New York Post's Scores
- Movies
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For 8,343 reviews, this publication has graded:
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.4 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
| Highest review score: | Patriots Day | |
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| Lowest review score: | Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,334 out of 8343
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Mixed: 1,701 out of 8343
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Negative: 2,308 out of 8343
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Kyle Smith
Paper Heart is like a really special five-minute YouTube clip that goes on for an hour and a half.- New York Post
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A high school coming-of-age film that dares to push the envelope. It doesn't always succeed, but that's not for lack of trying.- New York Post
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- Posted Mar 18, 2011
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Kyle Smith
If the poor really interested such filmmakers, these movies would have something to offer other than lugubriousness masquerading as seriousness, and clichés presented as hard truths.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 14, 2012
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Kyle Smith
Without an exceptionally skilled director of actors (such as Cameron Crowe), Cruise can’t dial up much emotion, so the two love interests for his character are two more than he can convincingly handle. He may be at home in the cockpit of a killing machine, but when it comes to displaying his humanity, he’s no Wall-E.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 18, 2013
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Johnny Oleksinski
Moretz, meanwhile, acts like Little Red Riding Hood talking to her conspicuously hairy grandma — impossibly naive, and therefore dull and unbelievable. She’s a solid actress, but she shines best in indies or in parts with real edge. Greta is a camp-fest.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 1, 2019
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Kyle Smith
File this one in the same category of edgy Long Island comedies as the equally smart 2009 Alec Baldwin film "Lymelife."- New York Post
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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Kyle Smith
It's ragged, and at times it scrapes your comedy ganglia like a cheese grater. But 15 minutes or half an hour is an ideal chunk of time to set aside for truly inspired absurdism.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Draft Day is lumbering and predictable, and its hero general manager is so dumb it should have been called “Dummyball.”- New York Post
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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Kyle Smith
Stewart’s restrained performance is affecting, the film seems well-researched about what it’s like to try to deal with Gitmo detainees who throw their own feces, and it isn’t as tendentious as the average Hollywood take on the subject.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 16, 2014
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Jonathan Foreman
Amateurish in the extreme, the film is a feast of bohemian cliché, bad writing and worse acting.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Watching Meryl Streep act can be an exhausting experience - and never more so than during Music of the Heart.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
A gorgeously shot endurance test that is impossible to get through on anything less than a full night's sleep and a double shot of espresso.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Impressively, however, director Elizabeth Banks keeps the powder gags fresh throughout, as the mammal maims her way through a Southern forest preserve. The movie about blow never blows.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 23, 2023
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Lou Lumenick
Admirable for venturing into very dark places rarely glimpsed in big-studio comedies.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The film plays like one long commercial. The music's cool, but you're better off buying the CD.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Essentially amounts to an extended interview with a psycho, fleshed out with background material that, while suitably shocking, is not always illuminating or even frank. The film is curiously shy about calling Varg what he is: a Nazi.- New York Post
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Musician Bones is believable as the luckless tourist in lime-green shades, and the musical soundtrack, including songs by Bones, is infectious.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Katie Aselton has achieved the seemingly impossible. She's turned a movie about sex into a boring, talky snooze.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
This entertaining and handsome-looking version of The Magnificent Seven is very much tailored to his star, right down to Washington’s real-life history as a preacher’s son.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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Lou Lumenick
Only sporadically amusing. (review of re-release)- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
Small Time has its heart in the right place, but its screenplay’s in serious need of a tuneup.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 17, 2014
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V.A. Musetto
Corddry leads a game cast, but the film is rough around the edges...It would play better as a TV sketch.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Despite the lacking wrap-up, “Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” is, like most of the “Hunger Games” films, a well-made dystopian yarn that’s better acted than it needs to be.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 16, 2023
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Johnny Oleksinski
A couple of grand, intriguing ideas does not a movie make. Say it with me, folks: It’s the little things.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 29, 2021
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Lou Lumenick
It may not have songs by ABBA, but Bran Nue Dae is roughly Australia's far less elaborate answer to "Mamma Mia!" -- a cheerful and proudly corny musical that's pretty hard to resist if you're in the right frame of mind.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
Easily one of the most enjoyable big-budget Hollywood movies to come along in a while, Rock Star is an unexpected pleasure.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Anne Coesens, wife of the film's director, Olivier Masset-Depasse, gives a strong performance as Tania.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 25, 2011
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Kyle Smith
Camp often means a lack of feeling and generalized disdain; not so in Spork, which has as much heart as "Sixteen Candles."- New York Post
- Posted May 27, 2011
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Lou Lumenick
