd, and his assertions often contradict each other.- New York Post
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Vincent Lindon, one of France's leading actors, is super as Marc, a man on a downward spiral into insanity. And Emmanuelle Devos is comforting as Marc's loving wife.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Ron Howard's splendid The Da Vinci Code is the Holy Grail of summer blockbusters: a crackling, fast-moving thriller that's every bit as brainy and irresistible as Dan Brown's controversial bestseller.- New York Post
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If they were still making Looney Tunes, they'd look a lot like Over the Hedge.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
It's hard to believe that the distributors of See No Evil were so afraid of what critics would say about their movie that they refused to provide advance screenings. The movie's target viewers aren't the type who read reviews, if they read at all.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
There is no tragedy without character, yet the way The King drapes heavy situations around its feebly imagined personalities suggests a tire thrown around the neck of a poodle.- New York Post
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Rampling has a relatively small role in Lemming, but the 60-year-old star proves the high point of the suspenseful black comedy from France.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Filmmaker Alison Murray drew on her own experiences, but Mouth to Mouth would have benefited from more focus and fewer dance sequences.- New York Post
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The film 12 and Holding brings you back to when you routinely said things like, "I'm going to kill you" or "We're soul mates" and meant it.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Has an awful title, a bland hero and a predictable story - but it also has a nice blast of English atmosphere.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Very slowly builds to a powerful climax for this arty cross between "Straw Dogs" and "First Blood."- New York Post
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The documentary Giuliani Time, which seeks to knock our former mayor off his pedestal, hits him with all the force of a wadded-up Kleenex. Those who hope Rudy Giuliani never returns to public life must be getting panicky.- New York Post
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A sitcom with enough big laughs and emotional truth to get audiences past awkward pacing and some slow spots.- New York Post
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The story lacks focus. The senses blur as wives and ex-wives come and go, and Harry regularly falls off the wagon, only to reform the next day.- New York Post
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The Sketches of Frank Gehry will appear this fall on PBS' "American Masters," which seems a more appropriate venue than theaters.- New York Post
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Of historical interest, although a more experienced filmmaker would have made more of the sudden rush of events - and avoided the temptation to put himself or herself into nearly every frame, as Grappell does.- New York Post
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Russian Dolls is itself a delightful mini-trip to Europe. Its overly cute bits are like cinematic tourist traps, but it's the beauty that stays with you.- New York Post
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Winning performances by Roger Rees and Mary McDonnell, as well as colorful Virginia locations, lift Crazy Like a Fox slightly above the TV-caliber script by its director.- New York Post
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Though dated and unsophisticated compared to the much cooler Bourne spy thrillers, M:i:III will probably hit the sweet spot at the box-office - and give Cruise a whole new reason to start jumping on couches.- New York Post
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It doesn't help that the central character, Jerome - earnestly played by Max Minghella of "Bee Season" - is essentially a passive observer.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Its images came from a dusty box in the horror-movie attic, and the attic is where the entire picture will be in a month.- New York Post
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Hoot peaks during its wordless opening credits sequence, which swoops delightfully around Florida scenery. That, the cute owls and the easygoing songs by Jimmy Buffett, who also plays one of Roy's teachers, are the only things worth your trouble.- New York Post
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Sucker-punches you. It appears to be an engagingly sweet romance, but it's really just about other movies.- New York Post
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The quality of the acting, Cave's hellfire score and the heavy atmospherics of the directing merely dress up a cliché: Violence leads to more violence.- New York Post
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Looks great for a no-budget indie, but not a single moment rings true in this sluggish vanity project, which is sorely in need of Viagra.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Boasts dynamic performances by the two leads, as well as tight directing (a lot happens in just 82 minutes) and eye-pleasing cinematography (by Alain Marcoen, who also lenses for Belgium's acclaimed Dardenne brothers).- New York Post
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Rarely is a sports movie so inept that it can't even make its central figure likable.- New York Post
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It's a long, brutal and honest look at a shattering event some Americans would apparently prefer not to see depicted - but also a respectful, inspiring one that's in no way exploitative or emotionally manipulative.- New York Post
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So warm and well-meaning that you may find yourself wanting to like it more than you really do.- New York Post
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RV stands for "Retread of 'Vacation,'" or possibly "Robin's Vehicle," but to me it's funnier than "National Lampoon's Vacation." I always found Chevy Chase's road trip more unpleasant than outrageous, but RV has laughs spilling out of its overhead bins.- New York Post
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Sometimes there's a fine line between a labor of love and a vanity project, and The Lost City, Andy Garcia's heartfelt - but hackneyed and interminable - love letter to his native Cuba, repeatedly crosses it.- New York Post