For those with a high tolerance for violence, Asssault on Precinct 13 is a thriller that actually thrills.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Its young director, however, has a considerable flair for surprise and visual gusto, and he even, on a shoestring, delivers sharp-looking special effects.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 11, 2014
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Lou Lumenick
Only mildly diverting and way too long for a movie aimed at kids.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Subtlety is kicked to the curb in favor of volcanic drama, and nary a moment goes by without some screaming or an inspiring message.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 29, 2021
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Lou Lumenick
The acting is solid, especially Whaley, whose nasty variation on Norman Bates is his showiest role since he memorably played Kevin Bacon's assistant in "Swimming With Sharks."- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
As blissfully simple as James Cameron’s original “Terminator” framework was, “Dark Fate” has a tendency to toss in unnecessary confusions.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 22, 2019
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Kyle Smith
Initially, this low-budget film writes a lot of checks on the First National Bank of Whimsy, but I was astonished when none of them bounced.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 21, 2012
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Sara Stewart
Minus its smirky twist ending, it’d make perfect material for New York’s new “That’s Abuse” domestic violence awareness campaign.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 13, 2013
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Lou Lumenick
This unlikely micro-budgeted project is written and directed by Marianna Palka, who also plays the female lead. The guy is portrayed by her real-life boyfriend, Jason Ritter (son of the late John). Their performances are quite remarkable and their chemistry is palpable, even if Good Dick is primarily intended for more adventurous moviegoers.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
Though it contains some very funny, cleverly written comic sketches, Human Traffic shares with other drug movies the problem that watching other people on drugs is not interesting.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
An alarmingly unfunny French comedy where the two main characters are constantly yakking on a cell phone at an airport.- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
Diva du jour Beyoncé Knowles may be the draw, but the real star of The Fighting Temptations is the sensational gospel soundtrack.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The Notebook is well worth the risk of diabetic shock for the sake of superb acting that transcends its teary milieu.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
A superficial documentary based on a best-selling book by Joe Conason and Gene Lyons -- which is being released just before the ex-president's memoir hits the bookstores.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
Even with a cast this lovable, The Dead Don’t Die falls short of the killer zom-com it could have been.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 13, 2019
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Russell Scott Smith
Infuriating, but not for the reason filmmakers want it to be.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The opening credits of Gangster's Paradise note that it was "inspired by real events." It would be more accurate to say that the film was inspired by Brian De Palma's "Scarface" and similar fare.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 1, 2011
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Sara Stewart
Here's the thing: Found footage is scary when - because - it leaves you to fill in a lot of the blanks yourself. But actually watching whole families have terrible things done to them - well, hard-core horror fans may dig it, I guess. I'd call it forced voyeurism of the worst sort.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 11, 2012
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Kyle Smith
More like Disney's "Sleeping Beauty," somber, slow and elegant instead of frantic and dazzling.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Depp's nonsense-spouting Mad Hatter, decked out in a red fright wig and possibly more makeup than Michael Jackson, is an unlikely resistance leader.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
Too often content to smile beatifically instead of delivering the necessary thrills.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 8, 2018
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Lou Lumenick
Yet despite the efforts of an excellent cast headed by three top comedy names -- Owen Wilson, Steve Martin and Jack Black -- and tons of beautiful scenery (mostly British Columbia and the Canadian Yukon), this movie stubbornly refuses to take flight, or generate more than a few chuckles.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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Johnny Oleksinski
It Ends With Us is, despite its failings and indulgences, a highly emotional and absorbing couple of hours.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 9, 2024
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Lou Lumenick
Beowulf & Grendel has its moments, as well as its debits. Among the later is the grating Canadian accent of Sarah Polley, who plays a witch named Selma.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
The Artist’s Wife can, at times, come off as a collage of other, better movies.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 24, 2020
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Lou Lumenick
Justin Timberlake shows that he can do more as an actor than just take his shirt off - though he does that a lot as well - in the irresponsible, uncommercial but surprisingly watchable Alpha Dog.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Ronan has a flair for visuals, no doubt about it. And I liked looking at them. The trouble is his slideshow of impressive landscapes and environments evokes nothing deeper and, actually, is a roadblock to character development and story momentum. Scenic detours.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 6, 2025
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Sara Stewart
Prisoners of the Ghostland is equal parts visual delight and narrative head-scratcher. Most of all, it’s a hefty dose of Nicolas Cage set to full-tilt gonzo.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 16, 2021
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Kyle Smith
Occasionally there is a striking image or a moment of wounded sweetness, but mainly the film provides ample proof that it's possible to be bizarre and boring at the same time.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Basically a feature-length rock video from Germany with appealing performers, decently written characters, a killer score, and an interesting premise.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
A too-cute-by-half Irish romantic comedy that's overloaded with movie references that begin with the title.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Interestingly for an Israeli movie, the bombers are not Palestinians -- they're young, ultra-Orthodox fanatics.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Chop Suey is, in the end, as much a tease as Weber's photographs -- not much substance, but rather sweet and with style to burn.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Recycles every cliché of the genre to sleep-inducing effect.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