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Gandhi did save India from the British, but he didn't save India from the Indians, and the horrific subjugation of widows continues there even today. It was only 10 years ago that Mehta encountered the Hindu widow who inspired her film.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The people who are inflicting this movie on us intend it as some sort of inspirational epic. But the only thing it will motivate viewers to do is get out of the theater.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
If you've seen either of the first two flicks in this outrageous series - "Oldboy" and "Sympathy for Mister Vengeance" - you know what's coming. Novices should prepare for mind-bending bloodshed and violence.- New York Post
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Lino Ventura is grand as a solemn resistance leader. He's backed by a knockout cast that includes Simone Signoret.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Looks great, and the performances are solid, but the disparate elements in this oddity - which created a minor stir at the Sundance Film Festival last year - never entirely coalesce.- New York Post
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It's supposed to be about a Kafkaesque experience. Instead, it IS a Kafkaesque experience. Why are we here? Is everything absurd? Is anyone in charge?- New York Post
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Anchored by the performance of Shu Qi, who has come a long way from her days as a nudie pin-up. She's a first-rate actress.- New York Post
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The Sentinel is so bland that it wants only to be as good as TV. Not as good as good TV, like "24." It merely aspires to be the Regis Philbin of D.C. thrillers. It isn't trying to dazzle you with style, complexity or intelligence.- New York Post
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A great-looking but stupefyingly incoherent supernatural thriller adapted from a popular video game that ransacks the entire catalog of horror film tropes for more than two mind-numbing hours.- New York Post
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Showcases a brilliantly realistic performance by Abbie Cornish as Heidi. She's a provocative mix of naivete and ripe, unbridled sexuality.- New York Post
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There are bachelor and bachelorette parties, as well as much misbehavior, in this glossy and unconvincing little flick, receiving a vanity booking on the way to video.- New York Post
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It's easy to understand why so many people have been obsessed with this story for so long. When the paintings are finally found, the story will make a great Hollywood movie.- New York Post
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Movies don't come any more charming than Mongolian Ping Pong.- New York Post
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Arguably as effective as Ambien at inducing sleep, but possible side effects include uncontrollable laughter.- New York Post
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Scary Movie 4 concludes by satirizing Cruise's couch-jumping orgy on "Oprah." Funny, but nowhere near as hilarious as the real thing.- New York Post
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These films take years to produce, so The Wild isn't exactly a ripoff - but it isn't exactly fun, either.- New York Post
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An above-average entry in this niche genre, wherein groups of working-class people band together against adversity.- New York Post
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The prize for most sick-making movie I've ever seen goes to . . . that Driver's Ed film I saw when I was 16. The psychological thriller Hard Candy is right up there, though. I didn't know whether to applaud or barf.- New York Post
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Disappointingly skin-deep and almost shockingly wholesome, Mary Harron's The Notorious Bettie Page lives up to neither its title nor its advertising slogan, "the pin-up sensation that shocked the nation."- New York Post
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Works its way to an improbably cheerful ending, but getting there is a slow trip.- New York Post
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The film plays like one long commercial. The music's cool, but you're better off buying the CD.- New York Post
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The stunning adventure Mountain Patrol: Kekexili is like a John Ford western set, not in the master's beloved Monument Valley, but in remotest China.- New York Post
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Most of the movie's plot becomes obvious before you even meet the brother, 10 minutes into it. Even the sex scenes turn out to be tasteful and tame. You've seen hotter stuff on Oxygen.- New York Post
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It'll make you want to dig out your Whitesnake T-shirt. It might even convince Tipper Gore that heavy metal thunder is all in good fun.- New York Post
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Similar to the recent Emmanuelle Devos drama "Gilles' Wife," but it's as cool as that one was melodramatic.- New York Post
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Pretentious, stagy and over-the-top update of Chekov's "The Three Sisters."- New York Post
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Corddry leads a game cast, but the film is rough around the edges...It would play better as a TV sketch.- New York Post
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If the film is meant to make us feel good about African justice, it does anything but.- New York Post
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A smug, deliberately convoluted mix tape of Tarantino, the Coen brothers, Guy Ritchie and Hitchcock with (mostly) a cast to die for, Lucky Number Slevin is great fun for, say, 20 minutes.- New York Post
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Sandler's latest ode to projectile vomiting, passing gas, gay jokes and physical insults to the groin is basically a feeble cross between "The Revenge of the Nerds" and "The Bad News Bears."- New York Post
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The film is amateurishly directed and sluggishly paced with an anorexic plot. Even the photography, sound and costumes are substandard.- New York Post
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Johnny can't read, but he sure can rumba - and that's just fine with Take the Lead.- New York Post
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Aniston's best on-screen performance since "The Good Girl."- New York Post
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