What makes The Blind Side a Thanksgiving treat is director Hancock's subtle touch and admirable refusal to yield to sports movie clichés, something he did previously with "The Rookie" and "Remember the Titans."- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
It’s basically a narrative spin on Alex Gibney’s 2013 documentary “The Armstrong Lie,” only with less cycling footage. This is a plus for those of us easily bored by such things (so many interchangeable mountain passes and neon jerseys!), but there isn’t a ton of new material here.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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Lou Lumenick
You'd think it would be hard to make an uninteresting movie based on the true story of Bethany Hamilton... But the terminally bland Soul Surfer comes perilously close.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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Sara Stewart
Pineda is lovely, but I stopped believin’ in this documentary long before it was over.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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Johnny Oleksinski
By the end of this derivative, heartless mess, you’ll conclude that a garbage dump is exactly where writer-producer James Cameron’s new project belongs.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 13, 2019
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Lou Lumenick
Overall, it’s engaging and serves its young audience well — a rare Holocaust movie that doesn’t strain to become Oscar bait.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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V.A. Musetto
The movie is a pleasant way to spend time in the dark, especially for Francophiles, but it won't leave any lasting impression.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 16, 2012
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Lou Lumenick
A well-written and in many ways pleasing update of a character who has endured in print for 78 years. Too bad it's sadly slow-paced.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Everything uniquely special and hilarious about the 1984 fish-out-of-water hit is gone, replaced by commodity streaming mush that looks like every other ho-hum action-comedy right now.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 3, 2024
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Kyle Smith
Chop up the film’s segments, replay them in any order, and things would make no more or less sense.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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Kyle Smith
The movie approaches the final scene with a straight face, but it left the audience giggling spasmodically. This script probably should have gone all the way and thrown in a few quips: If your movie is a joke, at least be intentionally funny.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Irrational Man is so clumsily staged and lethargically paced that it makes such clunkers as “Small Time Crooks” and “Cassandra’s Dream” look like minor classics.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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V.A. Musetto
This new movie features stylishly filmed and choreographed battles. But in between the set pieces is a lot of sentimental blather that slows down the film. More action, less talk should be the order of the day, but it isn't.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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Lou Lumenick
Feels like it was written and directed by an audience focus group in Omaha?- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Has an awful title, a bland hero and a predictable story - but it also has a nice blast of English atmosphere.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Would be solid family entertainment if it weren't for the funereal pacing, which may kill its appeal among young audiences.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Amenta draws from the diary that Rita kept in the nine months before her death in 1991, interviews with survivors and news footage to tell a riveting and inspiring story right out of "The Godfather."- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
A very elegant and fit-looking Omar Sharif appears as the on-screen narrator and Kate Maberly ("The Secret Garden") plays his granddaughter in a framing story.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The Promise employs laughable computer effects and second-rate martial-arts fighting to tell the hard-to-figure story of a princess and her three lovers.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Although director J.J. Abrams tries his darndest to finish the job, conjuring up nostalgia like a TV medium, “Rise” doesn’t feel like the last chapter of the biggest American movie franchise. It’s just another well-made “Star Wars” flick.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 18, 2019
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Lou Lumenick
A thoroughly enjoyable caper that doesn’t outstay its welcome.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 12, 2014
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V.A. Musetto
An impressive experimental movie, is practically a one-man show by Yasuaki Nakajima.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
It's a sly, low-key comedy in which he casts himself as a neurotic, self-absorbed curmudgeon.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The real coup de grace for this would-be serious-minded drama is the sledgehammer-subtle direction of Paul Weitz (who is also the screenwriter), who enabled his star's paycheck mugging in the execrable "Little Fockers."- New York Post
- Posted Mar 2, 2012
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Lou Lumenick
A smug, deliberately convoluted mix tape of Tarantino, the Coen brothers, Guy Ritchie and Hitchcock with (mostly) a cast to die for, Lucky Number Slevin is great fun for, say, 20 minutes.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Gil Kofman has an interesting and funny story to tell in his documentary Unmade in China. Too bad he spends more time talking about himself than detailing his misadventures in Xiamen, China, population 3.67 million.- New York Post
- Posted May 2, 2013
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Kyle Smith
The paranoia is as thick and luscious as that Reddi-wip, and it's served from both left and right.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
If it’s possible to make a morally old-fashioned film about teen orgies, writer-director Eva Husson has done so with Bang Gang, a quietly chilling look at the sex lives of a group of bored high-school students.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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Sara Stewart
Annabelle Comes Home is so low stakes it’s barely a movie — more like a very special “Brady Bunch” episode in hell.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 26, 2019
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Lou Lumenick
Head and shoulders above the sort of lightheaded epics Hollywood typically offers during the summer season.- New York Post
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